/ptg/ President Trump General - The Call That Made America Great Again Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Rally @Miramar Marine Corps Air Station 3/13/18
youtu.be/wC5i7ndrRpg
>Pres Trump remarks @Wall Prototypes 3/13/18
youtu.be/tTJa99u9o0E
>Pres Trump visits Border Wall Prototypes 3/13/18
youtu.be/YivPbYanetA
>Pres Trump statement on firing T-Rex 3/13/18
youtu.be/fSFwRZ0wv2s
>VP Pence @Ind Women's Forum 3/13/18
c-span.org/video/?442518-1/
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis remarks in Kabul 3/13/18
c-span.org/video/?442529-1/
>SoS T-Rex statement on departure 3/13/18
youtu.be/VlW6bzwpFPI
>Ivanka roundtable on sex trafficking 3/13/18
c-span.org/video/?442517-1/
>Don Jr on F&F 3/13/18
youtu.be/Yi9hmYJmJN0
>AFCOM/CENTCOM @Senate on budget 3/13/18
c-span.org/video/?442299-1/
>EdSec Devos @PTA Legislative Conf 3/13/18
c-span.org/video/?442493-1/
>IntSec Zinke on budget request 3/13/18
c-span.org/video/?442348-1/
>VP Pence on Hannity 3/12/18
youtu.be/Kk1zQEQ_cM0
>Pres Trump welcomes Houston Astros to WH 3/12/18
youtu.be/yfZPUAuqolQ
>shillary falls in india 3/12/18
youtu.be/Rbp3yne4h_4
>Secs Army/Navy/Air on Future of US Military 3/12/18
c-span.org/video/?442391-1/
>SoS T-Rex presser in Chad 3/12/18
c-span.org/video/?442477-1/
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Syria Ceasefire 3/12/18
youtu.be/pQhI462tF-w

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MAGA

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Give it to me straight, how fucked are Republicans in 2018?

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Republicans only feel like voting when Trump is on the ballot.

>posting the thread before Joe

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Senate is safe, House will be lost unless Republicans get off their ass and vote

no more fucked than any incumbent party following a presidential election. senate should hold fine.

>Tillerson fired and replaced with neocon warmonger Pompeo
>Pompeo replaced by Bush flunkie Haspel
>Cohn's replacement is another Jewish globalist
>deep-red House seat flips by TWENTY POINTS
>all midterm indicators point to massive Republican losses
>Gen Z marching across the country for gun control

How can things get worse for MAGApedes? Well......I suppose Trump could fire Sessions. John Bolton is probably going to replace McMaster too. Bolton unironically wants a war with North Korea and is a hardcore neocon, and yet MAGApedes will probably shill for him.

It's unironic that Trump is killing Trumpism and replacing it with Bush 3.0 long before the Democrats kill it in November.

In the House they are fucked

>pagesix

CENSOR that shit dude.

215 in House 61 in senate trump 2020 slide

If turnout stays low. We keep the senate barely and make 50 50 in the house maybe lose it

Not at all, what is giving you the impression?

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id want to be like my dad, too, if i was jr.

Trump can't manage worth a shit. For all his faults, Obama was a good bureaucrat.

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I still don't feel good /ptg/..

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Hey kraut you here???

Trump will be impeached Q1 2019, that's how badly the vote is being shifted right now.

>prebaking before 300

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Out of six? house elections R's lost one and it's the end of the world in here

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Anyone know why I keep getting a

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whenever refreshing a thread today?

Several companies CEO's were there in the Boeing hangar all thanking Trump, saying that this has been their best year and how many of them took huge risks to invest in their companies this year because of the tax cuts.

There were like 5 employees from various companies who were also there thanking Trump.

Very cool.

Happy Pi Day to all of the qt 3.14s ITT

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Onion no

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most of the blackpills are shills and finfags

What's the average dick size of /ptg/?
I'm thinking 4 inches, maybe 3 1/2

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Oh no, feel better Fren

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Trump should drop Murdoch, but then he would probably lose the fucker owns Fox.

>good bureaucrat
wanna hang from a lamp post? this is how you get hung by the neck until you're dead from a lamp post

>EU by 2021

/ptg/ craves chaos. policy is secondary. trump is the ultimate accelerant towards the hysterical abyss. any user that has even a cusory understanding of what's happened to america in the last 100 years realizes we're long past the brink of redemption.

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Dunno, but if you go into Advanced Settings in 4chanX, you can disable that.

The future is urban female and thats a good thing.

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I'm actually a solid 6.5

sometimes The Onion will have great posts

Fake, unfortunately.

Former NRCC Executive Director issuing a stern warning to Republicans running in the House

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no.

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what's going on with the PA election? will there be a recount?

WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERY TIME I MAKE A 10/10 SHITPOST THE THREAD GETS DELETED BEFORE I POST THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

What is this error message I'm getting and how do I fix it? It just started showing up a day ago.

