Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Merkeltier Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article174446289/Tafel-Streit-Fuer-die-Linke-hat-sich-Spahn-als-Minister-disqualifiziert.html
focus.de/politik/deutschland/mordprozess-in-freiburg-nebenklaeger-fordern-verurteilung-von-hussein-k-nach-erwachsenenstrafrecht_id_8596619.html

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=JN5lILtlxKk
abcnews.go.com/amp/International/wireStory/turkish-group-press-charges-german-nationalist-53105721
youtube.com/watch?v=JN5lILtlxKk

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)
youtube.com/watch?v=k72ZK8cGmrI (When you are stuck at a few reps)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs
youtube.com/watch?v=UhryCz01EIg

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I
>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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thesun.co.uk/news/5777071/telford-abuse-grooming-sex-gangs-victims/
youtube.com/watch?v=buvHPnAUrls
welt.de/vermischtes/article174511001/Missbrauchskandal-in-Telford-Ein-System-wie-in-Rotherham.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Asian
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article174532502/Vor-dem-Bundestag-Polizei-nimmt-Mann-in-Gegenwart-von-Merkel-fest.html#Comments
youtu.be/qGj933BdjPE
jungefreiheit.de/debatte/kommentar/2018/kanzlerinnensaetze-fuer-die-ewigkeit/
focus.de/panorama/welt/lebte-seit-2015-in-deutschland-tod-von-17-jaehriger-in-flensburg-tatverdaechtiger-ist-abgelehnter-asylbewerber_id_8610131.html
youtube.com/watch?v=3X6BVAXcEjk
youtube.com/watch?v=lA45LK3qyrE
journalistenwatch.com/2018/03/14/eilmeldung-mann-geht-auf-kanzlerin-los-sicherheitskraefte-schreiten-ein/
twitter.com/4lternate_facts/status/973335957335412737
twitter.com/MattPalumbo12/status/973594385362378752?p=v
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

thesun.co.uk/news/5777071/telford-abuse-grooming-sex-gangs-victims/

I wonder how our media will react to it.

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Repost from last Thread
youtube.com/watch?v=buvHPnAUrls

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Do they even react?

>I wonder how our media will react to it.
Welt is talking about mirgrants with "asian immigration background"

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welt.de/vermischtes/article174511001/Missbrauchskandal-in-Telford-Ein-System-wie-in-Rotherham.html
>von Tätern mit „asiatischem“ Migrationshintergrund.
>„asiatischem“ Migrationshintergrund.
Top kek, now even journalists are having a good laff at this. What a time to be alive.

irony swings both ways here btw.
also, they weren't even planning to resettle.

I think they just took over the definition of British Asian.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Asian

We all know they're not Chinese.

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Assange bot still up I see.

bilod did too,
do they get btfo'ed on comments?

Lose the kekistani flag retard.

The comments on welt.de are based as always

So Merkle is elected with 9 (NINE) votes! not sure something better could have happened to us .. especially with Landtagswahlen in Bayern coming up later this year.
They will push really hard to get the absolute mehrheit (~40% right now).

Yeah lets hope people will hear of this one since basically no one knows about rotherham.
>"asiatisch"
is pretty funny though, the pic is also great!

DAS HAT DOCH KEINER AHNEN KÖNNEN !!!!! t. boomer

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>asian immigration background
oh those damn chinks
so they wont report about it at all
just like when rotherham happened

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Yeah, am Ende wills wieder keiner gewesen sein.
>i was no Bahnhofsklatscher and Teddybärchenwerfer
>i really thought they were wertvoller als Gold
>we really thought Merkel wanted the best for us
If you STILL don't see where this is fucking heading, there is no excuse for you anymore.

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Welt put "Asiatisch" with " ". So they imply they're not asians as we define them.

i'd really like to know why they all take the 'asian b8'?!
where between stupid and deliberate do they fall?
but at least, it seems to backfire in any case.

>asian background

This has some potential. Just rile up some Chinese/Vietnamese immigrants because media use this deceiving description. It is racist to call them 'Asian' because most people don't see Pakistani as Asian. How will the media and government argue against this accusation of racism? They are probably going to be forced to call them what they are. And Pakistani connotates with Muslim.

how bout:
uns geht es doch (noch)(ganz) gut ?

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welt.de/politik/deutschland/article174532502/Vor-dem-Bundestag-Polizei-nimmt-Mann-in-Gegenwart-von-Merkel-fest.html#Comments

tfw a shitskin could have saved europe

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youtu.be/qGj933BdjPE

If we had a gun she would be dead right now.

