Why be so ashamed of our natural bodily functions that we have to use (((designated shitting vessels)))?
The squatting position has been scientifically proven to be superior and places less strain on our bowels, resulting in less issues such as hemorrhoids.
Why mock our Aryan Indian brothers for doing something humans have been doing for thousands of years?
Why lock ourselves in a hot, small, smelly room instead of releasing in open nature with our friends?
Don't you realise this is just a divide and conquer tactic?
Normal people simply lean forward to shit. Sage because this is only political when it's bullying Indians to cease open defecation, it's for their own good since open defecation spreads diseases and destroys the ecosystem.
Not only is shitting in your own streets disgusting and idiotic, it may be the single form of degeneracy that can't be traced back to the (((usual suspects)))
Aaron Reyes
I'm 150 pounds, I have tried, and holy fuck I did not trust that bowl.
Jayden Rivera
>Is public defecation the ultimate redpill?
1: move to mexico
2: toilet paper is a man made construct invented by cis gendered heterosexual white males to suppress women by claiming more inventions. you should use natural alternatives instead of toilet paper like pine cones and poison ivy leaves
Elijah Russell
Do you ever sit on the toilet and lift your feet off the ground
HOLY SHIT BRACE FOR SHATTER
Henry James
No Pajeet! U're not allowed to shit in the streets!
You can still squat to shit without doing it in the street
Asher Torres
Why not just change the way toilets are designed?
This also works.
Colton Barnes
Fucking Pajeets >shit in the streets >worship cows of all things >cows allowed to freely move in the designated streets >ofc they gets sick >use last resort antibiotics on fucking bovines Humanity is fucking doomed and it's because you people worshipdon't poo in the loo.
Asher Gonzalez
Hang on there are plenty of pajeets in the UK
Tyler Clark
kek yep first thing i did was check the flag too
Cooper Rogers
So what’s your saying is I should get a shorter toilet so I can squat instead of sit on it.
Daniel Johnson
can confirm.
Henry Gomez
Literally just watched this happen
>riding my bicycle, doing some wheelies in the park while I wait for my friend to come out so we can bike to the park > * i got that brake control * >honda parked with no lights on a main street before the stoplight next to park - the passenger door opens >watch a literal nigger lady walk out, pull her pants down, piss between the fucking side walk and car >wtf.nigpeg >keep riding around, friend is almost done >tell him what I saw, he points directly to the car im talking about >we walk past to grab a citibike for him, niggerlady comes out and starts coming toward us >nothing happened, just gross being around actual niggers in my neighborhood >they continued to be parked there with no lights sitting in the car for another 15 minutes
Gavin Johnson
Number 1 pooping technique
This is some next level SHIT right here (hehe)
First you sit down on the toilet. With me so far?
Next you lean ALL the way back so your back is completely resting on the back of the lid.
Then, you go up on your tip toes and essentially try to make an ACUTE angle with your body and your legs. You niggers remember geometry class right?
If you have a method to be able to lift your feet off the ground to put you in a gynocological exam position that works even better.
Halfway through the poop, crack your back and stretch. It will force more out.
Fiber supplement will change your life too. Also juice with pulp. WITH PULP niggers.
>tells me to get a brain >proceeds to misspell "moron" American education
John Miller
Op is right about squatting, but filling communal areas with shit is subhuman. Since i can remember i squat on the toilet. Just sit like a gargoyle on the toilet to shit, you will live a pile free life.
Lucas Garcia
>no wipe It's possible if you introduce a lot of fiber into your diet. I sailed on a large ship once and the cook was putting a bunch of fiber in the food; everyone was finding out that their shits were very clean.
Jace Sullivan
leave it to a burger to take everything on the internet seriously.
Joseph Perez
>he's this new
Julian Thompson
>not knowing the meme
fuck off newfag.
Colton Cooper
when i shit all i have to do is sit and lean forward
it's not that different from the squat position, just a different angle
Samuel Scott
subtle bait
Nathan Jones
Fuck off Rajeet Gupta
Asher Taylor
Shut up pajeet. Your flag can’t hide your true home
Logan White
Only reason Im here too. Close enough. Enjoy your poo logic
