15 min ago I masturbated with my gf face cream

>15 min ago I masturbated with my gf face cream
>decide to watch some youtube videos after the fap
>youtube gives me a query of which skin cream I prefer

I HAVE A TAPE ON THE PC CAMERA
HOW THEY SAW ME !!???

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Eh they probably randomly threw it out there. Chances are you were going to be masturbating at some point.

Or in your case, some many points....

So you masturbated using Jamal and Mustafa cum?

why the tape on the camera?

Why didn't you just fuck your gf?

were you watching porn, if not its the mic

they can hear you

>lurking Sup Forums
>remember a scene from some random movie from a long time ago that i haven't seen in over 10 years(or even seen any clips)
>open up youtube
>one of the recommended videos is a clip from that movie

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>flag
Checks out that he's faggot that uses girls makeup

I never had this questions before on youtube, scared the shit out of me

I upgraded to windows 10, and in Windows 10 conditions they have the right to connect to your camera or microphone any time they want without your information

yeah, but in incognito mod, my google account wasn't connected

>without your information
without your permission*
or informing you

>in Windows 10 conditions they have the right to connect to your camera or microphone any time they want without your information

wtf is that true?

why do you think a new OS from the biggest money hungry company is for "" Free ""

I used to have a photo with every detail of the things the OS do without your permission, go ask Sup Forums for more informations

fucking idiot baguette thats why, doesnt really matter tho since they listen through your mic anyway

they have been watching you jerk it for a long time now, user

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apparantly silicon vally big tech elite fags trade it and laugh at us cattle

The mic picked up the sound of you fapping with face cream.

>he doesn't know they also tap the microphone and the Al can easily figure out what you're doing and if you're using lotion

Your gf used your pc.

Mon Dieu! Get rid of that camera at once. They are tracking you man.

brb, need to go test this

>he doesnt stare into his webcam to make the CIA guy as uncomfortable as possible

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the AI is operating on the quantum level, it saw you posting this thread in the future and told itself in the past that you fap with face cream

so whats the problem? your dick is mutilated, your jew owner is taking care of your abnormality, this is a good thing.

Mac user here. Am I safe?

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KEK

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>walking at Uni
>remember last semester on the same path Im currently walking on some pajeet told me, "nice shoes".
>seconds later a different pajeet out of thin air says, "nice jacket"
Not even fucking made up, I walked real fast to my car and had a small panic.

they listen to you via the microphone on your phone, when I'm in my room with the TV on I've had the advert being spoken about on TV show up in a kikebook ad

Your gf knows

y u not using adblockers man??

Come on, it's 2018, we don't support the ad companies anymore

>he thinks incognito mode is private

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Its not a cia guy dumdum, its AI and algorithms, speech to text, and so on.

ils savent ce que tu fais sur l'internet du web

It boggles my mind how people on here claim to be redpilled but still have a kikeberg account.

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I'm afraid not.

Incognito mode = I'm trying to do something illegal or I'm watching porn.
Tec say people see right past it.

He’s from France give him a break and besides words are man made.

You've already got AIDs so even if you aren't it doesn't matter.

>AI
>Sound
The same thing happened to me a couple months back while I was eating chips.

W-What do you mean user.

Repeat it with a different product and then compare the results.

>Random people on the street giving complements about your clothes.

The fuck?

literally the worst for spying and watching you and stealing your information ausanon kek why do you think theyre so scared to let you open it up

Shit.

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I wish something like this would happen to me. Nobody ever does anything for me or notices anything about me. I could walk around naked with a wad of cash in my hands and no one would even notice. I would love to just once say "I could go for some tendies right now" and see my phone recommend good deals on chicken tendies. What can I do to get someone to notice me and just give me some sort of attention, some sort of contact, that is unwarranted? I can't remember the last time anyone bothered to even say hello to me first, no one wants anything to do with me. I would feel so accepted and validated if I could just open google to see a suggestion based on something I've said or done. Just a little sign that someone or something somewhere noticed me without me asking.

just google cam-a-lot

What is it?

a darknet site, for cash you can get into a livestream from an infectet computer and watch people thru their webcam. so i just tape all my laptops

Mac still is infested with google stuff, and Intel chips are CIA backdoored, and apple is probably collecting just as much as microsoft

>still using windows in 2018
>not part of the linux master race.

