Fossil records indicate Ireland was never home to snakes. So, when people say St...

Fossil records indicate Ireland was never home to snakes. So, when people say St. Patrick "drove all the snakes out of Ireland," do they really mean "drove the Jews out of Ireland?"

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Citation? I'm interested if this is true

Snakes are a secret biblical word meaning evil spirits. He chased out all the baby-stealing faeries

news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/03/080313-snakes-ireland.html

>evil spirits.
>baby-stealing
Soo... Jews?

This isnt a denial of what op said

What if the leaf clover repels Jew? Has anyone tested this?

Celtic paganism used snakes as an art motif. St Patrick drove paganism out of Ireland. WTF are you dopes doing on a politics forum?

Here's the trick, Druids would perform a blood passover routine similar to the ones jews performed in the fabricated Moses tale of the exodus. Their version was dragging around a dead body through a village and every home that didn't provide a daughter would have their door frame painted with the blood of the victim.
Another point to make is in the Torah there is listed a Tribe of Snakes (Dan) that enjoys sailing and they'd be the snakes that St Patrick eventually chased from the island.

It means he drove out all the original inhabitants of Ireland. Who were black. Science proved it.

Jews didn’t really come to the British Isles until the Middle Ages, and were expelled fairly quickly. They came back during Oliver Cromwell’s time.

he should have driven out jesus if that was the case

it's true. the true irish died of a watermelon famine

So let me get this right, if we kill all the Irish, and drag there bodies through Israel , we break the curse? It's worth a shot at least

it's the good luck that repels them

The potato famine was a Jewish terrorist attack to extinguish their one weakness , the Irish

St Patrick never claimed to drive the snakes out. That story came centuries later. Whether he used the shamrock to teach the trinity is another story that, while it might be true, didn't appear in writing until a thousand years after his death.
Two of his actual writings have survived. I recommend giving Confessio a read.
confessio.ie/etexts/confessio_english#01

Fossils take millions of years to form, the event of which you speak only happened hundreds of years ago, compounded with the fact that Snakes, being nematodes, do not have bones creates a complete picture as to why no fossil record exist.

false

he drove literal snakes away, no one wants them around as they are icky and dangerous

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>snakes being real
Same shit as dinosaurs desu. They were fabricated by ((them)) to distract us from God.

>snakes don't have bones
what

I've heard he ordered a genocide on some Ireland natives, some shit like that.

Reptiles, jews, potato, potahto

Newfags don't understand faith.

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Also St. Patrick was never canonized by the Catholic church because they too are a Tribe of Snake creation and they won't revere an enemy of the tribes:
irishcentral.com/homepage/st-patrick-was-never-canonized-a-saint-by-the-catholic-church-118153804-238171911

WRONG

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The tribe of Dan was BTFO.

Big if true

This whole snakes thing is really strange. I only heard it for the first time when I was about 12 and we used to be told St. Patrick stories all the time in school around this time of year, but it's all anyone abroad seems to know about him.

Frankly, the story of Irish Christianity is a lot more interesting than some bullshit about snakes.

>Drove out the snakes
>Not the foxes
Poor job.

That or some irish cheddar man.

>hating foxes
Your flag suits you

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chr*stain lies

Isn't that a sin for you faggots? You're going to go to "hell".

Based Mozzer tells it like it is

youtube.com/watch?v=KKoS5X4SMrY

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Jews aren't the only snakes mind you, Ireland didn't drive them all away, which is why the Irish are considered mongrels. Ireland had a Canaanite population because of the Phoenicians.

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YES

Probably not.

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>Christian lies
How would you know that if we're the only one who ever recorded your traditions because you couldn't be bothered anymore?
Paganfags are literal reddit-tier cancerous cells.

shit taste.