/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - Forbidden Technique Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04
>Tucker: Men in America pt2 3/14/18
youtu.be/wP33T4KjR3c

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump returns to JB Andrews 3/14/18
youtu.be/rL_BzuHdt0Y
>Pres Trump holds Tax Cuts/Reform Roundtable 3/14/18
youtu.be/7DsQY2_bjNg
>Pres Trump touring Boeing 3/14/18
youtu.be/rDSdm46MfXY
>Pres Trump arriving @St Louis Airport 3/14/18
youtu.be/_wLIyIeF7to
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Russian Chemical Weapons in UK 3/14/18
youtu.be/c1KZkidFTUU
>Cabinet Secs @Senate on Infrastructure Plan Hearing 3/14/18
c-span.org/video/?442329-1/
>USDASec Perdue on Rebuilding American Infrastructure 3/14/18
youtu.be/5GTZzndH5fs
>USDASec Perdue Tours Rural America 3/14/18
youtu.be/YcN50j4CwkM
>EnSec Perry ARPA-E Address 3/14/18
youtu.be/NtA4U_JFdLQ
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #29 (Lara) 3/14/18
youtu.be/XFbxmte1Xw4
>Pres Trump Rally @Miramar Marine Corps Air Station 3/13/18
youtu.be/wC5i7ndrRpg
>Pres Trump remarks @Wall Prototypes 3/13/18
youtu.be/tTJa99u9o0E
>Pres Trump visits Border Wall Prototypes 3/13/18
youtu.be/YivPbYanetA
>Pres Trump statement on firing T-Rex 3/13/18
youtu.be/fSFwRZ0wv2s
>VP Pence @Ind Women's Forum 3/13/18
c-span.org/video/?442518-1/
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis remarks in Kabul 3/13/18
c-span.org/video/?442529-1/
>SoS T-Rex statement on departure 3/13/18
youtu.be/VlW6bzwpFPI

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PEE PEE TAPE

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BRAZIL NO

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And the award for the most cancerous tweet of the day goes to...

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>RGB is now 85 years old

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Contrary to reports from NBC we do not have a trade surplus with Canada; only a financial asset surplus.

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>9/11 towers.
Kek, what?

>there are two kinds of people: gullible morons and rational thinkers

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the delegates dahnald

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Thats brazil parliament. Look at it in horror.

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>BERLIN (Reuters) - The European Commission is planning legislation that would use the threat of denied visas to encourage countries outside the bloc to cooperate on repatriating failed asylum seekers, the German newspaper Die Welt reported on Tuesday.

So, nothing then?

1996 was 28 years ago

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Proofs
census.gov/foreign-trade/Press-Release/current_press_release/exh4as.pdf

>we are being rused by tiny Caribbean islands.
ITS TIME TO EXPORT SOME AMERICAN STEEL

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He really loves that pathetic line. Its funny how he is banking on other people dying to get a little more power lol.

>WE'RE GOING TO OUTLIVE YOU, WE ARE IMMORTAL REEEEEEEEEEEEE

omae wa shinderu

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>muh future voters will end the 2nd Amendment
They’ve been saying this for 50 years now

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Trump right now:

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>parents divorced around the time I went to college
>100% mother's fault (no infidelity, just some bullshit sense of "I need more love and fulfillment in my life")
>mother is now with a kike
>try my best to cut them out of my life as much as possible (while staying close to my father)
>however still keep minimal contact with my mother so she doesn't have some sort of nervous breakdown
>over at mother's house for dinner, hope to finish eating and leave ASAP
>she offhandedly mentions some desire of her and the kike to adopt some "Asian baby"
>throws me completely off guard, never heard anything like this before
>don't want to sound like a racist, so I insist "you are too old to adopt" (mother in early 50s)
>probably going to have to convince my mother she could conceivably die in the next decade to try to guilt trip her into not going through with this

How the fuck can people be so self-destructive? Is there no loyalty to one's own kind anymore? If she wanted to adopt some Russian baby or whatever, I still probably would think it's a bad idea, but I could accept it. I hate the modern West.

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Time to slip them more tide pods.

N I C E

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I wish those piss tapes exist
Makes me support Trump more.

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Man you suck at math.

>pic

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>It's real
What the fuck is this modernist garbage? What does it even mean? It looks like some gay college rather than a place where a great country is run from. Do they think this is a fucking game? (Yes they do)

It looks more like two chop sticks and a bowl of UMA DELICIA Sopa De Maccaco™

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puta naman boy
nakain ako eh hinayupak ka

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>/ptg/ is now aware what happens when you give a government of Indians on an island power and they start budding up with the Chinese
Do you guys now understand what my current PM has to deal with? Call him a nigger because he's black but he has to unfuck a ton of bad decisions like "free education" and "free transportation" and paying back development bans because someone borrowed as if debt spending is "totally cool guys". We may need to implement more taxes like property tax (this didn't always exist) and other measures. Perhaps another TNT user can elaborate on the situation but it's stupidly bad and Trump will murder us lol

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WHAT'S IN THE BOWL!?

