CLASSY, ANNO

CLASSY, ANNO

REAL CLASSY

That's pretty gud.

>any prolonged object symbolizes benis
Whoa

>BENIS XDDD
fuck off.

Freudian symbolism?

>Freudian Symbolism

LAL That's angry undepaid animators playing in their jobs.

Stop typing like retards.

Kill yourself, frog-cancer.

When are we getting this goddamn show on blu ray in NA?

sneaky

Hi anno.

lol its like a penis going into misato

Anno means anus in spanish

espANO

It's usually true though.
And this is several levels beyond that, since it's lined up with his crotch. Consider the fact that Anno specifically directed this shot and a team of people had to collaboratively draw everything in this shot. This isn't like real life where shit like that just happens accidentally because something happened to be sitting in-frame at the right moment; someone was deliberately told to draw that chair right there.

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, SON!

Yep, every panty shot no matter how subtle it is, is intentional and preplanned.

Anime is such a dirty thing.

I'd be inclined to believe this shot is coincidence but there are far too many "coincidences" there.
>Perfectly lines up
>Chair's angle is rather strange for a chair, as it should lean backwards and not forwards
>Misato, his main source of blue balls, is the one who sits
Not to mention Anno loves doing shit like that. Remember naked Asuka and the beer cans?

Nah, it's just a coincidence.
Shinji's penis is canonically small.

Have you watched EVA at all?

>Misato, his main source of blue balls
Huh? Is that Shinji? Does he even think of Misato like that?

Like 15 years ago. I did a rewatch relatively recently, but I guess I wasn't paying sufficient attention to their relationship. I remember Shinji complaining she's a bit too indecent around him at the beginning, but I don't remember him display attraction towards her.

How do you forget one of the three most important relationships in the series

Because he lied. He never watched it.

Don't know, just never got the feeling he was interested, or even attracted. I'm actually trying to recall scenes like that, but I'm drawing a blank here.
I saw the relationship more in terms of their similarities and as a juxtaposition in how they approached their relationships with others and the world, both in different distorted manners.

Have you fucked your mom today?

that was a scene for gags so they had to make it extra funny

Shenji canonically has a black man sized dick

I fucked his, (and yours as well).

No, he canonically has a micropenis.
His official character designer confirmed it.

>when freud get's reduced to "muh dick"
>...the struggle is real...

Poor asuka.

Asuka has Kaji, she's all good

Wasn't that primarily Misato?

>Implying cha boi isn't just a massive grower

That's a huge metaphorical cock. Shinji is canonically hung like a stallion.

He thinks of every notable woman in his life like that because he's a hormonal teenager who is deprived of any sort of intimacy and thus lusts after it with the thoughtless selfishness of the socially inept.

How can Asukafags compete?

Bitches only need 3 inches so he's good.

how can shinji compete

I agree. you people need to stop thinking everything so sexually.

Explains a lot really.

but the manga is an entirely different entity and not relevant to the canon of NGE

...

It's still from the man who designed Shinji.

very true, shinji has a small peener

>Misato will never sit on your cock
Fucking kill me

She's a cartoon. She's not real.

Very true.

get out

>Toothpicks

>Freud invented penises
the absolute state of psycholoshitters

Not necessarily. Remember in episode 10, Magma Diver, when Asuka was lecturing Shinji on thermal expansion? Shinji's dick contracted because it's fucking cold.

still has a small pee pee tho

HE WAS IN THE POOL!

Anyone who thinks that anything taller than it is wide looks like a penis probably has a small nob.

user...

Probably still bigger than yours user.

>implying I have a tiny nippon cock
its actually 5 and half inches erect user

No wonder he's so fucking angry all the time.

Prove it. Post a dick pic.

Exactly. Sometimes a finger is just finger. And a chair is a chair. Tables, on the other hand...

no, thats gay

He's a grower not a shower.

I happen to work at the on-site medical unit at UN-NERV and I can confirm that the test type's pilot doesn't have any problems in that regard.

t. Shinji

>implying that wasn't Asuka

t.misato

>implying asuka likes shinji and not kaji

>implying Asuka wouldn't tall the opposite

>implying you can't type

>implying the test pilot's hands are busy

what

You know what eva pilots do when they're forced to type with their left hand, right?

they cum on asuka

Exactly. Specifically between her breasts so he can lick off her slowly.

only if he is in a sexy maid outfit

>Asukfags resorting to ERP on Sup Forums

>doesn't wanna cum all over Asuka's comatose body

>memes upon memes upon memes

...

That can be arranged. What about her outfit?

this is fucking retarded

Let he who is without sin throw the first cabbage.

It's what she would have said.

I'll do it myself then. Wall of Jericho my fucking ass.