How do you feel about this?
local.theonion.com
How do you feel about this?
Brandon Nelson
Jeremiah Scott
the way I feel about any other satirical story.
amused.
Robert Miller
it's a "joke" but this is the attitude of a lot of the elite
Hunter Gonzalez
Surprised by the stuff The Onion is getting away with lately. Did someone march through that institution?
Jacob Brown
This was my response too. I know its satire but it seemed like a bit more than youd expect from them
Connor Cook
Probably true is a couple years
John Garcia
When did we take control of The Onion? This is the kind of stuff you'd find here and nowhere else. Or at least, that's how it was a year ago.
Juan Lewis
is this real?
The Onion turned into the faggiest liberal shit ever about 15 years ago
Nathaniel Morales
The neets will survive
Lucas Young
Maybe people who started clickhole came back?
Robert Wright
ITT: dumb fucks getting played by big media corps.
No, "we" did not take over the onion, they are simply doing whats giving them the most exposure. In this case, they are pushing the buttons of white neets.
Ethan Perry
the fire rises
Alexander Sanders
Holy crap is this CTR
....this is CTR posting for sure.
Eli Bennett
>implying white neets are a big audience
If they wanted the most exposure they would pander to the left
Ryan Hernandez
youtube.com
La creatura......
Levi Gutierrez
Who the fuck is CTR. Genuinely interested.
Jace Bennett
>replying to the user like hes not a fucking idiot
Youre too kind
Adrian Ortiz
>being this new
Damn kek
Luis Carter
Not new, simply not spending 24 hours a day here.
Lucas Martin
Who says you cant pander to both.
Brandon Harris
Hahahaha yeah ok
Christian Mitchell
Just shut the fuck up and fuck off back facebook
Juan Ramirez
lurk moar
genuinely serious
Connor Thompson
Didn't the same people who started the onion also start clickhole?
Xavier Flores
A satire piece trying to peddle the anti-white discriminatory hiring practices of Human Resources aren't that bad. The reality is the women, the unqualified, the brown-skinned and the foreign are given enormous advantage in the System over whites males these days. Meanwhile in opposite land the jews and their useful idiots bleat about how "White Privilege" somehow still exists--Where? The only place the Good Ol' Boy Network still exists is in the synagogues as far as I can tell. No white guy gets hired just "because he's white" anymore, they seem to be thinking about how niggers get hired because they have brown skin and fill out a diversity quote.
Nolan Reed
Thanks for correcting the record
Samuel Cruz
Why do so many evil people look just like best boy?
Lincoln Price
>even the onion is making fun of the SJWs
Confirmed, we are winning the culture war.
Cooper Roberts
I was mid coffee-sip when I clicked that and had to keep the mug pressed to my mouth as I proceeded to spit out my coffee from the uncontrolled chuckle. Thank you, user.
Adrian Thomas
Theyve done even more brazen stuff like the (((Grabblers))):
John Cox
>the onion posts Sup Forums-tier memes
Dare i say...
Luke Harris
subtle onion redpills, like always
Austin Gutierrez
the onion has gone to shit since it was acquired. liberals took it over, propagandized it and it is no longer funny
Ayden Davis
You realize this is mocking what they see as an alt-right strawman, do you not? They don't actually believe colleges are indoctrination centers and think it's ludicrous that we do
Alexander Cook
i'm aware. but i still think it walks a pretty tight line sometimes, even when it's trying to mock the truth.
Ian Perry
I'd expect the SJW's to be outraged about this satire desu.
Cooper Ortiz
Eh. As much as I recognize Kelly as a gifted satirist I think most of the time he's playing up the buffoonish, aging, out of touch conservative persona most of the time. Or that that's how he's read by most
Logan Walker