Oh boy...
Britain is FUCKED
Cameron Lee
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Jaxson Evans
So how is Italy? I kind of want to move there and escape my shitty country? Also losing Britain wouldn't be THAT bad.
Joshua Anderson
Too many nuclear targets here. Naples, Sicily, Lombardy, Friuli and Veneto all have NATO bases ready to be blown up.
If shit hits the fan I'm moving to Argentina.
Hudson Allen
Italians are good people and fighting with fascists could be kind of cool
Josiah Martin
>losing Britain
It would be great.
Blake Adams
Isaac Walker
London getting nuked would liberate the country. Get on it Putin
Julian Ortiz
Sebastian Nguyen
Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb the bongs
Justin Gray
Russia's missile tech is superior to our in the West. They have been advancing it while we've been playing army with mudslimes.
Thomas Thomas
meh fuck em.
Jackson Thompson
(((every fucking time)))
Nathan Cook
Connor Murphy
>Satan missile
>Upside down 666
Gavin Walker
PLEASE BE LONDON
Kevin Nguyen
based russia, end those muslim fucks
Isaac Cox
Deja vu/10
Ayden Murphy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA FUCK BONGS !!!
Jeremiah White
Nice try, Rabbi.
Eli Gomez
Wanna hang out in Patagonia and kill shitskin Messi's with me?
Jaxon Green
Those are legitimate targets, aka nigger centers
Hudson Garcia
They aren't Christian beyond an icon on the dash of their Gaz for good luck.
Wyatt Cook
>naming missile Satan
are they fucking serious?
Juan Cruz
...test it on what?
Anthony Davis
Your anus.
Hunter Perry
Their serious.
Gavin Taylor
Nice try, Rabbi.
Robert Flores
britain says they hate america, i say let them fend for themselves in the event of war
Cameron Carter
Based as fuck desu
Kayden Barnes
Time to learn Russian?
Caleb Allen
London, hopefully.
Camden Jones
Here's a Brit showing you how they work
Thomas Anderson
Hahaha it does look like a giant black dildo though FAG FLAG! SHOCKER! Lmao!
Levi Hernandez
How the fuck does one "test" a nuclear missile with causing a nuclear explosion?
And if you don't cause a nuclear explosion then what the fuck is the point of the test?
Juan Rivera
PLEASE NUKE LONDONISTAN
Brody Johnson
>America sells huge amounts of weapons grade nuclear material to Russia
>Russia then makes nukes out of the materials provided
omfg they want to test the thing they made?! WW3 NOW
Ethan Wilson
I've never said I hate America. What the fuck is your problem lately Yanks.
Jordan Lee
I agree, jebus never existed and is pretty much an insult to G'd.
William Allen
their serious what?
Chase Wilson
What happened to regular satan
Brandon Martinez
rename it Satania 2 so that Putin has a weeb shield
Chase Carter
Am I the only one who more exited seeing shitskins pakis getting fucked than actual bongs?
John Roberts
Don't get my hopes up. Big muscle russians curb stomping my anus with their thicc white muscle cocks would be the most perfect way to go user.
William Campbell
based
Gavin Ortiz
lool too much like a ladys pleasuring toy for comfort. that. i want to see britain smashex. but not before america. becase they let senpai in there but not there.
Lincoln Robinson
Chase Torres
Deal!
Only Sicily and Naples are worth nuking.
Grayson Adams
wanna fuck?
Colton Cooper
they're testing the missile without a payload
Jaxson Brown
Anglo-Jewish media tries to create a hysteria over something that nuclear powers do all the time.
Rocket systems are tested all the time.
I wonder why they want Brits to focus on this shit? What else is going on?
Connor Adams
I mostly want Britain gone due to the combo of cucks and shitskins
Cooper Thomas
ITS HAPENING!!!
Chase Wright
But if England is nuked won't we get tidal wave'd as well?
Russia don't be so rude pls
Nicholas Baker
bro they dont test them with the actual nuke.
do you realise how much nukes actually fuck the planet?
Colton Diaz
>chekd
Don't forget, this is still happening goys.
