Can soyboys prevent themselves from outing themselves? Christ, what a child.
Can soyboys prevent themselves from outing themselves? Christ, what a child
Nathan Murphy
James Morris
Liam Evans
Is lactose tolerance the ultimate huwhite test?
Jaxon Hall
Just use almond milk. Everyone is happy.
John Allen
Shouldnt mongols and tibetans stomach some due to their Yakmilk loving cuisine?
Aaron Hill
> REAL MILK HURTS MY TUMMY
What a faggot. A man would have said something like
> Real milk makes me rip ass like a fuckin' madman, trust me this is for our benefit
Isaiah Williams
This confirms that whites tolerate lactose.
>tolerate lactose?
>no?
>sorry to break this to you, but you're an untermensch
Wyatt King
>Not just drinking espresso
Plebs.
Landon Flores
Seriously, I would understand if someone with a legit issue with drinking real milk would be pissed at this, but the way he responded makes him the ultimate soyboy.
James Morales
Any caffeine intake? Ew
Bentley Lee
Someone said...SOY?
Kevin Ward
>Doesn't know the absolute pleasure of a doubleshot and a cigarette on a cool and foggy morning
I see more and more worthless digits every day.
Luis Wilson
Soy?
Tyler Morris
Soy burgers?
Adrian Thompson
Cheery soy?
Gavin Moore
Pork soy?
Grayson Gonzalez
Scared soy?
Dominic Garcia
Super soy?
Brandon Baker
Seriously, though. Using the word "tummy" doesn't help his case.
Juan Bell
When did it become acceptable for grown (((men))) to have temper tantrums like this shit? Even passive-aggressively by doodling this kind of shit?
Seriously, the fact that he even uses the word "Tummy" unironically proves what a fucking manchild he is.
Jaxson Brown
Proud soy?
Jordan Allen
you doth protest too much
Benjamin Smith
Thicc soy?
Caleb James
Soy is for girls too!
Aaron Kelly
>Real milk makes me sick
>I'm lactose intolerant
Was that so hard?
William Flores
Black soy?
Elijah Richardson
Old soy
Josiah Brooks
When soy became a thing.
Michael Lopez
this /thread, nothing more to add
Josiah Garcia
Flirty soy?
Christopher Mitchell
Adding soy
Easton Hughes
Soy cause baldness?
Blake Roberts
>grown men drinking milk at all
John Long
>real milk hurts my tummy
What a fucking soyboy
David Nguyen
These /kek/istan fags are cringeworthy and manchildren, but not necessarily soyboys
Ryder Thomas
>uses the word tummy in response to his imaginary power fantasy where he shuts up the evil chad for making fun of his trainwreck of a hormone balance
Pottery.
Angel Stewart
Based
Sebastian Richardson
Lactose intolerance develops through aging too
Adam Ross
Finally Argentina knows where they stand
Jonathan Robinson
Any """male""" who orders lattes needs the rope, fucking fags
Andrew Parker
Maybe they didn't usually consume raw milk. My gf is russian and milk doesn't become her much, but cheese or milk chocolate is fine.
Nicholas Garcia
Now pick your top 5 and we'll finally have the perfect weapon to counter the threat posed by those accursed 'Spice Girls'
Owen Collins
hearty kek
Chase Brooks
Having a small cup of latte isn't that bad, having a huge Starbucks style latte with added cream and syrup is
Brody Gray
>...said he, as he ate up his morning milk-porridge like the rest of the people in his country did
Grayson Ortiz
>soy gibs estrogen
>please be like hitler and ban nicotine for that extra not killing estrogen effect
>please directly coat penis inside estrogen soy hole called muh vagina
k. WELL LA TEE DAH
Landon Adams
>tummy
it's not the soy that goes in your mouth, it's the soy that comes out of it.
Adrian Barnes
I am lactose tolerant buddy and if you believe the memes about my country then your theory has little mistake
Isaac Thomas
Post-charlottesville this will never happen again.
Jason White
>Milk hurts his tummy
>white
Ethan Hall
>girl
how the fuck can you tell from that photo?
Elijah Cruz
I still don't understand what the fuck is wrong with all you cucks, our boys did literally nothing wrong and that's the narrative that stuck
Daniel Harris
that shit is wrong in south america, the white parts are 80-100 and the black parts are 40-60. it's also not divided in the normal line that divides Blacks x White majorities in Brazil.
it seems they lack data for South america and just concluded everybody is a fucking nigger, even though i never met a single lactose intolerant person here. uruguay has 6 cows for every human, southern brazil eats dairy and meat like water. bullshit
Logan Perry
I play video games. I am not extra fit even tho I do some sports. I watch anime (DBS and Boruto to see how these shits will end).
