When You Fail At Life

So you kill yourself, but everyone thinks it's fake.

Discuss the political ramifications of psyops aimed at getting Sup Forums to kill themselves using amateur hour false flags.

Did you buy it?

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>amateur hour false flags
>checks flag
>USA
>crisis actor DETECTED

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If it was a false flag we wouldn't have seen the footage. We'd just have a headline. Is it that hard to believe that some no frens /r9k/ weeb would kill themselves and stream it for shits/giggles?

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Shooting yourself is absolutely a pussy way of suicide and is absolutely disrespectful and subhuman. If you want to die with dignity you should just go innawoods or to a cave and starve/dehydrate yourself and if you want to truly ascend then meditate till you die. Only then when you see dead slowly approaching are you an true hero. Those pussy fags that shoot a bullet through their skull are disrespecting their own body, soul and mother nature. Be real and starve yourself, approach death in calm fashion and let yourself go peacefully instead of blasting yourself too pieces.

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Here's some oc

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How sad, that'll be me someday. So few friends that even the niggers on the internet won't realize I'm dead.

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Does anyone have the thread that was created by the leaf who was telling everyone we’re close to victory. Looking for it thanks in advance.

seems legit

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This.
If youre gonna remove yourself from the living, do it in a peaceful way without ptsding your el goblino mother.
If you are too much of a bitch to die like this user stated then you will say "wanh my tummies mommy make me sum tendies i was just being a faggot" and then continue your normal life.
Also 20 bucks says this kid was on either meth or some other pschosis drug.

Have you watched it from the beginning with sound? His body language and what you can make out of what he says are pretty curious. Almost playful, like especially when it seems as though he almost forgets to hold up the "bye r9k" sign before pulling the trigger and has to roll of frame to grab it and then get set back up again.

Kids here tell themselves it is fake like girls in facebook on gore videos

Pol is no long viable

Tbh senpai I havent, I watched the webm and the gif a few times but suicide is one of those things as an Aryan phenotype just doesnt sit well with me.
For obvious honor and ethical reasons.
The disgust of someone shooting themselves in the head because they were such a pathetic attention whoring faggot and the only way they could get off was violently killing themselves, its just weird to me. I can watch bestgore all day, but suicide just weirds me out, I guess maybe because we all technically have the power to do it, but one is giving up their soul when they carry out this act.

That’s deep user, you okay bud?

(You) for Akkadian chuckle.

Q predicted this

>When you find a meme that makes you audibly kek out loud
>But OP is a massive faggot as usual and has it saved in ant-resolution

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Soyboy probably thought he was just going to re spawn.

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Lol yeah, just is weird seeing some young kid blow his head off literally because "le edge" was more appealing than "le life".
Its sad, people need to realize there is a massive mental health issue going on that nobody wants to talk about.

>How sad
No. Not really.

>there is a massive mental health issue going on that nobody wants to talk about.
Hard to talk about when 100% honesty about the aspects of the modern world that depress you gets you labelled a racist fascist

And they also put you on crazy pills and take away your guns if you're not happy.

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Also Sup Forums seems dead. Was he the only one posting on Sup Forums? Was he Sup Forums?

What's the story behind this? Kinda missed all of it.

Sup Forums Sup Forums /vg/ and Sup Forums are all dead

Haven't done a whole lot of research but typical /r9k/ guy having fun on chats and whatever with his friends for whom something went downhill suddenly, presumably to do with family, and then called in his crew and put on a little show of his planned out suicide while his e-friends didn't want it to be really happening.

I think I might wind up being compelled to look into it a bit more just because over the course of the day I can't shake that there's something curious about the original footage. Maybe I'm just feeling prompted to use it as a case study for what the youth is up to these days.

I did it.

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KYS faggot

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Watching someone kill themselves doesn't make me want to kill myself in the slightest.

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None of you faggots better go and off yourself. The only people here are people that are redpilled, and people that haven’t been redpilled yet. Sup Forums as a collective whole are the only ones really on to what is going on in the world. The world doesn’t need you now (hence why you are in your room posting here instead of doing something where you are needed) but they will. Buy a gun yes, but don’t off yourself with it. Train with it sometimes. It’s fun. Don’t take life too seriously. You only get one. Religious or not that’s the truth.

I think the world would be better off if the magapedes of Sup Forums offed themselves

>tfw haven’t had suicidal thoughts for weeks
It’s looking up for me lads

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Fuck you. Not offing myself when I had the best chance was a mistake. Life was actually worth living to pull off the master plan.

My mistake? Thought maybe it would do less damage if I waited a bit longer, but things just played out worse and worse at each reasonable opportunity and now I'm stuck here. Perhaps you could call it one of my early lessons in trying to time the market.

pls r8 anons

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Fake? Mind-blowing.

Is that how fast you cum or am I supposed to put it on loop?

It should automatically loop.
That's why it's only like 1.54 long.

This.
If you want to die so badly, take some of your enemies down to Hell with you.

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Like someone said in another thread, every time a white boy kills himself, (((some people))) celebrate. Don't make them happy.

>Sup Forums is kill

RIP

lol

it's okay, there are better chans for Sup Forumsnimu and mango.

Hey look, it's that prominent AntiFa/LGBT leader who killed themselves

This. Western society today is too focused on trivial things like 'microaggressions' and what bathroom someone can take a shit in all while ignoring the mental health crisis and significantly high suicide rate. The main demographic are males though so its no wonder that the left don't care.

>If youre gonna remove yourself from the living, do it in a peaceful way without ptsding your el goblino mother.

