I manage a large car wash and convenience store property in a downtown area overrun with the homeless and vagrant...

I manage a large car wash and convenience store property in a downtown area overrun with the homeless and vagrant. What are some inventive ways I can keep them away?

Larger question: what should be done with the homeless population at large?

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Bird shot.

Leave california

How did you know?

play classical music outside it 24/7

I’m genuinely interested in ways I can physically deter them

I’ve been told by police they won’t care if I assault them, but that lawyers might try to sue me or my company.

I want to bait trash cans or spray them with something.

We play country. Close enough?

How we do in Brazil is we make up an event that offers free shit for the homeless

We drive them to another town and drop them off there.

When they return we find key locations that they hangout and block any pathways or fence off a street.

Can confirm it works, I live in the place they dump homeless people.

Fill an empty vodka bottle with pure ethanol and put it in a brown bag

Leave it under a bus stop bench

Lye on the ground where they populate.
Go buy ten half pints of cheap booze. Tell the craziest, biggest one, you will give him a half pint a day to keep the others gone.
Leave a half pint some where after you leave. Pour ipacack syrup in it and re seal it.
Complain to the health department that they shit in the property when you’re closed and hepatitis issues.

None of that will hurt them. Just short term discomfort.

Lol

You literally work in a place with high pressure hoses and you’re askng us?

Apple pucker + antifreeze

Rape them.

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Don't be a passive-aggressive bitch. Man up and tell them to fuck off.

Start charging them for protection.

If they don't pay up, break kneecaps.

This. Or call the cops and cite city ordnance. Either way to be a weasel about it

leave opened packs of cigarettes or bottles of liquor laced with rat poison around... after a bunch of them croak in the area their hobo instincts will kick in and they will know it's not a good area to occupy and will fuck off to the next place

Install some anti vagrant spikes. There are a fair amount of cities that use them, you might have to ask the city to install them or you could just go fucking Rambo and glue razor blades and nails to their local hangouts.

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spike some booze with rat poison or ground up glass and leave it there

Put up pan/tilt/zoom HD cameras with mic's and stream it to the internet. Worked for me. They gone.

Sad!

That's what we so in America, we bus them all to Cali. It's a great plan and Californians love to help the less fortunate.

Why don't you organize with other business owners along with local charitable organizations in order to build a monastery for the homeless? Make them brew beer, grow vegetables, and sell crafts at the local market.

California ironically enough ships them to Hawaii. I grew up in Hawaii and pretty much ALL of the homeless there are from oregon/cali mostly druggies. It cost more to send them but once they are there they literally CANNOT come back due to cost + Hawaii is easy as fuck to live on a beach and beg tourist for money.

>Dogs
>Hire mexicans to get rid of them
>Bright lights up at night
>fencing
>pay one hobo to remove all other hobos
>blowhorns
>bear mace
>dress up like a cop and tell them they'll be arrested if they don't leave
>sell them fentanyl and watch them die
>buy one of Elon Musk's flamethrowers
>barking dogs. you can even rent them.

give them 100$ each.theyll be dead in days.

Classical music
Bright lights
Mirrors or cams with corresponding screen

Half are too crazy to comprehend outside stimulus. The other half are assholes who don’t give a fuck and know the cops won’t do shit as long as they aren’t being violent

no you dumb nigger, classical music is played in public places/train stations/etc because it makes apes angry and they can't stand being around it. there are businesses that provide a feed of the most classical music that angers niggers the most

last i checked, there's nothing illegal about your sprinklers soaking them with frozen water

Get a bunch of pitbulls off Craigslist and release them in the street.

Bp

Why not hire them?

And they are

>frozen water
wehraboo, could i please be enlightened of this new technology?

1. Leave bundles of fiberglass around your property alley at night. It will blow around and end up all in their clothes and skin. They will soon find that its worse than scabies.
2. Music. Like raccoons. Blast it loud, or play a low-frequency humming noise that will make them sick. Or run a gas generator on your roof for a few nights.
3. Get some compressed mercaptan and spray it in your alley at night. One, it smells bad, and two, people associate it with a gas leak, so if they're not totally fucked up they'll probably move on.

We have a winning plan right here

>there's nothing illegal about your sprinklers soaking them with frozen water
Man got in trouble in Vancouver BC for this very thing. Got reported for throwing a bucket of cold water on a sleeper on his stoop, in hypothermia level weather (rainy, humid and around zero celcius). Don't know how the case played out.

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Maybe it wasn't that cold, and lo and behold, he didn't get charged for it.

it's called ice, faggot

>mercaptan
Where can one get this?

>tons of homeless
>not able to throw them off your property
Only one place in the US that nutty. The poorly ran state of California.

potentially getting in trouble is why you use sprinklers in strategic locations

This casino in Elgin Illinois has these fucking screeching motion detector things that start making that mosquito style noise. Absolutely annoying and makes you want to not stand by them.

literally throw money at them when they ask. I hurled a fastball of about 83 cents right in some bums chest last week. He didn’t know what him. Might up my game to penny rolls if this shit keeps up.

I'd hire your local black / Mexican / biker gang, or your most cognizant alpha hobos to clear them out.

If the mob were still around you wouldn't have this problem.

Baggies of meth and bottles of cheap vodka laced with poison left laying around where they will find them.

