Osomatsu-san

I don't understand how fujos find these ugly fuckers cute. They have ugly bowl cuts and they look like fucking muppets

Other urls found in this thread:

osomatusan.com/riset/
youtube.com/watch?v=YWd-g_I-jKs
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>How can this thing with big eyes and a round squishy face POSSIBLY be cute

Really made me think there OP.

They're useless NEETs who appeal to maternal instincts. They are like sons, but also husbands. Sonsbands.

post best improper Matsu

don't forget all of the nudity and masturbation jokes
fujos eat that shit up

It’s their personalities that are cute.

Don't be mad that these muppets get more attention than you, user.

They actually don't have bowl cuts for the record.

Not the op but what kind of hairstyle do they have?

I wish you would stop generalizing all Oso fans into how you personally feel about them. I don't want to mother them, nurture them or take care of them.

I want to fuck them raw dog style.

Personally I just want to watch them being incestuous and being raped by MOB old men.

Well, aren't you a special fucking snowflake?

Anyone have a good improper Ichimatsu art?
All the ones I can find take his beach tan away ;_;

Where do I buy the little Matsu car?

Now you're talking!

That's where the good stuff is.
Anyone that thinks the Matsus are pure balls of fluff is delusional.

a normal one?
They've got bangs, their hair doesn't stop there the whole way around (which is a requirement for a bowl cut)

Fucking them was implied with the husband part.

>pure balls of fluff
It's mostly tumblr (well the other half of the fandom) thinks they can do no wrong. I mean they can be pure sometimes, but they definitely are not angels from above. People keep forgetting these are six horny virgin bums. Which I love them for it, because that's what makes it funny.

Give him the right little touch-up here and there and he's SUPER CUTE

He's not supposed to be pretty user. What's the point of removing his porn stache?

To not get tickled when I'm smooching him.
Even then I think that fanart I was replying to is still cute, though.

I want to lick karamatsu's goatee

I want to sit on his lap and snuggle him.

Cute!

>Ichimatsu wants you to wear this

What do?

They're not bowl cuts. This one has a bowl cut.

Also look at how soft they are. I just wanna pinch their cheeks.

Choro might be going at it a little too hard there.

I do whatever Ichimatsu-sama tells me to do.

The only correct answer.

...

I'm not sure if it's possible for me to love these assholes anymore than I loved them during this scene.

He's a virgin among virgins.

I don't understand how fujos find these ugly fuckers cute. They have ugly bowl cuts and they look like fucking muppets

Threadly reminder.

Who's your Beatles OTP? Mine's John and Paul.

Do any of you fags play Hesowars? I've played a ton of gacha games before but I'm still not sure what to do in this game.

It's basically a tower defense game, isn't it?

I got stuck on level 43 like an absolute retard. The flying dekapans are sturdy as fuck.

Yeah, I quite enjoy it actually. Been playing since I started watching the show in March last year.

There are translated guides, it's pretty easy to play once you know what things are from memory. There's also a Japanese site that ranks the units' strength that google translate can make fairly readable. I'm happy to help if you need anything in particular.

Well I am curious about one thing when I rolled I spent 600 gems and got all 4 stars is that normal? Or was I not supposed to do the 600 gem 11 roll?

That gacha is meant to give you all golds, yes.

(on a 10-roll, I mean)

Ah sweet. Can you link me to the ranking site? I want to reroll for good units. Also is there a way to get more stamina to do missions?

If you scroll further down on this page, you'll find the list of units. It isn't always correct (I have kimono Choro in my party and he is BADASS) but it can be quite helpful. osomatusan.com/riset/

I'm afraid not in regards to stamina, you'll always have 50. However, that little brown caffeine bottle item gives you unlimited stamina for 30 minutes, so save those up and use them when you need to rack up points for an event.

Also:

Japanese lucky god matsus give you a bonus on money.

The units where the matsus are all together in their icon (1st anniversary car, birthday car, cats in a box) give you a bonus on event points. Both of these stack, too!

>I'm afraid not in regards to stamina, you'll always have 50

That's not true, I got myself up to 100 stamina after like a year of grinding events masochistically. If you hit the speech bubble above Chibita in his store he'll open up the Golden Oden menu. If you assault (tap) him enough on that screen, he'l show you his secret menu.

I've can't believe been playing this stupid game for so damn long.

Why are people who get bowl cuts always blondes with soulless eyes?

...

I havr to jerk off every time I watch an episode of this show.

Why the fuck do Osomatsu threads always devolve into this shit?