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ich glaube ich detectiere hatespeech in diesem thread, ich werde dass wohl melden müssen

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Why should they react?
Real news don't make money.

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always reframe as 'zorn'

IB NRW user here, ask me

Most Anons here are working for the Verfassungsschutz anyway

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last thing i heared was that BND and Verfassungsschutz where pretty incompetent, migth be wrong though idk, but anyway, spying on fellow citizens is a german tradition

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>that pic
she really is a stunning being

JF compiled a good list of the stupid, yet revealing shit Merkel has said.
jungefreiheit.de/debatte/kommentar/2018/kanzlerinnensaetze-fuer-die-ewigkeit/

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Hallo Heiko, ich wünsche dir viel Spaß mit Mike Pompeio. Hoffentlich bleibt er lieb und waterboarded dich nicht sofort.

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„Politik heißt nicht, ständig nach dem Wetterhahn auf dem Dach zu schauen, sondern seine Überzeugungen umzusetzen.“

duuuuuuuuuuuuuude

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>It's authoritarian for Britain to ban Christian conservatives and white nationalists from entering the country
>It's not authoritarian for America to ban Islamists from entering the country
Once you get hung up on the "muh free speech" and "muh constitution" memes, you cannot win. The communist, the faggot, the islamist has AS MUCH free speech as the white Christian evangelical. Western civilisation was never about free speech, it was about hierarchy, authority, royality, clergy. Christendom did not tolerate the free speech of anybody but the in group, and even then only those who did not challenge the status quo. Fuck free speech and fuck freedom of religion. Tucker Carlson and Katie Hopkins are nothing but mouth pieces for a failed system who claim to talk out of both sides of their mouths.

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Bombing people is not free speech

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try a bit harder, will you?

Already giving it my best, sorry to disappoint you user.

Non-bait bump

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Wenn wir das so weiter machen haben wir in 20min das BumpLimit erreicht...

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perma bump

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>coalburners get what they deserve

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Grüßt euch Freunde war lang nicht mehr hier

Does anyone here know how to play PES and would be autistic enough to manage a team?
Would be neat to have Kraut/pol/ represented in the upcoming Sup Forumseague.

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Das Liebeslied für Angela Merkel

youtube.com/watch?v=3X6BVAXcEjk

>PermaBan
Fixed that for you...

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bump

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youtube.com/watch?v=lA45LK3qyrE

great vid
worth watching

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Würstels why are your threads so sad?

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Gott strafe England...

>btw Ferkeltier edition

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was will der aussenminister denn machen?

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Er strafe es.

wagecuck bump

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Genau!

>Kamerad, Kamerad, alle Mädels müssen warten...

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Drake sein selbstgefälliges Gesichtsausdruck ist echt spitze!

journalistenwatch.com/2018/03/14/eilmeldung-mann-geht-auf-kanzlerin-los-sicherheitskraefte-schreiten-ein/

Er strafe es!

Mag jetzt böse sein - und normalerweise bin ich differenzierter - aber den perfiden Briten vergönne ich das alles doppelt und dreifach.

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>"Theresa May is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Lauren Southern, Brittany Pettibone and Martin Sellner entering the UK until our country's representatives can figure out what the hell is going on!"

Nothing wrong with that.

twitter.com/4lternate_facts/status/973335957335412737

fucking this 100%
they shunned us
they laughed about us
they hated us
they tricked us
they conspired against us

quote from the reichsmarschall:
"england (...) never understood europe"

Have a new boomer brudi.

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i can counter that

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>Spelling Errors twitter.com/MattPalumbo12/status/973594385362378752?p=v

Deutschland lebe hoch!-bump

you conveniently skipped the part where the whole world + dog has been given the birthright to access

What is the general opinion of Welt journalists here?

linksversiffte propaganda-sklaven

so comfy and satisfying. actually better than anything the ib has ever done (safe for defend europe): confronting the enemy directly.

Ich finde manche Artikel echt gut. Ohne die Welt hätte ich es wohl nicht geschafft, aus meinem Dad einen AfD Wähler zu machen. Und der war vor Jahrzehnten noch SPD Mitglied.

Are the disgusting Spalter-Shills gone now?
Obviously very FDP orientated, that means they are spineless, diss a statement of an AfD Member, but in the next article say that he was right.

Help me Germanbros, i was searching for a speech Hitler gave (to Reichstag I believe) where he basically asked if they want a war were one win or get completely destroyed (he used *word I cant remember in any language* krieg). I would love to know in kraut-language what was the question he asked. He remember me a lot the spirit of the Italian soldiers against the Austro-Hungarians.

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"wollt ihr den totalen Krieg" were the words he used but afaik it was göbbels who asked that question