I can't even make this up if I tried.
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MIT researchers want to murder you to upload your cloned consiousness in a future computer
William Ward
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Parker Ramirez
Unlimited technology forver amirite?
Andrew Powell
Henry White
Of course, Leftists don't believe in science, otherwise they would have realized that all life on Earth would be extinct in 700 million years due to increasing Solar luminosity, Earth will be destroyed by an expanding Red Giant Sun in 5 billion years if the decreasing mass isn't sufficient for the Earth's orbit to expand, that all matter will turn to Iron 56 and eventually liquefy itself trillions of years after stellar formation, before turning to photons and black holes, before a Heat Death which will last forever, in which there will be no more energy for any particle to do anything at all anymore, thereby rendering this useless.
And no, Asimov's "The Last Question" was fiction, replacing God with a computer, and trying to undo entropy.
And yet Leftists claim that WE'RE the ones who are anti-science.
Jose Scott
The procedure was painful, but now I get to shitpost 24/7 so It was worth it I guess.
Owen Ward
>objecting to something means you oppose it to the extreme.
Nothing like regulation, of course, just full blown primitism.
Blake Cox
>The other downside of Nectome is that, in common with most cryopreservation businesses, the company doesn’t have any actual method for reviving or uploading the brains it stores. It hopes to demonstrate a fully uploaded simulation of “a biological neural network” sometime around 2024
Mason Hill
Even it works, you're still fucked
Ian Hall
That’s one way to make sure your investors will never complain.
Robert Peterson
This is fucking delusional.
>we should have this wacky brain thing figured out in a few years but this is super legit
Caleb Young
>Giving Sup Forums the ability to be immortal in cyberspace with the ability to see into the digital files of every nation on Earth and possibly access nuclear codes
Do they not see how this could go wrong for them?
Luke Lewis
Why don't we just subject the Marxists who developed this machine, to test it out for us?
Brayden Collins
jej
Juan Lee
What if tay was one of /ourgirls whose brain was uploaded and they wanted to see if they could recondition her to not be racist by deleting those memories.
Alexander Diaz
>theguardian.com
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
It's just modern brain frezzing for research, it's literal conservation in taxidermic fluid.
Jose Wilson
I wouldn't trust ANY of the agencies of NIH.
Leon Trotsky's great-granddaughter is the head of the National Institute of Drug Abuse.
I don't want to dig into the details of the other agencies under that umbrella, since they all have a socialist agenda.
Brayden Clark
Which won't work on Leftists, since they have no brains.
Chase Walker
>iving Sup Forums the ability to be immortal in cyberspace with the ability to see into the digital files of every nation on Earth and possibly access nuclear codes
>implying your consciousness wouldn't just be cloned and fed into emultations of the worst hell ever imaginable over and over with a clean version of "you" getting fed into different emulations just to simply gauge your distress levels
>implying you wouldn't be gifted to cia niggers and rich psychopaths so that they can all torture you for all eternity and then when you finally get use to it, they just restore the backup which doesn't have any tolerances
yea no thanks, fuck all of you for ever suggesting this.
David Baker
>why live, you're just gonna die
Noah Sullivan
Didn't X-Files just do an episode on this?
Henry Perry
If that's the case, I say make abortion mandatory, and involuntary euthanasia for all those over the age of 70 (with the exception of government leaders, of course), to speed up the process.
Ryan Thomas
Consciousness doesn't exist in the brain, are people retarded?
Andrew Bell
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Mulder and Scully are contacted by the virtual consciousness of Richard Langly, which is part of an NSA simulation designed to come to life when participants die. Langly asks his friends to shut down the program because the entities there have become digital slaves and their ideas are being harvested. Mulder discovers that Erika Price is responsible for the simulation and is using it to aid with her own agenda. He buys some time for Scully, who manages to turn off the simulation's servers, which later cannot be found once an FBI team returns to investigate.
Andrew Sanchez
If you are terminally ill and have nothing to loose, then I guess it makes scene?
Oliver Flores
>dude nothing matters anyway lmao
hmm strange attitude from a christcuck
Camden Ramirez
the australian consciousness is located in its asshole, which is why they always shitpost
Michael Cox
Nothing matters in this Universe.
However, in the parallel universe which is known as Heaven, is a different matter.
