A SOLAR STORM WILL WIPE OUT ALL ELECTRICITY TOMORROW, TOTAL BREAKDOWN OF CIVILIZATION AND ORGANIZED LIFE GUARANTEED, COLLAPSE OF HUMAN LIFE IMMINENT!!!
EXPERT: "IT'S HAPPENING!!!!"
IT'S HAPPENING!!!
>IT'S HAPPENING!!!
IT'S HAPPENING!!!
>IT'S HAPPENING!!!
IT'S HAPPENING!!!
>IT'S HAPPENING!!!
Don't care
Wishful thinking.
You sound like a retarded 12 year old.
We’re already protected against this in the US.
digit say it’s happening
>we
fug need to put laptop in faraday cage before bed
There is no storm. The deep state will make its move, starting with cutting all communications. The fake solar storm story is let them get in a good lead.
>zerohedge
Get a load of this nigger.
>zerohedge
it's a fake news blog
sage
pure bollox
youtube.com
This unironically.
inb4 aliens
Should I skip work today?
Guess I'd better charge my phone
The chemtrails Trump has been putting in the air since he got elected has culminated to this very moment. The particles alter the refraction of the light emitted from this event. This was systematically created and specifically designed to target Jews. There is nothing to fear if your are not an Ashkenazi Jew, but for them is another story. They will face suffering the likes of which they have never seen.
Finally
Steven Hawking wanted to warn us, but they silenced him first. Now it's too late to shield our internet from deadly solar neutrinos... happening confirmed, gg lads
Another day without a catastrophe...
i shall consult the numerals
single: nothing will happen
dub: some sparks
trip: some blackouts
quad: worldwide chaos, 1/2 population gone
quint: jesus comes back, most of you go to hell
sextuplets: universe does a mulligan
(nothing will happen)
All that time I spent doing carpentry will finally pay off.
>1 post by this ID
Imagine, having news this big to share with the world, and you only make one post!
Good. I've had enough Jewery. Time to end it all.
hawkings a shill, nigger
>id: god
see, nothing
Calm your caps lock, nothing will happen...
I have just wrapped my balls in 4 inches of Aluminium foil to preserve my male fluids so I can repopulate the earth.. I got this one boys!
What if we're only around 25% Jew
The flood comes! Sometimes rain isnt water!
fuck you guys every single day i come here there is a "MAJOR HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING GUYS WW3 CIVILIZATION SWAMP GOING TO BE DRAINED SHILLARY HANGED" and every single day nothing happens.
Fuck off with this shit there is nothing happening with the sun go look up the space weather forecast for this week and the past week there was nothing x class my ass
Better put some ice in there before you bake your potatoes
yeah but this times different
thank god
swpc.noaa.gov
No it's not happening.
One can only wish but fake news.
Sure, the last thing we need are criminal genetics for global repopulation.
spbp
have one on me, m8
>pretending there is such a thing as real news anymore
rekt by kek
FAKE NEWS, SUN HAS BEEN QUIET AS FUCK.,
swpc.noaa.gov
>thinks world as we know it ends tomorrow
>stays to chat with dude bros
Holy shit Q predicted this
LET THE STORM BEGIN!
>calm before the storm
Q predicted this
>Zeroshit
You don`t link to there, you click on their sources and link them.
ZH is doomsday porn anyway
Quiet before the storm
>happening on 3/15
>ides of march
HABBENING JUST A MINUTE AGO
MY INTERNET WENT OUT FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES
ITS HABBENING GUUUUUUUUYS
>zerohedge
Reminder not to worry as long as flares are
>HAPPENING!!!
>could-knockout-satellites-power
fuck me
aurora borealis?
This.
Fuck you Satan.
One day the happening will be real and all doubters will be btfo. One day...
Tomorrow is today. Nothing happened. Big nothing burger. Sage and KYS.
The rod and the ring will strike
tig if brue.
posf proot.
Wake me up when it's a 9.0 X-class Solar Flare or i wont even reply.
I hope it's true. Something has to stop Sup Forums and its daily assblasting of the normalfag universe.
Till the next outbreak
Nothing ever happens, but I wouldn't mind if it did.
Implying a benign orb 3000 k's away is a threat to the earth domain.
>written by tyler durden
>a benign orb
maybe this is why 50% of you bruces get skin cancer or whatever your ridiculous statistic is.
also, it's a bit more than 3000 kilometers away
>the sun is 3000 kilometers from earth
>THIS THANK you SO is a tresure just like dutchsince
>tomorrow is today
So you're saying I won't have to make my mortgage payment this month.
Cool.
Okay shitskin kraut.
I'm prepared.
Bring it, bright nigger.
It has been funny watching them squirm between their anti-establishment angle and hating Trump's good trade policies and tariffs
>>Via Solarham.com
March 13, 2018 @ 00:35 UTC
Coronal Hole Faces Earth / Storm Watch
Good evening. Large coronal hole #79 located in the northern hemisphere is now facing our planet. A high speed solar wind stream flowing from this zone is predicted to reach our planet by Wednesday (Mar 14). Minor (G1) geomagnetic storming will be possible at higher latitudes. Aurora sky watchers should be alert within the next 48-72 hours. Image below is courtesy of SDO/AIA.
G1 CME possible. Nothing out of the ordinary.
So.... I won't have to go to work tomorrow.
You can stop the solar flare from interfering with any electronic devices by either shutting them down or put them in a faraday box. Put them shut down in a faraday box will be the safest.
See you back here tomorrow when nothing happens user
Civilization cucks BTFO. The day of the VARG has come.
Yeah fuken C1
ohnoweareallgoingtodie
no.
death and suffering
Shut down the fuckin internet ffs
The digits have spoken, it's a nothing burger.
Minor power grid fluctuations and potential satellite disturbance at MOST.
No need to bug out
Gibs mulligan
thank god
the sweet release
We should all launch our nukes now since they'll be useless tomorrow.
Cool, see you tomorrow.
Every year retards like you post this stupid shit. Kys for being the way you are.
thank dicks!
my life will improve literally 100%
This 1000x.
Fuck off and die jerry seinfeld
do you really think we're so lucky?
> all females should open their vagoos to anyone cos the world ends tomorrow.
nice try incel. all that happens is the polar aurora become brighter for a few days, and clouds are less likely to form. 99.99% people won't notice a thing. enjoy a sunny day.
>
yes. if we wish it will happen it will!
everyone give your most deep willed intentions to the sun! say that its power will wipe out the powergrid!
>could-knockout-satellites-power
How does this equal all electricity
Just turn the lights back on after, wtf Germany.
Good. Let it all burn.