I think the show is funny and has its ups and downs, and I just want to discuss the episodes without every thread turning into >Which matsu would you fugggggg

Because people didn't want to wait until Monday for the new episode so we'd actually have something to talk about.

because there isn't much to discuss

Isn't that just the usual way Sup Forums threads in general go? Doesn't matter what the topic is, people will make declarations about who or what they want to fuck. I have a hard time thinking of any kind of thread topic that anons can't derail into lewd stuff.

I mean yeah, but at least usually there's some discussion going on. Matsu threads start that way and there's like no other content.

That sucks, I don't usually have time to catch up until the weekend

im this fucking goof ball

this thread is fucking dead

I was thinking of playing it and that Tabimatsu game, but with Animal Crossing coming next month.... sorry Karamatsu, your costumes are cute and all but I want to play house and fish with tiny ass animals.

Yeah, this and the last thread were pretty weak.

>matsu hype already over
Wew

Before this thread dies, there's an osomatsu thread in /y/, go check out that mini dump of Karamatsu dickin'.

Minor blogpost but I played Heso for like 4-5 months, steadily built up a really solid team, amassed so much currency through dailies and casual play that I completed all of the base stages and had no problem outfitting myself for the bonus stages (including the quite challenging final stages of the betabeta ones).

I deleted it because I felt like I'd pretty much 100%'d it. I'm not a completionist and collecting all the various units was never a priority. I still had fun completing it, though.

Now I play Pazzmatsu 2 (I always liked match 3 games) and Shimamatsu. I still play Tabimatsu casually but only to have fun with the AR camera.

Thanks.

AC leaked and you can already play it. It's decent. Nowhere as good as mainline AC titles but I guess it does work as a substitute for a while.
Tabi is pretty boring if you don't know the language and once you build a proper team in Heso, there is not much to do other than roll the gatcha and be happy if you pull something you wanted only to never use it on your main team.

next ep preview

Why the fuck is Choromatsu wearing a hoodie at the beach?

he wants to look cool and mysterious

Maybe it'll get better after the new episode comes out on Monday

They look like the guy from Doraemon on purpose?

ye, it's a Doraemon spin-off featuring Nobita and his 5 borthers

Everything from that era of anime looked a little like that.

Why the fuck are there like 3 different uploads of the season 2 OP in Youtube but none of the ED? I wanna listen to it without having to open Nico Nico

They predate Doraemon for 7 years

youre obviously a pleb OP

...

I love OsoIchi and IchiJyushi so the new sleeping arrangement suits my tastes just fine.

I want more art of Kara being jealous. Also, isn't Totty scared, being at the end like that with an empty space on one side of him?

Kara has no reason to be jealous, not when he's in the middle of a tasty sandwich.

OH NON I WANT HIM

I don't understand it myself.

>that stretch
>those teeth
i want that tiger kara

can someone explain this scene?

>I want more art of Kara being jealous.

>Also, isn't Totty scared, being at the end like that with an empty space on one side of him?
I guess it's because he's next to Jyushi. Half because Jyushi would defend him, half because Jyushi can simultaneously be next to him on both sides thanks to his jyushiness.
Maybe they will explain that later.

There's nothing to really explain.

The costume Matsuzo's wearing is a reference to this performer and song, just because he's been putting on ridiculous and showy costumes:

youtube.com/watch?v=YWd-g_I-jKs

The sextuplets are just sitting there and being transfixed by the flapping of the parachute.

We're really in need for a bully Totty episode. He's been too likeable recently and it's taking away from his charm.

I'm not sure I'd say he's been super likeable but I still agree.

I'd also love something similar for Ichi because sometimes he verges on being moe moe uguu shy cat boy that it's easy to forget he's a weird table-shitting social pariah.

Excited for beach ep though, that was high on my season 2 wishlist, right up there with high school episode.

What do you expect in the next episode? I bet Totty will get some Normie Pussy

I really wish they used their hoods more often.

stop posting, Totty

>Beach episode
This is the only time I’ve ever been happy about that.

He can't swim so he will probably just be in the shade reading a book. Probably at some point he will be forced to take it off and go swimming.

>He's been too likeable recently

We need another bully Karamatsu episode to maintain the status quo. His been getting away with too much painfulness this season.

>that birth order formation
They’re really driving that home.

I wonder if they'll do a color switch episode. Like one day Karamatsu just deicdes to start wearing red.

delete that post, heretic

Where Choro belongs.

One of the brothers transforms into a girl while the rest stay the same. Which one is it? Hard mode: no Totty.

Choro so she can draw and sell doujins of her brothers .

Kara, cuz he's obsessed with his looks and tries to be fashionable

K-KARAMATSU GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

This is now a Totty thread.

...

My Elmo's Bizzare Adventure Can't Be This Cute.