Local reports from London reveal Prime Minister Theresa May has discovered with help of MI-6 that President Putin is responsible for assassinating Stephan Hawking by hacking his wheelchair. Prime Minister May has advised the military to launch the nukes, and an announcement will be made shorty to everyone in the U.K. For the time being, everyone in the U.K. should prepare for thermonuclear war - its happening
U.K. Announces Putin Assassinated Stephan Hawking
Lucas Howard
Jordan Watson
Always the fucking leafs with these threads.
Jonathan Williams
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Kayden James
Connor Ortiz
leet ddos haxxxx
Owen Gray
Putin is the politicians Sam Hyde
Sebastian Hill
And this is when the fun begins!
Jackson Lee
>Stephan Hawking
>Stephan
Who the fuck is Stephan Hawking
Zachary Thompson
Fucking Leaf.. may a caribou break into your apartment and ass fuck you while only using maple syrup and poutine for lube.
Jacob Phillips
Dunno, isn't he some hairdresser down the road?
Carter Mitchell
sensible chuckle
Aiden Jenkins
>Trusting the UK on anything
Gavin Williams
how dare you mock my french accent, this isnt over
Lincoln Flores
Omelet du fromage
Ayden Thomas
Pretty much.
Nolan Gray
Why can't they just be eliminated...
Jason Reed
This was the last thing in the news here about the Ruskies before Russians started dying in the UK.
Andrew Rivera
this triggers the French
Jordan Peterson
The White House is confirming it is backing the U.K. and will condemn Russia at the UN. Nikki Haley is emotionally regurgitating the prayers of Moloch at the UN. as we speak. Oh the humanity!
Zachary Rivera
Its time...
Jayden Anderson