/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BEND THE KNEE, LIL ROCKET MAN EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04
>Tucker: Men in America pt2 3/14/18
youtu.be/wP33T4KjR3c

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/2nd Lady/IrishPM @Shamrock Bowl 3/15/18
youtu.be/VGhnAmFC5dY
>Pres Trump/Irish PM Varadkar @ Friends of Ireland luncheon 3/15/18
youtu.be/5f9ztw_WQa0
>Pres Trump meets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
youtu.be/pRuOHm2bx-s
>Pres Trump greets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
youtu.be/-E3Lv81Jz_s
>AG Sessions @Chief of Police Forum 3/15/18
youtu.be/1mKkW-HfTM0
>NatlSec Space Program Budget hearing 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442615-1/
>EUCOM/NATO Comm Gen Scaparrottii @House on Euro security 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442614-1/
>NSA/USCyberCom Nominee LtGen Nakasone @Senate 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442611-1/
>VASec Shulkin Budget hearing 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442623-1/
>NSA LTG McMaster Briefing on Syria 3/15/18
youtu.be/D9e8VVYk9Kg
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/15/18
youtu.be/hNdhoVW6Rhw
>DefDep Press Brief (Dana) 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442651-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/15/18
youtu.be/arpX1qfBljg
>Heather talks to "Last Men in Aleppo" 3/15/18
youtu.be/H3kGrUMx_b8
>WH Video: Cabinet @Senate Infrastructure Hearing 3/15/18
youtu.be/K8NJEN0RMHw
>WH Video: POTUS in Missouri 3/15/18
youtu.be/6P8tiSLKFzc
>James OKeefe on CSPAN Wash Journal 3/15/18
youtu.be/AzEE_uixE3Y

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THE AWOOVEMENT CONTINUES!

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>when she assumes control of SoS
NEXT THE STATE DEPARTMENT, THEN THE WORLD!

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WEEEEEEEEEEE

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>charlotte and her doggo.

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YArwoo!!

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MAGA

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Make a white baby today!

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What a cute dog

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just because you think shes hot for some reason doesnt mean she should be in any position of power in the state department. even spokesperson is pushing it

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Right and in a free market, in equilibrium the sell price is equal to the cost of production.
So ounces could be $5-$8
Imagine if you have a Kansas "holy fucking shit that is a lot of corn" sized farm to grow it on and the economy of scale kicked in. And you had competitors who shared shelf-space with your product.

The government could, if it was smart, slap on $150 of taxes per ounce and the customer STILL would get a better deal than what they get on the black market.
But since NO ONE fucking thought to hire some drug dealers to their Capital City think tank circle jerk, They still fuck up entering a market place with profit margins of 2500%

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whats the deal with his hair? why is it blue and red like that??

how come trump can't spell?

nation-wide concealed carry when

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When are we allying with BASED China now that Drumpf befriended their president

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>Those thicc legs
Yum, anymore?

Is fapping to pics/itself a problem or are porn films the problem. I want to fap but not to moving picture.

Dunno, I think it looks better that way.

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why did trump think we have a trade deficit with canada?

>Broken wrist, unbearable pain
I've fractured a wrist so badly it was at a 15 degree angle, it's not "unbearable"
>caught her heel and fell backwards
Bullshit. The structure of the ankle makes you fall forwards, not back

Chink! We're gonna have to burn through this thread to get a TUCC edition!
lmao I pray for it nightly

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Can anyone show me the wall being built?
>U.S. Customs and Border Protection has begun construction on a fence in Calexico that will extend about two miles along the U.S. border with Mexico. But agency officials said people shouldn’t confuse this with President Donald Trump’s much-hyped wall.

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TO ALL THE BURGERS: HOW BIG OF A PACKAGE DO THE MAGA HATS COME IN?

What size of PO Box do I need?

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>taking memes seriously
>>>/leave/

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kek
I forgot they offer services like this nowadays.

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because he enjoys trolling "Intelligent" people who will without fail correct his "errors" failing to realize it illuminates their low EQ.

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Soon we could learn a lot. Are you /lefty/ by any chance???

Size F from that list

About 48 hours after Trump convinces the GOP not to be afraid of false flag school shootings anymore. The bills have been drafted.

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Yo, wassup PTG?

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>since NO ONE fucking thought to hire some drug dealers to their Capital City think tank circle jerk, They still fuck up entering a market place with profit margins of 2500%

"If the government was in charge of the Sahara Desert, in a month their would be a shortage of sand"

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what s going on here

JOIN THE OPERATION

use your mind its more stimmulating

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Masturbation is fine, you might have a porn addiction

It's so big, imo that's odd.

>archive.is/JAG7s
>"tragic collapse"
Trump curse confirmed

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in another thread they say he's going to be going to jail, is that true?