They can detect slippery typing.

You probably used her computer and she ordered her face cream on the Internet. Stop being autistic.

no one cares

>start wearing glasses
>ads about glasses start popping up

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i mean... you cared enough to type that.

H.O.R.U.S.

Welcome to distributed blackmail.

>i mean... im a fucking faggot
kys

(You)

did you get permission to type that bigoted and sexist comment on the interweb? you know you might get in trouble for your insensitive comment, right ausfag?

>He doesn't know about screen embedded cameras
>He doesn't know about the separate chip for back-doors on every processor made after 2008

Wew lad.

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those quads

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Hahaha ha.
What the fuck.
Anyone actually use the tool that enables them to see what you want to hide.
This is like Catholics telling their deepest secrets to their blackmailer.
Really stupid Mon.

Linux is for soyboys and niggers who pretend to be white. Real human beans whomst operate computer use ReactOS.

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They can hear you as well

Square root of the number of memeballs you have denotes your threat level.

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>heh rookie mistake, kid.
you do realize people just use it instead of having to clear the browsing history right? you nerds are insufferable.

>Using chrome

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somewhere in the background alexa is laughing

tottaly d00d mainstream sheep amirite???

Yey

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People actually believe they aren't tracked on incognito.

>having a Jewish cut dick
I pity you

Telepathic farming. Top secret.

youtu.be/2HqyazopkKs

Or it's because your GF searched for face creams or bought face creams on your IP or Google accounts.

it is fucking shit. I knew it in 2011 after it was mainstream and allways prefered firefox.

Well you see user private companies are in cahoots with the government and no matter where you are or what you do someone somewhere is watching you fap.

>after
**Before

>I'm going full /sig/
>ads on facebook and other socmedia are all "don't neck yourself, find help"
>I was never even suicidal

Does goygle pick up on typing quirks or some shit?

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U payed for those classes

Google knows what u buy

Like cattle u have a number
Everything u buy every location u visit EVERYTHING U DO IS DATAMINED

these algorythms can 87% predict accurately what the next best thing is u are looking for

Like here in europe banks are not allowed to give that information

But in the US google has access to everything from banks telecom info your social security relatives data about your history from school to medical reports
this is forbidden in europe but in Muttropolis it's normal for big companies to have more power over the people than the government

They know anonimity means freedom of speech so big american coorporations do their best to terminate anonimity both irl and online
The american today isnt a person. He is a slave working a lifetime to pay off debt

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Your girlfriend probably looked up make up.

t. retardd boomers/normies that use chrome and dont even know what an addblocker is. Install u block origin for gods sake

ur fucked matey

You're part of the matrix, in fact everything is holographic on a galactic scale. Unfortunately for you the Jews saw you pulling yourself on a tiny little live feed within the greater scheme.

Jesus still loves you, follow the light don't stay in the dark. You don't need masturbation, you need to save your soul.

youtube.com/watch?v=oTOA4VQ8ZzE

Not safe or good at making choices

YouTube has alien technology

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This is not real, not even remotely

Your phone, your TV, your dishwasher...

AUS-Sherlock have solved the case.

THIS

the used the mic to get an approximation of your penis size based on sound. penis inspections are mandatory in 2018

i've litterally had times when i thought of how to make something really random and its the first option that comes up with 0 googling about that subject before.

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I was filming you from the closet

>I HAVE A TAPE ON THE PC CAMERA
HOW THEY SAW ME !!???
I bet you forgot to tape the camera on your smartphone, ipad or similar devices. They have access to microphones too btw

It's food for events

Your phone lol you dumb low level tin foil bitch

> Looking for a word in the dictionary
> open dictionary at random page
> this page contains the word
WTF ARE THEY UP TO?

TVs and monitors now have cameras built into the screen that you don't know about.
educate-yourself.org/lte/HDTVconcealedcameras19oct08.shtml
infowars.com/exclusive-espn-admits-to-watching-you-through-your-tv/

It's called a synchronicity. The universe is speaking to you.