AUS/POL COCA COLA EDITION

How`s it going cobbers?

Driver 'refuses to hand over his details after a prang on a busy road' - sparking a road rage brawl between three men.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5503323/Shocking-moment-three-BRAWL-road.html

Gunshots fired in Sydney drive-by shooting just metres away from where children were playing football in a park - as police link attack to recent car fire-bomb.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5503339/Sydneys-south-west-heard-gunshots-fire-bombings.html

Woman, 34, who 'masturbated and performed oral sex on man on a train who then cleaned himself with Coca Cola' is CHARGED over the grubby daylight romp that shocked Australia.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5507903/Woman-masturbated-train-performed-oral-sex-charged.html

Wesfarmers to demerge its Coles supermarket chain in search of better returns.

unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-03-16/wesfamers-to-demerge-its-coles-supermarket-chain/9554658

'Don't dance with dictators': Critics of Cambodia's Hun Sen refuse to be silenced in Australia.

unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/don-t-dance-with-dictators-critics-of-cambodia-s-hun-sen-refuse-to-be-silenced-in-australia

Crime rate down, but home invasion victims never forget.

unv.is/theage.com.au/national/victoria/crime-rate-down-but-home-invasion-victims-never-forget-20180315-p4z4ke.html

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why's /b broken Sup Forumsros?

how am I gonna get my trap porn fix for the day?!

an hero

Just gonna drop this here... enjoy the ammo.

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everything seems like normal here

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>"whites"

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>come home white man

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>gunshots in Sydney
How did they have guns in a gun free zone?!

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Kill the traitors!

Second last panel is incorrect because it’s not a paki bashing the keyboard

how was your week lads? whats your plans for tonight?

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weeks been absolutely fabulous, tonight I mite order some asian takeaway and rub one out to a sexy thai ladyboy

If we get millions of Sarth Efricans the left could never see power again. Let's do it.

The cool guy facade is gone. Just another anti white faggot. And a bloody wog.

yeah australia has enough of us soy sauce boys, it
s time to let whitey boost their gene pool

Oz will be saved by a white/hapa alliance.

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What did he mean by this?

what a shit hole

>meme flag

fuck yeah, im so #progressive now, but there is still alot of work to be done. equal representation for women in the music industry!

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>Meantime, the magistrate 'wasn't happy' with him in court this week.
>'He said I well and truly crossed the line. And that sort of behaviour can't be tolerated, which is understandable,' he said.
>Mr Brennan argued there was no one in the carriage at the time and 'you'd think the train guard would've said 'good on ya, mate'.'

Haha what a degenerate and a legend!

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tippy topest of keks m8.

I read that yesterday. What a good cunt. We have similar things happen over here as well. What a brilliant culture we have.

this equality push is getting out of hand!

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Can't post

Ok, now I can post

CAN'T NUT ON THE DUTTON

So I talked to my girlfriend about the plan to bring white South African farmers here as refugees. She said she agreed they needed help but she thought Dutton was racist because he should extend help to all refugees, not just "white ones".

Is this good or bad? She seems to really empathise with and support helping white South Africans but she also says we need to give the same treatment to Muslims in Myanmar.

>tfw no koalaman to protect my suburb from low iq ruffians
youtube.com/watch?v=BK1LokHdurI

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>refugees
maybe have a fast-tracked work visa instead

THE SOUTH AFRICANS ARE OURS
OOOUUURRSS YOU CUNTS

Transplanting a white man from South Africa to the US is like taking a fish out of a frying pan and throwing it into a fire.

well be 57% in no time

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hot

Fuck off Koala Man no one likes you

time to run

>Greens say that Dutton is trying to bring back white Australia policy for wanting to help white SA farmers
I hate those cunts so much.

who else here south australia?
state election tomorrow, I'm worried that labor or xenophony will get in
should we make a separate thread?

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Darren, your loitering around the playground is unacceptable. I may have to escalate the issue if you do not cease.
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fuck i love Michael Cusack. Real Australian culture

Run because I have a girlfriend with empathy who isn't full blown 14/88? Nah thanks mate.

I hope someday somebody punches that Richard di natale in the nose
He has a big fat jew nose holding up his problematic glassess that needs some punching

why worry, your commie basket case state is going to vote for even more communism

think yourself lucky you're not in victoria

Tell her that whites are the only ones being persecuted, and that they're much more valuable for this country.

make her

>hiding your shithole country with meme flag

why won't anyone in parliament play along and respond like "oath, better pack your bags wog"

the solution to the watermelon problem is relentless mocking and banter so even leftist electorates no longer take them seriously

just let him run is party into the ground, he's doing a great job of it so far

>empathy for rapefugees
>empathy
>you mean sympathy?
Mate, if she ain't wife material, why bother?

