Road Trip

Amerifats please rate my 3 month road trip that I will be undertaking in your country this summer.

I will be landing in New York by plane then catching a train to Boston, once in Boston I will hire a rental car and drive to

>Burlington, VT then up to
>Montreal, Canada then drive to
>Toronto, then back in America and continue driving to Chicago (with a stopover in Detroit and Gary, Indiana)
Then once in Chicago, down to
>Nashville
>Ashville, NC
Then through West Virginia and Virginia (not sure what towns)
I will then finish up in Washington DC and Phily, then catch train to NYC and fly home

Also general do's and don'ts I should be aware when in the USA? or towns I should visit in the general direction I'm undertaking? I will be spending generally a week in most cities, a bit less in smaller cities - Cheers

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I'm 6'3 and white too, also how do Americans feel about Aussies? Will I get into any trouble down South?

Don't stop in Gary, it is a shit hole.

You'll be fine, bro. I live in NC. People in Asheville will welcome you with open arms. You'll probably be able to score some poon while you're at it, too.

Where are you going in Nashville? I live near it and I would recommend gatlinberg over nashville.

Why not visit Compton?

I'm looking at a Hostel in Midtown, near Vanderbilt University I believe.

Montreal is nice. See Quebec City too, if you can.
Detroit, Chicago, and Gary are shitholes. Skip them. Virginia is gorgeous.

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What's Charlotte like? Was contemplating visiting their and Raleigh because I want to check out Duke (big basketball fan)

Not doing west coast

Go to south side of Chicago. They will show you a good time.

just be sure to pack a bulletproof vest

>shitcago
>gary
>detroit
>dc
>philly
>jew york
This is a joke, right?

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>Gary
You must crave adventure.

I live near nashville. let's hang out

There's nothing worthwhile in Gary

I need a city to stop in from Toronto to Chicago, it's a 14+ hour drive, where do you suggest?

literally 0/10. Go in this order:
>New York
>Boston
>Vermont
>Montreal
>Chicago
>Boulder, Colorado
(Then go on the Rocky Mountain National Park Skyline Drive)
>Moab, Utah
(Go to Canyonlands National Park, mainly to Island in the Sky)
>North Carolina
>Skip most of virginia and west virginia, pretty places but not that great
>DC
>Philly
>NYC
The cities here are alright, but the land out west is much, MUCH better.

Honestly you'd be better off just making a trip of the east coast from Maine to Florida.

I would stay the fuck away from Gary Indiana you oblivious tourist moron. You will be robbed and stabbed

10/10 route

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>Dos and Don'ts
Same as at home. No one will care the you're Aussie. In fact, you'll probably get laid due to accent.

Only if you're an outspoken far-lefty.

Depends on what you're in to. Grand Rapids?

Beware of heavily black areas. Doesn't matter how non-racist you think you are; they'll just see your skin.

Why drive 14 hours? Plan stops at 8 hours a day max.

Its not 14 hours from toronto to chicago it's like 8 hours fuckface

>leaf
>replying to the correct post
Pick only one.

Downtown Detroit is actually really nice.
I would avoid Chicago like the plague though. Niggers, traffic and toll roads everywhere. If avoiding Chicago you could go Detroit-Indianapolis-Louisville-Nashville and then continue normal route.
If you're into scenery over cities I'd go Detroit-Upper Penninsula-Wisconsin-Minneapolis
From Minneapolis head to Waterloo and head east from there to Dyersville, visit Field of Dreams movie site, head to Dubuque, check out Mississippi River Museum/Aquarium, from there go to Chicago and probably head directly into Philly from there

If you're trying to live it up in some cities and you have money, NY is pretty much the best you'll get. If you want to see some nice land with decent people you should really go to the PNW. Oregon/Washington have some phenomenal areas. Hell, California has pretty much every type of climate on its own. Just don't get aids in san fran

Well... You're missing all the best parts of the country. Check out the Rocky Mountains, the Pacific Northwest, Grand Canyon... You're mostly just checking out big city niggers and Appalachian poverty. Who the fuck vacations to Gary, Indiana or Detroit?