The little faggot tried. He hung a tarp over the window to catch some of the brain chunks. Too bad it didn't work.

Can someone slow it down when he is about to squeeze the trigger? Everything moves so fast that I'm a part of me doesn't believe it.

see

Does anyone find it weird, knowing we were all doing something, enjoying life. Maybe shooting guns, playing with our dogs, drinking some new beer or whiskey. And across the world some kid was on a live stream with a shotgun pointed right at his own head?

It's a weird feel, i'm sitting here drinking some soda, listening to music, and about to eat some delicious pasta. These are things that kid will never be able to do again.

The kid had a very long life ahead of him, but the better got a hold of him and wouldn't let go until the dead was done.

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No prob with suicide but he is a piece of shit for killing himself in his familie's house and using a shotgun causing a mess

Feel sorry for his mom

>mfw I came to furry porn not 20 seconds before he fired

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lol, this dude actually did the frog thing

good for him desu, should happen more often

Go back to the original source material. He toys with the trigger and positioning a bit, then shows the safety switch to the camera, then loads it, then messes with something largely on the other side (not familiar with this gun) until it fits right.

Then not only does he have to take a couple of breaths and remember how to position it right, but he winds up having to tug the trigger a second time for it to fire, and it looks like he was surprised the first hard tug didn't work.

Makes you wonder how long ago he bought the gun and how much he'd tried firing it before. The entire previous few minutes make it look awkward on him, not like something he's used to handling beyond maybe a few imaginary times holding it up to his head from different angles in anticipation.

Most likely first time a real round was actually used, gun looked completely brand new.

That's kind of what I was thinking, which makes it all the more interesting to know how and when he planned it exactly.

One of my friends ate a gun without knowing a damn thing about them. The family wanted to know why there were two rounds missing from the fancy plastic box of ammo like you'd never seen before
>duh
>he wanted to make sure he try firing one round off first so it would work when he went through with the rest of the plan
I didn't tell them that tho

Friendly reminder that Sup Forums is what made you bitter and hate the world. It's not what Sup Forums makes it. Don't feed into it. Don't get suckered in. Leave the board. Enjoy life. Don't let hate turn you into the next meme.

Lies. Sup Forums gave me a new purpose in life.

Earlier in this thread you say you wish you had offed yourself. Since that hasn't changed, you have gained no purpose. You are still a shell that can be filled with experiences and good. But you must escape this place.

these were his subscriptions on his youtube channel. what do you guys think?

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Sure I'm an empty shell, That doesn't change what I've been here to do over the past 10 years or so. This is my place.

It's a long, strange trip, but it kind of started with stopping a potential suicide.

He got trapped in a Sup Forums misery loop. Pretty simple and sad. This place is an easy path to death for a depressed child looking for belonging.

>psyops aimed at getting Sup Forums to kill themselves
Nigga, I've been here for 14 years. You can't break me.

If you've yet to learn that this place forces you to hate and create a mindset of falsehoods based on said hate, you're not done learning yet.

Kill yourself, lol. You're the only one in a Sup Forums misery loop.

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So full of hate, man. Hopefully you grow up.

>This place is an easy path to death for a depressed child looking for belonging.
If you can't belong in not belonging, you don't belong here.

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Sup Forums is a board of truth and love

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Shut up Becky

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Anyone remember toaster Steve?


Also, Op is a faggot.

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>Subscribes to MDE
>Immediately kills himself
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.

I'm subbed to donut operator...

BAN MDE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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I'm subbed to pretty much every channel on his list as well asides from the weeb channels. it's essentially a pol, r9k and K approved channel list

come the fuck on, why are so many people defending this.
its a shotgun
look at that tarp
watch the gun be yoinked out from his hands by mystery fag

compared to real quality shotgun suicides this looks fake.

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He probably used a slug or some non-weak shot.

They crop the videos, so you don't see the recoil tossing the gun straight out like half his head is probably flapped back behind a broken neck. Maybe it's just kids these days only watch gayms and jewlywood effects.

It wasn't the best camera job in the world, but dude has lasting meme quality capturing it that good. I'm going to have to look again at the afterfootage, beacuse it almost looks like he was using some medium shot for head-destruction and somehow a handful of it dented up the ceiling. This could require some math to work out.

Also look at his legs toss up. The charge body rocked him leaning backward like that.

Best is to look a few minutes before the shot. He doesn't have much meat on his bones and tumbleweeds himeslef over to grab the bye-bye note. Obviously it's going to lodge his head down, the gun is going to srpay up at least a little, and the tarp is going to get #rekt.

you guys are fucking stupid

What do you think it was loaded with?

>not wanting to die in combat for the final fight vs the jewish degenerates and their filth liberal army
I can see no better way to die than take filth with you in war.

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you get a lot of these fishing in the fake suicide threads

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if it were real it would have been in the news
and then you faggots would have been able to actually meme something

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Another meme becomes real. I wonder how he'd feel knowing his suicide has locked half of Sup Forums into stasis?

suicides arent broadcast on the news you fucking idiot

hows it feel knowing you take low quality video editing and the lack of a news report.
wouldn't the libs shitpost this to news?
cause they didn't.

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No, I asked you what you think it was loaded with. I don't want to pick a number, but something not too heavy. I picked 00, but that could easily be something with more spray. Doesn't look like a slug to me unless I'm missing something.

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imagination and low quality video editing

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What do you think? #3? Give or take?

bullet blows through his entire skull yet the window isn't punctured

do you talk to people like this in real life?

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