Some of you would call me a soyboy, but a true soyboy would surrender to Sup Forums's autism and stop playing video games because its "unmanly".
Dylan Wood
>real milk hurts my tummy
That has nothing to do with
>give me bitch tits pls
Anthony Morgan
I drink soylent probably one meal a day. Ask me anything.
Anthony Thomas
Is it obvious to anyone else that all this soyboy internet alpha meme faggotry must stem from Sup Forums's profound insecurities as men?
Jaxson Ortiz
The point is he acts like a fucking manchild about it. Even in his fantasy about stabding up to people calling him a soyboy, he manages to sound like a whiny little child.
Zachary King
even the most alpha of western men are bitches compared to the beta men from non-western countries.
Strife makes strength.
If you've never going seriously hungry, if you've never had to drink dirty water, if you've never broken a bone, if you've never had to go cold in winter/hot as fuck in summer, if you've never had to kill an animal, if you've never gotten into a fist fight then I don't care how tall, square jawed and how much you can bench press. You're still a little bitch compared to actual men.
Aiden Richardson
Did you try to write a response aimed at making me convinced of what I just said?
Hudson Thompson
A real man wouldn't shit himself after drinking milk.
Nolan Brown
You’re right
Jose Morris
It has nothing to do with Sup Forumss insecurity Bc pol is not one person you Jerry bitch
Michael Baker
>be "white"
>be lactose intolerant
David Thompson
Brandon Williams
YOU AREN'T WHITE IF YOU CAN'T DRINK MILK.
Ethan Peterson
>DBS and Boruto to see how these shits will end
I bet you play female avatars in games and defend it by saying you would rather look at a female ass
Hunter Morris
Yes and no.
If you're a confident "alpha" (I fucking hate that term) male then there seems to be a natural inclination to kick down. It's the "I've made it why can't you" attitude of the rich, but in social terms.
Sup Forums and /r9k/ are frequented by the same people, but Sup Forums is envious where /r9k/ is bitter. Sup Forums wants to join in and do the kicking, whereas /r9k/ wants to kick back, if that makes sense.
I find it all retarded, but at the same time I hate outing myself as a pretentious wanker who looks down on the mere humans as if from on high.
Jaxon Hill
>Sweden
Christopher Reed
This.
Austin Smith
His rebuttal is what in would say to mock him
Thomas Gonzalez
*thou dost
Benjamin Brooks
Ian Reyes
Yes. It's all pseduo science to try to find a method of explaining why they are virgins and create a mathematical formula to get a woman.
When it doesn't work, they blame Jews.
Blake Ward
Wait what, why is my cellcarrier making me swedish?
Leo Carter
Joseph Clark
>get called a soyboy
>acts like one
Ethan Allen
Luis Clark
Lucas Ramirez
Real milk hurts his what?
Connor Fisher
What is Sup Forumss non cucky coffee
>hardmode
>you can't name regular black, with or without addatives
Oliver Lee
Parker Barnes
Only a faggot would use “tummy” unironically
James Sanchez
>reverse image search goes straight to ChapoTrapHouse
Zachary Bell
Thats fucking disgusting. I'm fucking dissapointed in you japan.
Aaron Morales
I'm going to play double's advocate and say you should drink whatever you like most instead of what Sup Forums tells you.
Luke Brooks
Ryder Carter
>soyboy thread
>angry people show up and defend soy
People are passionate about soy I guess.
Liam Walker
Henry Thompson
You go up to the Starbucks faggot and ask him for coffee. If he doesn't understand you ask again. If he tells you to choose from a selection of dumb names you just repeat "I want a coffee". That's the non-cucked way of getting any drink.
Luke Ortiz
Muh beard, they dishonouring muh beard.
Caleb Nguyen
Chase Gonzalez
I think the joke is that he's displaying violent aggression while simultaneously using a child-like word. I'm not sure because it's fucking cringey and unfunny no matter how I choose to deconstruct it, but that's my best interpretation.
Brayden Hill
Most Japanese, or Asians for that matter are lactose intolerant, and Japanese eat a lot of soy so props for going for almond milk. That said this was a dirty English teacher or weaboo on vacation so it's irrelevant
Matthew Anderson
Adrian Gomez
Nathan Peterson
Benjamin Thompson
I hate to defend the soyboy but he's being obviously self deprecating here
Aiden White
>g-g-g-g-guys we're not failures
>l-l-look at the soyboys! They're the failures!
Almost as cringey as the Russian shill threads.
Joshua Flores