There are people who work in intelligence agencies of various countries that get paid to post on Sup Forums and pretend to be right-wingers in order to infiltrate and subvert any resistance.
The elite literally spend billions of dollars to subvert horny, docile teenagers and young men who post memes on Sup Forums and couldn't possibly pose a threat to anyone even if they wanted to.
Let that sink in.
bruh, we wuz underground resistance and shieet
Big if true.
That’s a lie. Perhaps individuals aren’t a threat, but the movement as a whole is
I work for the FBI Cyber crimes. AMA.
Do you get to take "cp evidence" with you home to "investigate" it?
I don't work with children porn. I've done some trafficing stuff and credit fraud though.
Wow the global elite truly have everything on complete lockdown and I bet even Trump is their pawn, I guess there's nothing we can do to fight against them
bye guys I'm going to go watch TBBT and be a good goy
Is it an exciting job? Do you get to look ISP logs of suspects?
Am I on a list for owning the anarchist cookbook?
What percentage of CC fraudsters are Jews?
>No matter how much they subvert
>It still keeps happening
Nah. We just do statistical analysis. You have to really fuck up to get a team dispatched to deal with you. Even then it's after months of collecting evidence.
NSA keeps the lists.
It's like 100% Italians desu senpai.
>Wasting their money on that shit when we would do it on our own anyway
Not even surprised they are this incompetent desu.
(((Italians)))
C'mom dude we know the mob is really Jewish.
Throughout the nation? Or just in the Northeast?
>statistical analysis
Like what?
Is there automation in it, so for example you can use software to or "artificial intelligence" to do risk assessment without having to involve agents which presumably costs a lot and takes time?
Most credit fraud is out of NY but it skips around lots of other countries which puts it out of our jurisdiction. Credit companies usually just pay the cutlstomer what was lost and get on with their lives. We track patterns and make busts when we get lucky. But our tech isn't capable of doing the job that we need to do.
They are going to get tortured by ETs in the afterlife. Their compartmentalized higher ups conveniently omit that part. Haha the sweet song of universal ignorance.
White males are the most powerful beings in the galaxy due to their psychic meme potential.
>European flag
>right wing threat
Fucking lol. It won't be right wingers that kill you kike, it will be the Muslims you imported.
Computers index everything from the most popular forums and tell us where to look using keywords. Just simple stuff like "Bomb, Cocaine, Plan,". It can do heuristic searches too for like certain sentence structures and paragraphs. It's all very novice though still it needs some tuning. The NSA had better tools and they help when we need information on known criminals. Most of the work is still done boots in the ground.
>and couldnt possibly pose a threat
The thing is though any genuine resistance even if its just memes IS enough to make pants get pissed in. Any group that goes around undoing decades of brainwashing is cause enough to make the elites hit the panic button and with Trump in place instead of shillary they have to scrape the bottom of the barrel on how to globalize the world. Plan A is fugged and people are getting too woke to willingly go along with plan B.
>No timestamp
fake and gay
Bump
You're a prime example of the retards OP is referring to. You should beat it back to r3ddit and stay the fuck away until your faggot one liner reply mentality matures.
can i suck your dick?
No.
muh dick
Kek. Funny how everybody thinks you're a larp when it's obvious that spooks do in fact post here. Anyways how long do we have to prepare before the USA Balkanizes and chaos ensues? The EBT system has been having issues, I don't think it'll be long before the great chimpout happens. Also that Kyle Odom guy was right, wasn't he?
Confirmed LARP
Q predicted this
I don't know, I'm like the lowest man on the totem pole here. For fucks sake.
Noice finger digit ratio homo
We're still working with tech from the 80's.
Thanks desu.
I've got 30lbs of anfo, a million rounds of ar clips and a neutron bomb wut you faggets gonna do bout it lick my willie peen gay niggers
Things that make me ask, "Do you really think I'm that stupid" for 100
Half of Sup Forums user base is bored NSA agents. They’re mostly not trying to subvert. They just post here during downtime.
Kek. So here I am 24/7 with my weaponized autism and know more than you do about the big picture. If you guys were fully informed you're flip your lids. Pic related is from a documentary, not a movie.
>Jeopardy question format
>Who's Line Is It pic
Noice
Fraudulent and effeminate. Post a real date next time, dumbo.
I'm literally looking at a copier that was made in 1976. My computer mouse had a trackball on it, and my co-workers smoke in the break room.
The field offices never get upgrades.
>application
Probably. This is just my day job.
do you guys find potential patsies on Sup Forums for hoax/false flag events?
Lets say you find a stormfag yelling about doing something violent (assuming he isn't one of you guys acting as a agent provocateur) what do you do? Do you zero in and use some algorithmic shit to gauge the chances of something really happening or what? I don't think you guys have time to monitor individuals so I assume you have some kind of AI doing it for you.
Will I get in trouble for this? Better ban shoe strings nao?
If CIA reading this id like a job. You have my file you know my following on social media. Im ready to defect.
It's just a larp
I just picked the closest paper that would be sorta proof.
good luck on that application into such a left wing organization james
well if you've made any kind of state-defined "terroristic threats" in the last three decades, yes
We take all threats seriously. The most serious ones include, (Date, Time, Method, Name, Location). The more of those they hit the more likely we are to investigate. Usually we look for you post-facto instead of doing prevention.