Start leaving fentanyl around

how often would you shop at a store with piss smelling insane drug addicted filthy alcoholics with hepatitis staffing the place ? Honest question

Washington state is pretty bad too. And cops can’t do shit about it (or they will rather fine the taxpayers for pitty shit) pisses me off

We need to bring back insane asylums. These people shouldn't be out on the streets, unless they're making it to be a conscious effort.

give them jobs you heartless son of a bithc

when scum asks for change, give the scum a slap and ask him if he likes the change in his life

Califag here, serious answer, bums come here for the weather. It never rains in LA. Easier to live ousside than North Dakota.

tell him change can only come from within

Cover the ground in liquid soap.

They make these antihomeless loudspeakers that give off a nasty high pitch. Makes it impossible to sleep outside near

i've actually used that one

Chlorine powder and pucks works.
They don't seem to like it OP.

leave out cans of beer with rat poison in them

leave sandwiches with thumb tacks in them lmao

we would give you jobs if you were literate you dumb nigger

Sling shot and ice cubes

I think the homeless issue is intractable because it requires a centrist, or at least bipartisan solution.

You need the compassion of the left to ensure that there are options - places to get clean, places to stay, food, shelter, work options, etc.

But you also need the discipline of the right to actually jackboot people off the street and forcibly put them into programs so they can sort themselves out.

In other words, to solve the homeless problem you need both firmness and compassion, both police intervention and social services.

America's politics are so polarised, that this kind of hybrid/bipartisan approach to homelessness is nigh inconceivable. And it's spiralling out of control.

Also I find Americans are more lax about having fucked up public spaces that Euros or Japs; perhaps because so many people drive everywhere, and there isn't really a 'plaza' culture. I lived in the bay area and never saw moms out with push-chairs, granpa and grandma with the kids, etc., downtown. Downtown in every bay area city is crack niggers and hobos.

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Floridafag here. Sucks for our bums on the summer. 100 degrees 95% humid and constant heavy rains. Typically only see them downtown and sparsely cuz the cops clear them and gritters out regularly.

I saw a block sized park in downtown Denver literally filled with hobos. Like there was some kind of hobopalooza festival going on. Drove by warm and comfy in my rented suburban.

>Brazil flag
checks out.

In NYC we have more of a plaze culture. Still have homeless everywhere.

Smart. Here on the prairie it gets pretty cold; you'd get charged.

hose down your sidewalks at night

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too real

You sprinkle a bunch of soap all around the area. The soap will then liquify but create an irritating strong hidden smell of nitric base. This is why you are always irritated when going pass that soap-store with that cute chick working there.

we should lock them up in mental institutions like we used to. nobody wants to deal with these fucking retards. they fuck up nice things that weve put together, and also piss and shit all over. fuck these savages.
or dig a hole and drop them in

I can confirm this. Celtic music with harps really annoy the negro, 'I got to get up out of here with this chinese music'.
Amusing.

which island(s)?

same here colorado fag.

lived in vegas for a number of years and would see entire villages / tent towns/ shopping cart convoys of homeless people / druggies begging for tourist money. there was even a rumor of this kind of underground city of homeless in the sewer/ waterway networks under the city. i used to find homeless people all the time on a wash close to my housing community all the time so i didnt doubt the rumors

i was thinking something along these lines. spray your area down at night before you leave. sun won't be outside to help dry the concrete up

That's because the cold here will kill a man in 30 minutes t.NDfag

Absolute mad lad

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washing car dont take much literate...just soap and water

>Government sponsored shipping of homeless to Hawaii
>Gets so bad they rename it to OhWhyMe

some buildings poor water out of the outside walls automatically. i think those tech building robots do this too

free datura seeds!
free datura seeds for everyone!
huge handfuls of datura seeds for everyone!

*protip: this is satire. don't actually do this.

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Most bums are alcoholics and drug addicts with a combination of an antisocial personality and work refusal though. From personal experience, about 80% assholes. No sympathy here.

how, wouldnt they want to be famous?

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>pay one hobo to remove all other hobos
this works right up until a different hobo battles your hobo for the territory

rock salt with half the powder

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Why do you guys hate the homeless? They're just guys down on their luck.

Yes I know a lot of them are junkies and alcoholics but what about the ones that arent?

Novichok 5

Homeless fuck off from North Dakota because our winters get -40F and that isn’t including the wind chill.

I hope the mayor we currently have in Bismarck loses next election. He wants to open up a homeless shelter here.

Bismarck is the 2nd happiest city in the US BECAUSE we don’t have homeless.

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Thank you for making my point for me, user.

Tell them to fuck off, you're full

Why do you guys hate Illegals? They're just guys down on their luck.

Yes I know a lot of them are junkies and alcoholics but what about the ones that arent?

Vagrancy used to be illegal right? I know it certainly used to be in other countries. When did that change and why?

That's different. They arent Americans. These are our fellow countrymen

definitely fencing

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Hottest parts of Cal can get from 90 to over 100... but that's with about 20 - 30% relative humidity. The dry air makes it a lot easier to handle.

California is full of libtards and our politics suck, but the weather here is the best in the nation.

Nope. At it's most popular my live stream was getting 200+ people watching all the time and calling the cops for anything. Then random people started stopping by to get on stream and harass the talent. I made the money I spent on equipment back from YouTube, and now I have nice cameras to spy on my employees. Towing business, if you're curious.

My city is building homes for them, so they are in small villages and not on property like yours, bothering you and your customers.

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