Brit/pol/ - Madding Crowd edition

>Russia won't respond until given samples
rt.com/newsline/421213-skriplal-ultimatum-response-samples/
archive.is/m3mmv

>Britain to expel diplomats, calls UNSC meeting over Skripal
zerohedge.com/news/2018-03-14/britain-expel-russian-diplomats-after-midnight-deadline-expires-without-moscow
archive.is/4ozv3

>Facecuck band Britain First for 'inciting hatred'
uk.reuters.com/article/us-britain-facebook-far-right/facebook-bans-far-right-group-britain-first-for-inciting-hatred-idUKKCN1GQ1JS
archive.is/HhLZ4

>Sturgeon & May to meet to break Brexit 'powergrab' deadlock
heraldscotland.com/politics/16084573.Sturgeon_and_May_meet_to_try_to_break_Brexit____power_grab____deadlock/
archive.is/kmAcp

>Telford call for full independent investigation into sexual exploitation
localgov.co.uk/Telford-leader-calls-for-public-inquiry-into-child-sexual-exploitation-/44916
archive.is/tyVAk

>MPs call for Bercow to go over 'Bollocks to Brexit' sticker
express.co.uk/news/uk/931373/brexit-news-john-bercow-speaker-car-sticker-bercow-resigns
archive.is/9agF2

>Govt fails to protect Cornish Pasties
cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/government-refuses-confirm-cornish-pasties-1337348
archive.is/jSfpJ

>Foreign Office propaganda video on Russia [doesn't mention US election]
twitter.com/foreignoffice/status/973860071963856896

>PMQs [Rewind Livestream to 1200]
youtube.com/watch?v=F24CT5Re8k8

>Elegy Written In A County Churchyard - Grey - Excerpt
Th' applause of list'ning senates to command,
The threats of pain and ruin to despise,
To scatter plenty o'er a smiling land,
And read their hist'ry in a nation's eyes,

Their lot forbade: nor circumscrib'd alone
Their growing virtues, but their crimes confin'd;
Forbade to wade through slaughter to a throne,
And shut the gates of mercy on mankind [...]

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THIS IS ABOUT THIS CULPABILITY OF THE RUSSIAN STATE

I will remember that forever

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>I once lost three stone by eating nothing but kippers and cabbage for several months. I have since decided I prefer to be fat

Curious what you guys think.

Death to Putin. Off with his head.

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rip steven hawk

and rip britain

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*outrages in English*

May just called coomie corbyn out

holy fuck the bants today

only one man can save us now

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Is he taking the piss?

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>Still no evidence shown that Russia was involved

I don't think so.

They steamrolled the EU elections, though. And undecided voters are already galvanised, that's why they don't vote for the fuckers.

We gave them a day. They ignored it. They did it

Lads Jim Bowen of Bullseye fame has died.

They're waiting for the spooks to manufacture it.

Calling it now, in a few decades this will all come out as a huge fix.

Why would our mighty government bother with showing us civilian peasants such an important thing?

How will Russia respond?

A day for what? To prove their innocence? I thought you had to prove guilt?

what are you fucking joking

nukes

First Dodd. Then Hawking. Now Bowen.
When will those bastard Ruskies stop?

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Holy shit that's an ironic quote for this guy.

FUCKING HELL, you're right

Holy fucking shit

RIP JIM BOWEN.

The nerve agent was developed and made in Russia by the Russian military funded by the Russian government

???

By calling their puppet Trump, of course.

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>How will Russia respond?

Rolling laughter

expel 30 brit diplomats
kill 3 more russians in london

No, It was developed by the soviets

They could've conjured something up. Time to attack them.

LADS

we need memes now
shit tons of memes!!!

make memes
save Britain

(not including these GCHQ putin midget memes)

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I'm afraid not. bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43403178

youtube.com/watch?v=viC-VnvCYMk

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>The nerve agent was developed and made in Russia by the Russian military funded by the Russian government

what is theft ?

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What a double agent nobody trusts died and we dont know who did it but hey at least we can respond before we know what happened. Call to urgency(!!1) is a hallmark of a witch hunt

See, in their area of focus (Europe) they wiped the floor with everyone else. They fell apart because they were a one-trick party.
All we'd need is a party with a focus on migration, but also on justice, cutting back state control, etc.

Daily reminder the conservatives have been bought by Israel.

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Here's a meme

The ruble

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...

I wonder if housing in Kensington will get cheaper with all the (((russian)))) exiles getting killed off

Strong Uncle Volodya laughs at the antics of this paranoid tiny island. Giving ultimatums to a nuclear power! What a circus!

