My brother just bought a shotgun but no one needs that kind of firepower. How do I convince him to turn in his gun?

My brother just bought a shotgun but no one needs that kind of firepower. How do I convince him to turn in his gun?

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stick the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger
the guilt of enabling your suicide will make him get rid of it

damn,you beat me to it

Suck his dick, since you're such a faggot

this OP, it's the only way to prevent that gun from harming others

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You dont

Admit to him you are homosexual and you will suck on his shotgun and pretend its his penis if he doesn't get rid of it.

Is it remshit?

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Damn, I was going to say this!

Tell your brother to stop fucking around with a bird gun and get an AR-15 like every adult male should own.

Wow that's really brave of you to stick up for CHILD KILLING MACHINES.

Only guns I need is my drill gun and my arms.

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when the first post is absolutely the best post

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FPBP

Pretend to shoot the family pet for real though..he will get the massage

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fpbp

>How do I convince him to turn in his gun?
With a bigger gun of course.

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kek

This. Do it op. Its the only way.

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Game. Set. Match.

Well played user. Well played.

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kek

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WOW TOUGH GUY ARMED TO THE TEETH, ARE YOU AFRAID TO FIGHT HAND TO HAND???

Post of the day award goes to the first and best post.

This

Shoot yourself with it.

FPBP!

Sort of related: I wanna buy a shotgun. Should I go for a "safe" choice like a mossberg 5xx or a remington 870, or should I go for a semi-auto like the Mossberg SPX 930?

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Fucking /k/ommando, they always manage to make the best stories.

Shoot yourself in the chest with it. He'll feel slightly guilty and might pawn it. I on the other hand, would just wipe the blood off and notch the stock.

>stick the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger
>the guilt of enabling your suicide will make him get rid of it
if you are serious about sending a message to your borth you would

Start by turning it on yourself

It depend on what you want to use it for, and the size of shell you want to use/can shoulder. In exemple, don't take a 12 gauge shotgun that can take 3 1/2'' cartridge to hunt small games unless you want a pile of flesh with bone splinters all over.

Tell him it's ok to be manlet with tiny dick

Fuck now this is a perfect example of fpbp OP absolutely destroyed

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fugg you beat me to it

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Homo defense and in case of a possible breakdown of the Swedish government, where niggers will most likely try to flood over to Norway in search of gibs.

this, gosh darn it if the first post isn’t the best post I don’t know what is

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Put your mouth on the barrel and use your toes to pull the trigger

no one's asking to ban ALL guns, you paranoid gun nuts. just YOUR guns

Why fight hand to hand when you can use a gun?

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shit bait. lurk moar

>hand to hand
I usually fight hand to face. I've found that to be a better technique.

Legendary

Kill yourself with it.

>How do I convince him to turn in his gun?
Stick it in your ass and pull the trigger.
That'll teach him.

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Not when the guy is bigger then you. Or you know, when your a kid and being attacked by a man for your sweet boy pussy.

Sell to me. I'll take it for $1, and if you don't mind paying the shipping and FFL fees.

Yeah, I'm just shitposting. I want my entire family armed and safe.

I can tell. How are the gun laws in Norway?

FPBP came here to post this. It's the only way user.

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Try sucking his dick, faggot.

fpbp

that'll show him

Fip Pip Bip Pip
What are you waiting for OP

Put your mouth on the end and have him pull the trigger?

fpbp

This, if you don't have the courage to fall on the sword than can you truly say you have any convictions at all?
If committing sudoku can save even one life, it was worth it.

put on a pair of gloves and load the shotgun, then go to your brother and tell him to show you how to properly hold the weapon, as soon as he does you take the shotgun from his hands and shoot your yourself in the face like the fucking faggot you are. there, your brother goes to prision therefore he cant school shotings anyone.

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>Druid Hills

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For me, I like simple shotguns like mossberg 500s. There are so many lightly used ones on the market you can pick up for cheap.

Truly, first post best post

Break into his house at night and implore him to reconsider.

Don't buy a Remington, they're shit now. Get yourself a nice Mossberg 500 or a Benelli M2 / M4

See if he'll trade for your nunchucks

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