If you can swing it money wise, I'd recommend starting in California, going up to Oregon/Canada, going to Texas, going to Nashville, then Florida, then Asheville, DC (if you must), then up through New England.

Avoid the groid bro. Don't bother with Chicongo, Gary, or Detroit.

Otherwise, have fun and enjoy America. Hope you like it

Asheville is for fags

>Great American road trip
>Not going coast to coast
>Half your trip is in canada

I'll give you a 1/10.

How the hell are you spending 3 months road tripping and not going from the east to west coast? 3 months is a long time.

Rate my 9 day road trip.
Dag 1. 5 mei Los Angeles(Inglewood)

- Alamo Rent A Car: 9020 Aviation Blvd,Inglewood, CA 90301. Retour adres vragen.
- In 'N Out Burger: 9149 S Sepulveda Blvd,Los Angeles, CA 90045
- Shell pump bij Randys Donuts: 804 W Manchester Blvd,Inglewood, CA 90301
- Geneva Motel: 321 West Manchester Boulevard Inglewood (California), CA 90301
Dag 2. 6 mei Los Angeles - Las Vegas
- Drinkwater kopen 10 Liter bij Robberts Market, 5772 W Manchester Ave
- Foto's LA, ander blad
- Peggy Sue’s Diner. Halverwegen Las vegas, net voorbij Barstow eten bij: 35627 Yermo Rd Yermo, California
- Foto Las vegas sign. S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89119
- Auto terug brengen: Alamo Rent A Car 7135 Gilespie St,Las Vegas, NV 89119.
- Taxi naar hotel ± $40 inc.
- inchecken: 2880 Las Vegas Boulevard South, Las Vegas Strip, Las Vegas (Nevada), NV 89109

Circus Circus Las Vegas
- Eten en casino in hotel.
Dag 3. 7 mei Las vegas Grand canyon vlucht. Van ± 09:00 tot 16:00 Ophalen en afzetten bij hotel
- Fountains of Bellagio 12:00 p.m. - 8:00 p.m. show every 1/2 hour 8:00 p.m. - 12:00 a.m. show every 15 minutes (Bus?)
- Eten in Ceasars palace bijv. Serendipity 3 (Goede Coctails) net ten noorden van Bellagio
- Evening Call Frozen Cocktails, Located inside of Bally’s Hotel & Casino, at the end of the Paris walkway where the Bally’s Casino floor starts,

near the water fountain and just across the hall, down the stairs from the Burger Brasserie.
- Bezoek Bellagio en/of Ceasars casino's.
- Terug naar Circus (Bus?)

The only good thing about the US is its abundance of relatively untouched wilderness.

Nevermind

Are you going on a safari ?

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It doesnt matter this kangaroo nigger is going to get knifed up for his gas money and rental car in Gary anyway so it's a moot point.

This guy has traveled.

>going to Gary, Indiana
I'm Canadian and I know that's a bad idea

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pretty fun/10

you better have a lot of cash to burn

>>Montreal, Canada t

Quebec City is better
Montreal is multiculti shithole now

maybe check out plymouth, it is about 40 minutes south of boston maybe less. it's a cool little strip/town you might like it. it will set you back about 4-6 hours in your travel, but it's closeby and historically important if you like shit like that. salem's close by on the way to vermont too, and sturbridge, all that shit is
historical little gems scattered around the area.
vermont/maine/nh are cool.
the ride to montreal is cool, careful on the mountain roads.

montreal's got alot of activity in the city all pretty closeby.

idk about detroit or gary. i'd skip that shit and go for gettysburg instead.

>Asheville, Nashville

God damn it, user. Go to the real south. But those towns have been taken over by northern transplant shit libs

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How you gonna spend 3 months in the US and not even see he west coast?
I’ll put you up for a week if you come to California

Driven back and forth dozens of times. This is a shitty idea, especially for three months. Go to the west, it is a million times cooler. Pacific coast, Rocky mountains to Yellowstone up through canada

If you insist on sticking to the east you've done a decent job but you'll be much more impressed going to the other half of the continent

When is the trip? Stop by an NCAA Tournament town. Duke plays in Pittsburgh this week.

