Anyone else pumped for WWIII?

Who else is /safe/ in the far north

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I'm fucked

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All it takes is Pakistan and India to get into a nuke fight and none of us are growing crops.

>youtube.com/watch?v=Tv6WImqSuxA

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>He thinks Canada is safe

I wish.

I see you are men of taste

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Russia pls no

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>Literally Canada

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We'd all be fucked by nuclear winter if it ever went full apocalypse.
The atmosphere of the whole planet would be unlivable if enough nukes went off

I've played enough fallout games to know how to surviev an apocalypse

The elites are buying up land here fast, it’s the place to be!

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>nuclear winter
way to weed out the weak

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andinia_Plan

>unlivable

Yes and no. We wouldn't be able to grow crops for a long time on land, but if we manage to grow it underground we'd be good.

This
Dumb canacuck doesn't realize that the northern parts will be the most affected by nuclear winter and fallout for years. The areas around the southern half of Africa will be the safest, maybe the only places on earth where people will still be able to live.

>Living and growing crops underground

Sounds fucking great.

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Look into seed vaults.
They also keep herds of livestock.

We're all fucked.

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Considering how many people are content living in crowded, factory farm cities I think you’re overestimating the issue

middle of nowhere just north of the mojave (idaho).

quite /comfy/

t. remote farmer

I used to think those were islands.

too much power for such a base species

Northern New England here.
Comfy af.

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Just wait until future humans create anti-matter bombs

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What are they?

>tfw living in Alaska
If WW3 breaks out are the Russians going to try and annex us?

When it kicks off all it takes is some vodka soaked Russian with bad eyesight who failed his geography exam to mistake us for Britain and the emerald isle will become a glass bowl. I suppose thats what we get for living next door to the neighbours from hell.

So when they nuke the fuck outta New York and DC, New England will be fine? Okay.

move to aussialand

No they'll be to weak to do so.

Sting: Russians - just came on Spotify

ITS HAPPENING

Can't wait desu, we live in the most decadent environment ever in the history of mankind. Day to day life for most people is miserable and the future of the west looks bleak. One last chance to carry the torch in battle like our ancestors did isn't the worst way to go out.

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Probably, they sold it to the U.S and most likely want it back

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Fucking billy is dead i want war now.

poor little nuke boy, cant even displace earth
>hits the dirt and bounces right back up
lol
and you expect me to be afraid of this weak shit hahahaha

Holy shit what a buch off faggots you anglosax are. You realy scared of russia?

Literally this.
Modern nukes used in a clustered shot group of ground burst can crater an area for miles and throw up hundreds of thousands of tons of debris.
It gets worse. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pluto

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They're essentially a mafia run state with the nuclear arsenal in the world, hell yeah I'm afraid

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
But most nuclear scenarios and dead-hand systems are set in such a way that towards the end of most nuclear scenarios, a few pop off in Antarctica... ...everyone gets one.

>nuclear wasteland to the south and the west
>fallout isnt a thing
>nuclear reactor meltdowns wont be a thing
there is nowhere safe in a nuclear war except for maybe New Zealand

but yes, I'm excite

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Same. Although I expect plenty of fallout when NY gets hit-- we are the rectum of all U.S. weather patterns

Not enough nukes.

it's called a high IQ, you slavniggers aren't smart enough to realize the danger.

I wonder if we can summon Oppenheimer

why arent the cameras being destroyed?

The good news is if we go down then we take the U.S with us.

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They are specially designed to withstand the blast, mostly with several layers of bulletproof glass

t. Grandpa designed the cameras for the tests, AMA

Because nukes aren't real. Look it up.

They're really far away, just zoomed in a lot

wow cool i didnt now that

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We'll have roughly four hours of safety in a shit show scenario before most of the fallout starts falling. Keeping an eye on weather lately.

Then it's fill the tub, stop up vents, cracks, windows, and doors. Wait two weeks. Then grab my SKS and go innawoods/scouting for fun. Maybe chat with whatever authorities are about for employment.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapatronic_camera

That looks awesome. Source?

kek why does anyone think their safe in ww3
also nice vids bros

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

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It's the most recent Terminator film, stay away from it as it's terrible

what the fuck, that post was posted years ago already again.

beats dieing you stupid fucking leaf

Snap, I'm an Army brat living on a barracks.

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what?

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>Safe

Not from famine you aren't.

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i have seen that post being posted years ago already.
is it a quote?
from fallout new vegas maybe?

why would they nuke montana wyoming and south dakota so hard?

Sick, Can’t wait to go caveman on a nigga

Wondering the same thing

This needs updating, looks like it was made in 2010

missile silos you literal underage v&

While you fuckers are sent to die I'll be eating sopa on the beach. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW FUCKERS? HUH?

Get on with it

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they used really high exposure cameras pointed at a series of angled mirrors focused kilometers away
the mirrors were usually destroyed
early cameras that were mounted tended to be destroyed and it was rare for the footage to be recovered which is why they started using mirrors

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anyone have one of these for canada?

>Who else is /safe/ in the far north
fallout will be worse the further north you are.

>This kills the banter.
I'll miss you cunts. ;_;

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yeah it is a quote from New Vegas

it was made in 2013
Trump being elected interrupted the plan

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At least you'll go quick. I live between Liverpool and Manchester so a slow death due to fallout for me. This map is old but honestly I doubt many of the targets have changed.

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only targets in canada are population centers. you guys have zero nuke sites and almost zero military.

>every democrat county getting nuked
Trump would win all 538 electoral votes in 2020, even DC.

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You decapitated anyone today?

This.
Quick everybody under your desks and put your head between your legs now.

Missile silo sites but mostly to atomically wipe out any traces of ancient cursed Indian burial sites so that the land invasion forces aren't wiped out by the Ghost Dance

>implying Putin is not down for day of the rake.

not happening
your kike war meme is fake and gay

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i used to laugh at duck and cover user.
google flash burns from nukes.

Sounds comfy!

my granpa works in nintendo

My family been growing own crops underground since the 60s self sustaining have fish ponds to help recycle water grandfather was big into preping has underground farm / bunker for when shtf

kek ronny still watches over us, apparantly he's in such fuckin good shape cause hes a dedicated fitness fanatic

I'm 4km from an air base. How fucked am I?

yeah nah it'll be grouse ey

the first mad max is actually a good indication of what life in straya would be like post nuclear war

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So yeah let be terrorized becouse someone has a nuclear.. You damn high iq kikes...putin said that he would use it only if someone used againt him hes not an idiot after all , he lnows nato is stronger and would fuck russia up. But i think you americans just can act cool againts rice field workers and goatfuckers..

That NV quote. Fucking christ. Based user.

We settlers now. No blowouts, only screaming, starving, half-charred and irradiated lefties and minorities to give mercy to.

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btw tsarbomba wont fit on a icbm but regular old 1megaton nukes would still make short worth of most cities

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>At least you'll go quick.
True, after London (capital and government) and Faslane (SSBN port) my barracks is well within distance of alot of other large barracks, attached airfield and a large garrison. Supposidly there is nuclear bunkers scattered around the UK and I know for a fact we have aload of old bunkers from WW2 near me, thats my only hope.

Whites only. None of that fucking la creatura shit either.