This

Fuck, I hate the Greens.

When's it over lads? Where is the fucking apocalypse.

Show her some pics or vids on the farm murders like the joker faced kiddy, then show her Zuma singin kill the boer, there's a shit ton of material out there that could justify importing only the ones getting anally raped with broken glass.

I fuckin love Michael Cusack's work. He's probably a leftie pinko Greens voter irl, but the cunt has very good comedic timing.

DAILY REMINDER TO KILL COWARDS

>killcowards.com

Know how I can tell you're a NEET?
>always start auspol bread about 1500 which is at best about 1700 over east.
>no cunt's home from work/bottle-o/rooting the admin girly at work yet
>these breads always seem to peter out early on or turn into
What's for tea lads?
>breads

Leave it another hour or so m8. That way you'll get the kids home from school over here and everyone over east home from work.

Oh and stirfry my youngest is making that she learned to do this week in Home Econs.

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who should i vote for i didnt even know there was an election until now

vote xenophone because he'll keep whoever wins honest and ensure a great future for white people

He isn't a jew

Xelophone shills for more migration so he's no going to do shit. He'll almost certainly shill for whatever big nanny state policies of whichever major party that comes out ahead. I'm pretty sure he's pro tighter gun laws as well.

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That's odd. I thought you guys were full. Why is there room for South Africans then?

Senator Jim Molan made him apologise TWICE for calling him a war criminal for his service to Australia in the Army.

Fucking disgusting little wog faggot grub.

For all africans not just the wh*Te mongrels.

vote based Nick for a giggle m8.

He's a wog m8. The clue's in the name...

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Is this Labor or Xenophon's policies? 70% of people get this wrong.

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who here JUSTed from wagecucking too much?

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"Bringing white South African farmers to Australia as part of a special humanitarian program would be a return to the White Australia policy, Greens leader Richard Di Natale has said."

He's right.

i'm guessing xeno because its basically #metoo

Wagecucks are the worst I'm a professional NEET its good I get to work out read cultivate myself while cucks grind shekels for Mr.Kendelstein.

t. ragie wagie

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SA user here. I'm just going to vote for the party who is going to fuck us up the most and hope they get in. I don't give two fucks. I got mine already, and the rest of you can drown in horse cum for all I care.

Find socialist alliance in the list then.

Nah. Just not a shitcunt neet shitposting on 4chinz all day.

no need to be rude mr neet

Where's that yummy mummy SHY in the list goy?

That's actually the most Aussie post I've seen ever. In terms of reality.

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this

Sorry wageslave I thank you for your contribution to my baked tatoes this fine evening.

help me aus/pol/

how do I stop wanking to blacked.com videos?

neets are the least of our problems t b h

see

Easy. Find a real women and fuck her instead. It's not hard, for a normie. Open your door, and find your mum, then fuck her.

She's had your dad's cock in her and your brothers too, but fuck me, she's a good root.

Someone on /r9k/ asked a similar question about futa and traps, I believe someone has found the solution.

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fuck black women, it's easy. just use a condom

You spelt that accent perfectly

have you ever read the bible, user?

thou shalt not mate with those whose genitals are that of a donkeys

therefore pray to be able to resist the temptations of the flesh

>NEET
>problem
You don't understand us.

>being a christcuck

>le tip brain-matter all over a blue tarp, le good sir

Why aren't you on menace island washing rapefugee feet like your pope though? :^)

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If she thinks we should bring in more sand niggers you need to fuck her off

Why would user waste their time going to some island to wash a brown persons foot?

I'm cooking a bbq and having a piss up on the beach shore as we speak. There are more important things.

Don't worry you're washing my refugee feet with your tax $.
Thanks for the tendies and homebrand pussy Bruce. My sore Syrian cock needed all this.

Tell her she should buy a plane ticket to a refugee camp and offer her cunt to all the poor shitskin refugees that may be in a sexual emergency.

Suicide

That's the way to live.

Joke's on you, I'm a student who's getting $300 per fortnight, courtesy of the aussie taxpayer as well.

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Oh so we're NEET Brothers in Arms. Feelsgoodman the wageslaves work for us essentially. I nearly have enough saved up for a new rig. Your plans?