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Is this real? They will get heat from the left for this joke.

>running even more to the left than Hillary

They'd win California and New York and that's it

>tfw 7.5'' but rarely use it

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He looks like a fucking retard.

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It's not fake. Why would you post a blatant lie?

twitter.com/theonion/status/973943356173713408

So did they finish counting all the votes for PA18? What was the final score?

What do you mean good bureaucrat?
- Signing whatever the dems could pass?
- Appearing on tv shows?
- Looking completely irrelevant on the world stage?

Same, Flu started kicking in yesterday

Don't get complacent

Are the mods done with their fucking thread holocaust?

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Please California secede. Give me the happening. Rolling.

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>no excuses for not being prepared

duh

Most likely a recount. Saccone has a 99.99% chance of losing.

>what's going on with the PA election? will there be a recount?

Likely, the margin was razor thin.

I've noticed no correlation in female vagina size and their physical size. But it is important for their perception of dick size. They seem to judge with that as much as with the eyes.

BLB app; it's got native KJV, and pretty much any other edition as an online option. Multiple reading plans available (chronological, canonical, split back and forth)

Also, there's a good set of reading plans in one of the student bibles out there pic related (a half dozen 2 week plans for quick topics, a 6 month for every book in the bible and a 3yr, if you only read a chapter a day). But any good study bible should have a few, if nothing else check out a book store and snap pics with your phone.

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Real fucked.

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...

HOHOHOH I'M 7.8 inches and I use it every weekend! get blumped on.

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Update your uBO filters. If you had looked at the Github issues page you'd have seen the relevant ticket.

i'm not . midterms primaries are just now happening. i'm not gonna cry doom yet

>sometimes
all the times

Why are we risking anything for Ukraine?

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>tfw 8.5" dicklet

Genz isn't even in high school yet. That's peak millennial. Millennials were born between what, 1985 and 2005? The youngest millennials are 13 ffs.

Seems so

I think Trump has put Sessions on notice...

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Extremely. People here will tell you otherwise because they're too blinded by a cult of personality to look at actual trends.

>Obama loses 63 House seats
>not a peep from the media

>Trump loses 1 House special election
>DRUMPF BTFO MUH BLUE WAVE

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In the House? Extremely likely in trouble. The Senate may gain a few seats, but Republicans aren't getting 60. Subtract a few RINOs and Trump will be almost in the same position he's in now being unable to fulfill campaign promises. (not even trying executive orders isn't a good thing in this divided political system, even if the next president overturns them, at least he could say he tried.)

For all of that delicious wheat

>a leaf has no idea how swing voters work

why because we lost one house election?

BEGONE CALIINIGGERS.

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>gop fatcats finally realizing we're in a war for the soul of america

>attack percieved virginity
>attack visualised dick size
you have nothing else? pathetic

Sevastopol is basically Russia's nutsack. Cut it off and they're emasculated forever as a world power.

Still wont save Sessions from Trumps firing of him. Sessions only barely appeases Trump swamp draining with little gifts like this which isnt good enough.

Hannitard is TOAST

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Errr
There's time you know? That comes November

I need to start running and improve my circulation. Also I need to stop smoking.
More blood flow down there helps.

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Hey guys I can solve America’s demographics

They would win on policy, but we can't keep electing boomers. Warren or Bernie would be the second consecutive "oldest president ever."

He was a Chicago consensus builder and was very bendable on his agenda. It's just that Republican Tea Partiers were too stubborn. Bohener has said that Obama agreed to Medicare and Social Security cuts in 2010 but the "Freedom Caucus" shit on it.

Reminder that Trump and the Republican Party are not joined at the hip. Most of /ptg/ would jump over the an "America First" party led by Trumpians in a heartbeat.

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maybe I underestimate the stupidity of some Americans to vote for two candidate's who advocate socialism and killing whitey

why is no one talking about ryan supporting the DEMOCRAT Candidate?

It is... check their site

You're the kind of guy that goes around putting your penis on other peoples property when they aren't looking aren't you?

The media is correct though that the GOP is totally stupid. They thinking running on corporate tax cuts is a winning issue. Most people don't give a shit. Immigration/wall, and tariffs is what would win in November.

I dont mean to rain on your parade but that really wont do shit for you unless you are a 500 pound hacker. If that were true then every lefty with a micro penor would be jogging.

if there's a recount won't they almost certainly find evidence of fraud though?

Reminder to stop responding to the finnshill. He was caught using US accounts for D&C concern trolling. That's a very expensive long term shill account designed to fuck with this general. To drip news stories and sow "reasonable" doubt.

I havent seen that many white americans in one picture in forever..

>not putting your penis on everyone's property

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So keep a lookout for primaries and nominate better candidates

Thanks. I'll look into that.
>grew up ina Methodist (albiet a very lazy one) household
>don't actually know a whole lot about the bible because my family borderline stopped going to church completely by the time I was 10

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