Anthony Mitchell
will the russian bots give us a warning or are we fucked both ways?
Austin Scott
r u a girl?!
Nathaniel Bailey
Nuking London would bascially make Britain 99% White.
John Campbell
bin that Nuke
if you nuke your enemies,they win.
Lucas Perez
honestly im so tired of europes arrogance/smug sense of superiority id be fine with them getting nuked by a real world super power
Isaac Stewart
>Birmingham
>Bradford
Isaiah Wilson
>will the russian bots give us a warning
Yes, but you won't recognize it as a warning.
Jayden Miller
Why would christian country name its righteous 'sploder after the devil?
Brayden Cooper
Russians haxxorz with burger ip
Luke Morgan
Would the country folk go to war if London was glassed? What about Manchester and Rotterdam?
Liam Harris
satan btfo
Luis Fisher
nuking london has english support in the polls
Adam Allen
They're still mutthurt about *the meme*. Truth hurts.
Justin Lee
ok
Juan Morris
Good point
Asher Powell
Thats the beauty of a nuclear war, all the shitskins in western countries live in huge cities
Chase Garcia
>2018
>creating the most powerful nuke via science and naming it after mythology
Checks out honestly
Chase Scott
Please, how can I escape my muttness?
Hunter Wright
The missile itself isn't satan, satan is its target.
Do it russia. DO IT. End the nightmare!
Josiah Jones
I’m sure the UK won’t pretend it has a payload then refuse to offer proof that it actually did.
Isaac Ortiz
I’m pretty sure most of the sane Brits are praying for the end anyhow.
Jaxson Gonzalez
Akuma 2 was mistranslated
Noah Davis
Just get little boy blue to plug the levee.
Austin Mitchell
R I P
Was good posting with you english boys
Luis Cox
Satan 2.
This time it’s personal.
Jaxson Ward
I can't wait for SF, LA, or NYC to get nuked. Hopefully all 3 at once.
Brayden Campbell
When you name your stuff Satan, you are clearly the bad guy.
Don't even bother to respond.
Nathaniel Fisher
Fingers crossed it’s a neutron, so no fissionable fallout over my house.
Christian Brown
US will win WWIII
Dominic Gutierrez
god save the queen
Christian Peterson
I really don't want them to nuke London.
There are lots of museums and heritage sites in London that are important to not just British, but American and European history. A chemical attack would be preferable, or maybe some kind of virus.
Nathan Miller
OH SHIT
Cooper Edwards
THIS.
Is it just an unfortunate coincidence their mega weapon is named after the main name in the West for the devil, or are they actually trying to be this edgy?
Dominic Williams
They named it the Sarmat.
We named it Satan.
Robert Perez
>
>Please, how can I escape my muttness?
Know your ancestry. From your parents. Learn their stories and make them your own. It's fun
Christian Ramirez
Russia's kind of creativity when it comes to these things are one of their few redeeming qualities though.
You can tell they're having fun with this.
Ugly bunch of people, especially on the inside, but interesting to look at from afar.
Noah Phillips
A neutron bomb will just kill everyone and leave infrastructure intact. The radiation only last a few minutes too. The Russians actually have neutron tank shells.
Sebastian Russell
If that's the price of getting rid of Part and Parcel man and his relatives i think you should be more than glad to pay it.
Liam Flores
Hey i got trip 9s and 7s!
Landon Brooks
Look at this, Putin calls out the Jews a week ago then look at everything that's happened since...
Lotta people thought the Jew meme was just for keks...well now look what's happened...
Thomas Nguyen
hope they "test" it somewhere in the middle east...
Charles Young
Oh look a fuck head reads something online thinks he knows shit. Sataan has been around since the late 90's yes 90's you stupid fucks. Russia is paper tiger all they have is ballistics and we have Aegis. If that's not enough for you check out the Russia GDP.
Dylan Diaz
Oh that's a good one, I'd like to order one of those Putin please.
Owen Jackson
Is there a reason they made it black? Don’t the Bongs like big black phallic shapes anyway?
Logan Lewis