WAHAHAHA
Take it from this guy, a leaf, and myself a Michigander, and don't fucking touch that garbage dump with a 10 foot pole

>Roadtrip in USA
>Focusing on the East Coast and fucking CANADA instead of the Southwest
What the fuck are you even doing? You should be driving through states Utah, Northern Arizona, Colorado, Idaho, California, Washington, Oregon, Montana. East Coast is shit coast.

Enjoy sightseeing in beautiful Gary Indiana. It has an especially vibrant night life

Stop over in my town, you cunt.
St Joseph Michigan.
I'll buy you a cup of coffee.

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You're literally going to some of the shittiest places in the US. You'd be better off staying home and jerking off.

Skip the “NYC, Boston, Chicongo”. Asheville is pretty, see the Vanderbilt’s cottage but the city is full of libtards. Think “Austin East”. If you really want to be awed by America fly into Denver. Spend the night in hotel to acclimatize. Take your time driving up to and over Rocky Mountain National Park. Realize what you are seeing represents a decent percentage of America. Some of which is unbelievably remote and inaccessible. There is NOTHING like it in Europe.

God help you in Detroit and Chicago if you take some wrong turns.

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Shit. Go out west further

Why the fuck would you go to those places? Go see the midwest like south dakota and montana, wyoming, etc.. half of those places are shitholes but i guess you chinks would fit in ok

Jims, Pats, Geno and Rocky Statue in Philly. Those first 3 are top 3 for cheese steaks, the other is a Rocky Statue. "Wiz With" at all of them and do know how to order. You get sent to the back if you mess up and slow them down. Cash only too, check them out see which one you like better

OP, I mapped out your proposed journey and honestly it looks pretty good. Obviously, you want to see the cities and you're hitting some good ones (besides Gary).

There are also tons of locations on or near your path that, if time allows, you can visit. Examples would be Memphis, TN (music), Raliegh/Durham, NC (big college town), Outer Banks, NC (remote beaches), Norfolk, VA (huge naval base), etc.

My only note is to keep in mind that by sticking to the cities, you are only seeing part of American culture. You're basically visiting the the Hillary Clinton Archipelago.

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We also get a shitton of Chicago (FIP) babes during the summer, and we have a ton of great beaches.

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>>Gary
Mother fucker I live by Gary, why the hell wouldn't you stay in the nicer areas around it, not the town that is so badly falling apart, when a stop light goes out, they just drop a stop sign in the road and abandon it.
Seriously.
Munster is next door and full of doctors and rich people. Plenty of hotels and micro breweries, like 3 Floyd's. Just stay there, but not right on the Hammond border.
t. White man who lived next to Gary his whole life.

Are you from Hammond or some shit?
lmfao

>paying for a ticket to the Biltmore House
If the aussie has a Time Machine, sure. No reason to pay $50 to visit something that should be 10 bucks at most. Its an empty fucking house, not a theme park

Also! BREWERIES! Check local breweries especial in Georgia(breweries can sell their brew now). Deleware has Dogfish Head which is a fun Brewery as well. Most all states are on board and breweries are great fun.

I just spent a week in NC in a quiet rural area golfing, I go there every year. Used to be full of great southern people now it's packed to the brim with whining yankee carpet baggers ill have to find a new place to go

No, I already said I wasn't Hispanic, so Hammond and east Chicago are out.
Griffith and crown point, soaking up all that nice bp money in whiting

I do trips around the country like this every summer. My advice, avoid any town with a population of more than 200k. They just suck. Stick to state roads, not interstate highways.

your planned route looks like a complete shit fest. You will see nothing but congestion and filth.

Also, we have beautiful wine country, a good amount of decent brewhouses, GreenBush for one and some some distilleries. If Rich, White Chicagoans come here for vacation, it's most likely good country.

Stop by Roanoke, VA

AH, Crown Point, I think I remember some trap posting here that was from there. Have fun being a hoosier.

>Toronto to Chicago, it's a 14+ hour drive
not even close to 14 hrs unless you are traveling on a golf cart.