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Reparations :^)

> Is this how the real life of user ends? > Will I just sit here the rest of my life shitposting and saucing? Why did I find this place

People should be warned more forcefully.

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Indeed, (((they))) are referring to the 2016 trade not the current one. Fake news MSM are cancer

Nobody cares about your sad LARP, quit roleplaying nerd.

Worlds largest bowl of uma delicia.

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+20 Dem swing. Midterms will be GOP bloodbath

A FUCKING SOUP BOWL

1/10 pasta, it has been to short a time since you posted it last

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THEY ARE LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF IN PORT OF SPAIN!

Soup bowls! That must be where the head jaguar rules at.

WHAT WILL PHASE 2 OF THE TAX PLAN BRING?!

This is the endgame of all world governments, leave the populace so broken that they beg you to rule them with an iron fist.

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Not him. Last time it was a genuine user blog posting. PastaLeaf is just testing to see if it's (you)worthy

Yeah or brazil is just a shithole.

Seeing as no Democrat stood last time there was zero swing, cry harder faggot

>mother is now with a kike
That explains everything. You should pull your shirt up to expose the swatiska tattoo and ask him if he knows what it means. When he stutters, tell him it means “not welcome here” and threaten to cut off his Shylock nose.

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Happy Ides of March, anons.

Get comfy. Hoping for some good news today.

What are the President and Bill Gates going to discuss today?

oh it's worse christfag

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activating the african plague

Yup, rebublicans don't care anymore and democrats are fired up about destroying america.
Democrats also have unlimited supply of money to throw around, indoctrination at school levels, propaganda from entertainment industry and media on their side.
I was rooting for america to make it but it seems the will to destroy the west is too strong even in burgerland.

wtf I love Hawking now

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No we also hate him he was just a pop-sci meme

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you're right, last time it was a mutt

Bingo. Slaves want to be ruled otherwise they fall into chaos. See: nigs. They simply don't know how to behave as single individuals, they are always part of a collective, see: da hood, muh black community.

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>misogynist
Well, there were rumors that her wife is really abusive.

> activating the african plague
That would be a very roundabout way to do the same thing they did from the 60s to the 90s. Just tell chieftain A
> you can be president, get some of your mates and we sell you guns on contingency to be paid from the public treasure
Then tell the current president
> look, our intelligence picked up they chieftain A is arming and preparing for a coup and that you're sorely outgunned. Better buy some weapons while you can

Then let them loose. Same effect, but you get paid for the privilege

>she offhandedly mentions some desire of her and the kike to adopt some "Asian baby"

Hey at least she doesn't want to adopt a nigger

>the middle east glasses itself
like pottery

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You’re naive.

Are you the sven who stopped responding?
> (You)

*his

>>What's the biggest mystery?
>Lel, women xD
Wow. I really want to behead this motherfucking asshole D:

Not sure how to verify I live here but not because Africa is imploding doesn't mean Trinidad is the same. But it is a shithole.

She probably put that soyboy in the chair.

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Lol like the US would allow that

BEST PLAGUE

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>leftist acknowledging that history is not objective fact but the subjective narrative that those in power want to push
Nice change of pace

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>mfw sandniggers kill themselves off

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>tfw muslims ruined out perfectly British designed parliament building.

Life comes at you fast

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BRB, killing myself.

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If Kurt were to die today how happy would you be?

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They have the capital to do it, would be interesting to see Israel Iran and KSA kek themselves out of existence.

It wasn't me but I finds danish to be almost impossible to understand in speech.
>Danish in writing=easy to understand
>Danish in speech= Impossible to understand
>Norwegian in writing=somewhat hard to understand at times, harder than danish.
>Norwegian in speech=fairly easy to understand
It's pretty strange really.

>I don't know if he did in the election
Acceptance stage

All the NeverTrumpers and some #resistance are finally admitting that no collusion happened.
>HURRY MUELLER

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throw it into Israel, kkthxbb.

Will he be the next to shoot himself on /r9k/?

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I want this so badly.

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>It wasn't me
Thanks for the respose anyway new sven

>it ain't me starts playing

What's POTUS up to today?

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Firing another Cabinet member

pls b sessions

Bowing to the Hibernian king.

Answer I was hoping for. Fingers crossed

You mean depleaded uranium.

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Nope

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That's a lot of...(((Irish))) stuff.

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What's Trump meeting with Bill Gates for?

Good morning frens!

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I love jewish boobies. Sorry.

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To come up with a better way to kill niggers.

activating the african plague