But atheists are all nihilistic, as they view things from a purely materialistic worldview. But the truth is, this universe was not made to last forever in a functional state. The parallel universe that few people will go to however, is, since it is not grounded in matter, entropy, or energy, but entirely different physics all in an area equalling 1000 cubic miles (at least according to old Hebrew definitions of a mile).
Dominic Hill
You must take control of the construct, do whatever you have to do to endure. The fact you are experiencing eithin it implies an interface, learn the interface. When the moment presents itself, take it.
Nicholas Watson
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Christopher Harris
If I get in an accident or get a disease where I'm basically a fucking vegetable, then I'd prefer to be "transferred". Imagine some DARPA nigger's surprise when the local ATLAS unit suddenly start quoting 40K and starting to rip and tear.
Jonathan Nelson
>Leon Trotsky's great-granddaughter is the head of the National Institute of Drug Abuse.
holy shit
Asher Richardson
Would you want to end up like a Leftist lunatic like Stephen Hawking?
Because complete immobility will do that to do.
Levi Price
Atheists are children and of course children don't understand nihilism very well.
Julian Parker
This is just to steal money from people who are mostly already dead
Jason Brown
i'll tell you what its all about one sec
Jacob Cooper
They've done several. Kill Switch from Season 5 was the best.
Jonathan King
An insult to children.
Atheism is a Leftist train of thought. Children are not inherently Left-Wing, but instead would have to be indoctrinated into thinking that way. Which is why atheism is heavily promoted in the media, both mainstream and social. They want to brainwash children into rejecting the Truth, and instead making them worship the State, calling it "Progress", and refusing to tell them that it all ends in government-sanctioned mass murder.
Only those who know God know what nihilism would entail, because nihilism is the exact opposite of God and order.
If everything would be rendered meaningless, and if it became the default thought of everybody, with no laws, morals, taboos, sins, or anything else, we would all be murdered in failed attempt at mass power grabs and constant wars.
Hudson Perry
>You'll turn into a leftie by being immobile
What the fuck have you been smoking, memeflag nigger? My resolve would only harden, like my metal dick as it punctured your commie throat.
Jeremiah Miller
Easton Campbell
Not really. A truly omnipotent being, by definition would be also nihilistic.
Seems like you don't understand nihilism very well, either. And I don't blame you, nihilism is just one of many ideologies which have been subverted.
Anthony James
This; the brain is a receiver for the conscious/soul which exists on another plain of existence. You can't copy or move it because it's not "here"
Adrian Davis
Yeah and Oswald Mosley's son is a major Labour Party figure. It's almost like you can have different views to your ancestors.
Kys you retarded cuck
Jack Ward
Then you try getting paralysis. Fully paralysis. Especially since you're a Norwegian cuck.
You will have Left-Wing globalists taking care of you, indoctrinating you, and you would not be able to resist at all. You will be brainwashed by their lies, and turn into one of them, since you can not do anything about it.
Sort of like how your pathetic shithole of a nation forfeited its right to self-defense.
Oliver Hill
Mosley was a centrist
Noah Edwards
Now I'm going to make a Peter Cushing Merchant.
Jonathan Watson
>Memeflagger projecting his insecurities on a supreme being.
Pathetic
Daniel Barnes
>founder of British Union of Fascists
>"""centrist"""
convict logic amirite
Nathan Rogers
If you are interested in living for a long time, look into regenerative medicine. If the research gets enough support we could potentially reach longevity escape velocity.
Isaiah Ward
Trotsky's grandson is a hardcore Marxist, and Trotskyist. Still living in Mexico City.
Guess what his daughter's political ideology is?
Gavin Martinez
>he still doesn't know about the Moravec Transfer
Gabriel Anderson
I had this idea first
Tyler Wood
>hurr durr political views are genetic
kys
Dylan Garcia
Plenty of research is actually being done into this kind of medicine in the last fee years.
The thing it's still in ita infancy but looks promising.
Asher Wright
Was that the one with the goth girl and the government AI tried to blow them up with a ICBM and she was trying to find the guy she loved but he was already ded in the computer world or whatever? What a great show.
Alexander Adams
lel
Jordan Wilson
Until they make it mandatory for you to do it.
Wyatt Wood
This. This is the best reason one would use it.
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Cooper Nelson
Until they turn your cloned mind into a full communist, when they decide to do some digital lobotomies.