This is what I don't understand either. How are US intel agencies so effective at subverting terrorist threats from both right wing extremists and Islamists, and all the lesser threats, too, if they don't have millions of employees monitoring every area of life?
Even supposed Orwellian dictatorial states like China are not that effective at it.
It's just a piece of paper Jesus Christ you autists.
I guess a job is a job. Gotta make money somehow.
We arent that good at it. Most of these groups fuck themselves from internal divisions.
>drumpf gets defense in pol even when he does something retarded
>"you are the paid shill tho"
really oys my veys
really tingles my shekels
Yeah pretty much. I mean I like the US government otherwise I wouldn't do it. Kinda neat to see everything from the inside.
>The elite literally spend billions of dollars
not billions. millions.
I dun gettit
Saged
Except they glow in the dark and fail to understand you simply can't control chaos, it cannot be contained else it wouldn't be chaos per se.
Last time they tried to literally kill this board, it blew back in their face more quickly than they could scream oy vey.
>millions
a month
We can tell
I work for the DHS, similar stuff but more focus on the mentally ill and preventing those who actually want to do stuff irl.
Protip: Not even TOR can save you, we'll just check your ISPs range, and chances are you're the only one using TOR at a given time in that small of an area. Don't make threats, kids.
Just more evidence that free thinking discourse threatens these faggots more than anything else in the world.
>paid to post on Sup Forums and pretend to be right-wingers in order to infiltrate
KEK
FBI dude gave you a false awnser. That's an easy one....
Any changes to a firearm is a felony.
You're not allowed to alternate weapons to do a specific purpose they are not designed for, aka shoestring on a semi to make a faster fire rate.
Surprised the FBI dude didn't know that, if that's your photo I wouldn't of posted that FYI
I might join y'all. My job feels too much like office work.
>couldn't possibly pose a threat to anyone even if they wanted to.
That's where you're wrong, bucko.
How boring is your job? really, what do you think about when you're doing your day-to-day work?
But one got away...
>Somewhat try free speech and real democracy
>"Hello, my name is Hitler and I want reform
>Hmm what could possibly go wrong
>WW2 and millions of deaths
>neveragain.jpg
When you pull the bolt back you release the trigger and chamber a round, as the bolt slams forward from the recoil of the previous round it pulls the trigger. It won't stop firing until it's empty. probably before that honestly I've never tried it
The problem is that we've been hijacked by the Jews and are suffering from a form of collective Stockholm Syndrome. The USA has become a massive Cargo Cult, with the Jews taking the role of the Shaman promising to take the free gibsmedats from the evil white spirits and redisribute the equally to all the poor darkies in exchange for their loyalty in the form of votes.
>The elite literally spend billions of dollars to subvert horny, docile teenagers and young men who post memes on Sup Forums
Yeah, seen a lot of shills here recently, called them globalist and now globalism is a hate-slur
intelligence agencies hiring policy fell on though times when they have to hire litteral retards
Tor can save you, if you're not making threats. Tor makes it a lot harder to be caught but is still a dead giveaway for your isp unless you use a vpn with it, even then you can be caught
Long story short don't do anything so bad it would warrant a full team to get you
Everyone in my department are red pilled man haha. We surf white supremacists forums all day so what do you expect.
It's not mine
I know the difference between millions and billions, do you?
Sure buddy.
It's mostly office work at the DHS itself. We just help the CIS from time to time, otherwise it is just making sure that the kid from 123 smith street isn't actually a massive card dealer and just said something weird. At least in my department.
What are your opinions on the different WN groups? TWP(lols), TRS, AW, IM, etc
How much of a joke do you think AtomWaffen and SIEGE posters are?
Question to agents: How can you sit comfortably doing your job while knowing you support the extermination of whites? Do you have no morals?
I figured it wasn't. Just didn't want you to get in trouble. This place is watched harder than a hawk tracing mice.
Such a simple thing but If they're bored it would give them attention to dig into your personal life and crap at the very least.
I'm sure there agencies have fun here and they only investigate seriously for threats and kiddie crap, just common sense stuff. Something simple like that would just warrant wandering eyes but nothing would happen
And you have no proof. You’re just being the pied piper for the retards who need to believe dumb fucking shit
Protip: we all organize outside of /pol but on Sup Forums. Kind of like a mod board but for oldfags, it would be fun to banter with a red pilled spook. Come join us brother this thread will 404 shortly. Follow instructions in pic attached
you do realize there are actual terrorists out there, Islamic ones who hate the west and everything it stands for?
and you're investigating memes because Hillary Clinton blamed her loss on a cartoon frog?
Of those groups the NWF are the most redpilled but get the worst press, Covington is a great writer but isn't exactly photogenic. The rest of the orgs I've been involved in I've quite because they're dumbasses and obvious honeypots. It's amazing how fast the JIDF shills appear when the NWF is mentioned. A bit of Doxx would help for zersetzung purposes.
ok now what do i do
We do stop White Nationalists from doing some dumb shit. Every now and then we catch them organizing raids on specific places like Jewish centers and specific people. So it's not like they are harmless. People think Sup Forums is white nationalist but everyone here is just LARPing it. The real ones actually try to start shit irl.
White people are the only ones who use the internet so you're really just fucking yourselves. Minorities stay offline which makes them tricky to pin down.
>falling for a team of LARPers
Aren't you worried your colleagues are going are going to be shitty for you being on here
Restart your pc
Reboot computer?