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Well I'm sad as fuck now. I don't give a shit about Russia, Jim Bowen is dead.

Please make the next thread on him

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>in their area of focus (Europe) they wiped the floor with everyone else.
Yes, and that still didn't translate to success in Britain, even before the EU referendum. That was my point.

ROGUE STATE

>More cares

>treat with them

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Don't understand why Daily Politics has pulled away from the Commons when it's still ongoing with relevant questions.

Who had a greater effect on the world? Bowen or Hawking?

wait until they get the facts maybe?
are they always this immature

They're getting increasingly more aggressive as time goes on lol

We should give more housing to poor muslims you racist

Toys-R-Us as well
Childhoods be damned

lads we need to do something

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Yes, because they were a party specifically bout ending EU control. They may have had other platforms, but they weren't "a new direction for the british people", they were "No to Brussels! Trigger 50!" For god's sake, their name should say it all.
But in their area of focus, they galvanised a majority of the country against the establishment.
That's my point.

Assuming it's all true, would making all evidence (beyond the basics) public not involve giving up secret intelligence and British agents? I saw it claimed that chemical analysis could hone the nerve agent down to the laboratory it was manufactured in, meaning we have an intimate knowledge of several Russian military labs and could have people embedded in those labs.

It's like watching them in the run up to the Iraq war.

We need Galloway!

Lol Russians are gonna get buttfucked
>Clealry didn't commit the attack
>Given a day to prove innocence
>Didn't do it so they're now the enemy
Seems contrived.

>iraq war

Who's going to be the Dr. Kelly this time?

Look at his Twitter profile
twitter.com/georgegalloway

Did Russia ever report a theft of a very dangerous nerve agent from a government facility?

this fucking talking protocol does my head in
just call her a cunt to her face, stop pissing about

rip in peace Jim Bowen lads.

This is 100% a falseflag operation.

>Chemical weapon yells "Russia first!" before poisoning ex spy

that's how MGS3 started

HE IS HERE

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I would think any weapons specialists will have learned their lesson by now. Or at least that they shouldn't go for lone walks in the woods.

>tfw watching repeats of Bullseye on Challenge

RIP Jim Bowen

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>may tries to be a new thatcher
>look mommy i'm STRONG
Is ever going to stop and just accept that she's a useless cunt?

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>Telford
>Russia
>Stephen Hawking
>Jim Bowen
>Toys-R-Us

All a distraction from the Carragher story

War is peace

Funniest thing I've read all week

I feel like my meaning of life is to belong in the pre-May era. So should I develop time travel?

Lool

no, not like court-approved proof, but in lieu of that I guess they're willing to use the fact that all signs point to Russia

>Russian-developed poison used
>on Russian ex-spy exile
>and Russia has a proven record for for assassinating traitors and expats

so you know, it's really not baseless

Has anyone else noticed brit/pol/ seems to be a bit more fun recently?

kek

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcparliament
with
10minutemail(.)com

It's worth watching, even if there's no politician worth listening to

hmm I've also noticed less tripfags

really makes you think

>there will never be an MP this based again

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>He did not mean to cause any offense

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Yeah still got it on via parliament.tv, just fewer people see that in comparison to Daily Politics

It's an old agent and the inventor has already fled Russia and lives in US.

Scottish funny accent!

You, hopefully.

>A P P E A S E M E N T
That's right, fuckers, Corbyn is Chamberlain, May is Churchill and Putin is Hitler. Just war now.

>did not mean to cause any offence

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>Jim Bowen

FUCK ME THE POPES DEAD?

Who is this meant to impress? Boomers? They talk about terror on the streets of the UK when how many attacks were there last year?

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>Rest In Peace in peace

*drafts you into war with Russia*

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JC called for a proportionate response.

Chemical weapons attacks on Russian citizens confirmed?

people who said Sergei Kripal was the new Franz Ferdinand might just be right

Spearheaded by the return of munchy box posting.

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>Whilst expelling suspected intelligence agents is showy deterrent (such agents apply pressure towards their government to not engage in action that causes them to booted out) it also has high costs: Better the agent you know.

twitter.com/JulianAssange/status/973910918349381632

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*becomes transgender*
wew, close one

>Who is this meant to impress? Boomers?
They're always itching for war they'll never have to fight in.

>Carragher

Is scouse spit a chemical weapon?

I just don't understand these things. All of it looks so shit.

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Lie! Russia doesn't denies the investigation. Russia doesn't want ultimatums.

Sergey Kripple is tha new Rio Ferdinand me finks

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