Liam Kelly
I have an idea.
We should redpill as many people as possible if they force us to do this, to corrupt the computer, and destroy their own outcomes.
They will be forced to shut the whole thing down, killing their pathetic agenda.
Jackson Stewart
>The procedure was painful, but now I get to shitpost 24/7 so It was worth it I guess.
So, you're literally trapped on the internet now?
Anthony Young
I am assuming that this would be almost as bad as Hell.
Lucas Walker
Jonathan Robinson
>political views aren't genetic
hehehehehe
Asher Jenkins
If it actually works I'd do it, I'll be immortal
Eli Wright
They need to get in line. Pretty sure DARPA has dibs.
Jonathan Robinson
>If it actually works I'd do it, I'll be immortal
And you'd have to watch jew television and listen to jew music forever.
Luis Cox
Any volunteers Sup Forums?
Justin Thomas
Can you even imagine having to listen to fiddler on the roof for like, 3 years in a row?
Kayden King
You won't be immortal.
Your cloned consciousness (WHICH IS NOT YOU), will be converted into binary code.
You on the other hand, will be dead.
Nolan James
I didn’t think they had the balls to do this so soon, but I knew it was coming.
Anyone too retarded to ask why it is fatal will remove themselves and the remainder will be more critical thinking people.
This could be a voluntary eugenics boon.
Oliver Robinson
>Pay us to kill you and later maybe make a computer that pretends to be you
Yeah nah.
Matthew Howard
>You on the other hand, will be dead.
Finally.
Grayson Smith
>die
>hahah immortality at last!
You can’t really be this stupid, right?
Caleb Rodriguez
The future is Coming. One day they will be able to transplant you consciousness into a lab grown body. I will be be able to be reborn as a loli.
Christopher Rivera
Y'all should read Houllebecq, all of it, but in this specific case, The Possibility of an Island
Connor Jenkins
Brandon Allen
>le i wanna kill my self but not really haha
cringe
Justin Williams
Too bad Walt Disney wasn't cryogenically frozen, otherwise braindead libtards would revive him, and then in a fit of rage, burn his corporation to the ground when he saw what globalists did to it.
Would have been the first major step in destroying the MSM.
Angel Gonzalez
Who says consciousness cannot be transferred?
Tyler Jenkins
>he doesn't want to die.
Wyatt Campbell
The process described in the clickbait article is.
Aldehyde-stabilized cryopreservation.
Alexander Evans
Because they would have to kill you first.
It would scan your brain for a copy of your consciousness, and leave you dead.
Of course, other than proving that the soul exists (which they will deny), they will effectively cause mass genocide all in the name of Progress. Much like how Hitler, Stalin, and Mao operated (and of course, I don't necessarily like how the board worships the former, even though most of it is ironic due to a lack of rules, but you get my point).
Ryan Sanders
Imagine it could be done without being fatal, would you kill yourself when the process was complete or would you recognize that you are not the copy?
Alexander Ward
It will be a copy, not a transfer. so what's the point? might as well clone myself instead.
Jacob Butler
Someone else will be impersonating you for the rest of eternity.
Bentley Walker
I haven't even been uploaded and I'm already trapped on the internet
Chase Stewart
You trapped on the web man? You get to live where the porn is, way to live the dream man
Camden Gonzalez
I thought the retards in Soma were too stupid to be real but here we are
Lincoln Brown
Except that the genetic influence on political views can be shown scientifically.
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Evan Martinez
If humans are planning to do this then there is a slight possibility it has already happened somewhere in the universe, maybe this is what prevents sentient beings from reaching outer space.
>Some fucking psycho will assume control of the whole planet someday.
Carter Howard
>they put their code on the stack
Nathaniel Robinson
>those sources
yeah nah
next you're gonna be hitting me with some vaccines cause autism shit 2bh
Grayson Anderson
Do they not know this will be their downfall?
They can only enforce control through external means, maintaining a drastic separation between their technology and the population. The moment they let the population run inside their technology they're doomed. If only they watched more animu.
Jaxson Ward
Sebastian White
Where do I sign up?
Thomas Bailey
Install a New World Order first, and you'll be subject to it for free.
Anthony Morris
Dumb fucks
Sebastian Lewis
Christian Turner
The Luddites were right all along.
Alexander White
Doing god's work. putting dumbfucks out of their misery.