Possible Happening: Rome

Hey, the old soothsayer later told Caesar "beware the Ides of March", but he's planning on going to the forum anyway.

I'm worried... do you think anything will happen to him?

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I mean, Caesar kicked Pompey's ass at Pharsalus. I think he's doing a good job. He's making Rome great again.

CEEEAASARRR

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As long as Brutus is around he should be safe. I mean, he's our guy, right?

just another nothing porridge

THE TRIBUNES CAESAR

I told this faggot not to go and that he would surely be killed. He has it coming

Hey, civis romanus sum. Love it or leave it.

We should be supporting Caesar

This just in Caesar mordered on the Senate Floor.
I guess im a Marc Antony Caesarian guy now
Is Cleopatra dare i say it?
>/ourgirl/

Link or it didn't happen.

Cleopatra doesn't stand a chance. Pompeia will wipe the floor with her.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Julius_Caesar

Fuck u swine, Hail Antony Victor Imperator!!

Caesarian is the true heir!!

Shit you may be right. Someone had their cell phone recording

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I think we shouldn't jump to conclusions though. The actions of a few don't mean that ALL senators are bad. The senate is a body of peace

boy oh boy do I love living in my swamp
/frank general/ get in here lads
who else getting mad redhead ass after worshipping an amusingly shaped tree?

There's been whispers in the taverns that the Senators are going to have a mutiny on Caesar!

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Where is Mark Antony? Will he have something to say?

I tell u who id bang from the senate...
That Cicero has such a way with words id suck his dick up and down all day if i could

He and the true heir to princeps are in Alexandria. They should return shortly with a buncha boats

It's official - assassin is Samuelus Hydus, radical supporter of Senate and admirer of Pompeius. Here is his pictograph.

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The dude's what, 62 years old? You're going to have to work for a while.

et non est in ea auferetur

Maybe it's a plot by Rus. They're always up to something.

God its been 2000 years why has no one stopped him yet?

adde modum questus est?

Ik how to work old dick my man this aint my first rodeo wont be my last

He can't get away with this, lest he perform such treachery in the future

He somehow always manages to get away with it and blame someone else.. I heard that Prefects already arrested Brutus - but why?

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you guys are okay, don't go to the forum later on today

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Oh boy I can't wait for tomorrow!
We're gonna ban all assault knives and the plebs won't be able to do anything about it!!!

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Magnum si verum est

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Look, we've had 35 emperors murdered, and all your kind can come with for ideas is ban assault knives, ban assault knives.

And yet you do NOTHING about the REAL problem. Why, for example, have you done nothing about the problem of evil sprites living in the stomachs of the murderers?

Until you deal with this problem, knife bans won't work.

The mainstream media is finally starting to pick up on the story. As always, we're about 30 minute ahead of them.

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Listen, you crypto-Parthian. Imperium ain't free. Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Severus isn't my emperor - he is pederastic and propably worships semitic deities as well. Octavius and Livia, not Marc Anthony and Cleopatra, ok? Praise Jupiter.

Look, no one wants religious fanatics. I think we'd all be happy with an emperor who worshiped 12 gods like he's supposed to.

And it'll be 36 emperors by tomorrow if we can help it!
We're gonna ban 'em all.
Mr. and Mrs. Roman, turn them all in.

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Let's wait and see what Marc Antony says at the funeral tomorrow.

Early reports are that he's going to call the senate "honorable men", so he must think they're OK guys.