If you're driving 8 hours a day you could make it from SF to Philly in like a week. You have 3 months. Google maps Estimates this route to be 96 hours or 12 days of driving in the approximate 90 you'll be here.
>Golden Gate Bridge
>Seattle
>Yellowstone
>Denver
>Grand Canyon
>Dallas
>Nashville
>Chicago
>Detroit
>Toronto
>Philly
Spending time in Gary Indiana is retarded. If you have 85 days (took out 5 days for flights and that train ride from Philly to NY) 2040 hours. If you spent half of that time in hotels you have 1020 hours. This drive only takes 100 of those hours, still leaving you 900 hours or approximately 10 hours per day to site see or go to restaurants or whatever. And you add pretty much every landmark in the country beside the hollywood sign, DC and Mount Rushmore.

Would be absolutely ridiculous to cut the nuts off of your vacation.

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THIS is a trip I would be excited about. Bravo.

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nah, americans in general think anglophone foreigners are cool and most girls will want to fuck you just for your accent

>Chicago (ChiCONGO)
Don’t stop anywhere near it unless you want to run the risk of getting culturally enriched by niggers.

>Vermont
Rural New England is beautiful, New Hampshire is a state you should check out as well. You can swing north out of the Boston area, head into NH and then drive west through Vermont. You can keep going west through Vermont and see upstate New York, it’s nice there too, nothing like the city.

>Nashville
Haven’t been there, but I think it’s niggered out too. Check demographics.

>Asheville, NC
Nice place, can’t go wrong.

>DC
Half of the city is black.

>Philly, NY
Same with any major city- niggers. Also, people are rude in that corner of the country, especially New Yorkers. They think they are automatically badasses “BECUZ IM FROM NEW YORK”

>West Virginia
Never been there, can’t tell you

>Virgina
I don’t know what’s worth seeing there, but I’d suggest being closer towards Appalachia

>Do’s and don’ts
Traffic- stay alert and don’t piss anyone off on the road: don’t create an inconvenience for anyone else on the road simply because you’ve made the wrong turn or something

Be yourself- no one really cares where you’re from. Just have manners like you would around home. I’ve ran into plenty of people from Australia out here, all have been nice people looking to have a good time.

Seems like you won’t be making it out West. Next time I’d suggest Utah or some national parks in California. The mountains and desert out here are beautiful.

Just avoid niggers as much as you can. They prey on people who think they are just like us. You’re white, so that means you’re rich because you owned slaves: there’s no reasoning with that attitude, so avoid.

Do - whatever the fuck you want, as well as how & when

Don't - do whatever you want at other people's expense or free will

Wildcard - if you want drugs go to an edm show or music festival. Do not look on the street or at bars or from sketchy niggers. Just pay for a music festival or show ticket & network. Then you won't get v&

Charlotte is a chocolate city. Avoid the niggers.

Shh. Keep 'em all on the East coast.

Don't stop in Detroit or Gary, too dangerous. Philly and Chicago have dangerous neighborhoods so stick to the rich areas and you'll be good. Make sure you stop by Reading Terminal in Philly.

>takes a "road trip" from east coast shithole to east coast shithole
what are you doing emunigger, go through the southwest and the rockies

Hey bro, if he skips Gary he'll miss dirtty's jazz and drive by shootings.

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rather than nashville, consider knoxville, TN. If you hit it on a Saturday there's a market in the city center.
Not sure you want to visit Chicago. I've been before the gang problems intensified and it wasn't much to write home about, and sucked to drive in.
Try driving through NC, especially Asheville.
The train idea is great, I've been on that amtrak line and it's comfy af

I live in Illinois, avoid Gary like everyone says. Maybe check out Notre Dame University in South Bend, Indiana, even if your not catholic. Go to a Cubs game at Wrigley Field in Chicago, talking to people there is a great way to find things to do in Chicago. If you got time go check out the Mississippi River in Illinois. American girls love Australian accents, but half will be dumb enough to think you're British.

can confirm. drove the triangle from SF to Vegas via rockies and death valley last year.

what a fucking drive.

>"Wiz With" at all of them and do know how to order.
What the fuck are you even trying to say? Speak English you Mutt fuck.

Stop and say hi if you hit 57 south from Chicago to Nashville. Though, it's a very boring drive on 57 until you hit southern Illinois.