WE GOTTA SHITPOST FASTER

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exclusive dramatisation of the scene of the bride collapse

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>Sup Forums /vg/ and Sup Forums still frozen thanks to /r9k/ suicide.

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>I pray for it nightly
I feel like a lot of us would end up in her concentration basements, I can't imagine her being too benevolent an autocrat

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Probably A or B

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You the alchemist?
see

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I don’t I can get hard to women and pics. But I just want to know if that’s ok

NOD DA BURGER DDDDD:

>tfw your dad isn't a famous billionaire who introduces you to the hottest women

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Never

You assholes are losing the House in November, and you won't be able to push your shit anymore.

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If your local post office doesnt put oversized parcels in a separate box for you, or call you to pick up a box that is too large, that post office is crap

>shitpost harder
So pixies?

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I just think it is enraging and simultaneously funny that the government falls flat on its face trying to make money with weed, when even lowly niggers can manage it.

Let me be Secretary of Drugs 2020

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>That's nuts.
>I was talking about indoors, outdoors is much cheaper to grow.
They made it next to impossible to grow outdoors in most of California. Most counties require everything to be in a secure industrial metal buildings with security guards.

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“Shepard Smith is an exemplary journalist whose skill in anchoring breaking news is unrivaled,” Fox News executive chairman Rupert Murdoch said. “His powerful storytelling on both television and digital platforms has elevated our entire news gathering process.”
Smith said he was grateful to be staying with the network and leading their breaking news coverage.

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They do for regular deliveries, not sure about a PO Box

>that pic
Chinkers you fucking Satan, my sides hurt so much

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What happened to /r9k/?

good, gotta stave off the normalfags, reporters, and spooks

One sec i'll measure my box

>But I just want to know if that’s ok

idk

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Yeah, that change my mind has a couple good ones

YES

Word of advice: Stop playing by their rules!
The socialist-democrats are playing for keeps. Their GOPe cuckservatives are falling right in line behind them.
What part of “these people hate you and want to see you DEAD” don’t you seem to understand?
You cannot reason with them. You cannot negotiate with them. You cannot “coexist” or “just get along” with them. That will never happen.
The leftist socialist-democrats have crossed the rubicon. They now want to regain and cement their control over the US.
The election of President Trump is the red state America middle finger to these totalitarian wannabes.

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A paki an hero'd.

Someone blew their head off and help up "Hi /r9k/" in a stream

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what will happen

M I L K
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Where's the "post a new thread you kikes!" Awoo? I need it!
You're probably right. God, look at her work area... she's a beast!

that makes no fucking sense

the boards that talked most about it apart from r9k are bant and pol, why are none of these boards frozen

twitter.com/misslivvylu/status/974378655366266880

ruin this poll please, my brothers. vote no. she's the biggest anti-trump feminist cunt i know

it's days like these that remind me why I love pussy grinding on my dick and footjobs.

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Okay, we can do that

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Not morally. Is it still ok if it’s pics not porn??? I don’t need porn to get hard but I can’t get hard just thinking about girls only when I’m with them IRL. Mommy posting gets me. Also the occasional ass post. I don’t want to watch porn anymore

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That one's a little lewd

I apologize for off topic, but I just want to say that I was really happy to finally kill Gladiator Orion.
/r9k/, not even once

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see
defensive measures

>he bought a meme gun to do it

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COMMENCE HYPER SHITPOSTING

lol he forgot to pasteurize it

>We're almost done, citizen

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see you, space cowgirl...

Gotchu fampai

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He was apparently a paki from what I heard. They can't do anything right.

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hmm i forgot about the charlotte interview today

mobile.nytimes.com/2018/03/15/us/politics/trump-organization-subpoena-mueller-russia.html

What now

FOX News Host Jesse Watters Divorces Wife After Affair with 25-Year-Old Employee
Don’t dip your pen in the company inkwell
Don’t get your meat where you get your bread.
It appears Bill O’Reilly was his mentor in more ways that just broadcasting...

>True story of a guy I know who did this.
He started messing around with a co-worker. He got bored with her and decided to break it off. She did not like this, so she went and complained to management and filed a sexual harassment claim.
The company fired him, which tipped-off his wife to the fact that he had had an affair. She divorced him and took him to the cleaners financially. Packed-up the kids and moved 2000 miles away.
He ended up sleeping in his car.

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EXTREME SHITPOSTING IN TIME FOR TUCKER BREAD HELP ME BROS

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AWOO

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9x4.25x7.25 inches

so anything big enough for

23cm x 11cm x 19cm

for the tucc thread

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GO GO GO

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>the scene of the bride collapse
I'm not sure if this is a joke about the bridge falling or the divorce.

Lawyer up.