Here's a reminder to you "good Christian conservatives" out there that Jesus Christ:

Here's a reminder to you "good Christian conservatives" out there that Jesus Christ:

- was non-white
- had socialist beliefs (especially with helping the sick)
- was pacifist
- hated the sin but not the
- accepted all people (including a reformed prostitute) no matter their background/beliefs
- was an undocumented immigrant traveling around Judea
- stood against right-wing ideology (Roman dictatorship, desecration of the temple)
- stood against capitalist ideas (opposed people charging for food and wine)
- was poor and impoverished

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Fuck off Rabbi

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You made an interesting analysis on how reddit is the embodiment of a liberal democratic capitalist online society, and how Sup Forums is in practice a communist society this morning.

Could you expand on this political/social analysis for other cyberspaces? you mentioned WeChat, Geocities, 8ch for example.

Really makes you wonder why Jews mock Jesus and Christians so much.

>- had socialist beliefs (especially with helping the sick)

wrong

socialism is about forced sharing
Christ was never about force,sharing yes, but not by force

>was an undocumented immigrant traveling around Judea

this was the rule not the exception

>stood against capitalist ideas (opposed people charging for food and wine)

seriously

>- was non-white
Is God

>- had socialist beliefs (especially with helping the sick)
Is God.

>- was pacifist
Is God.

>- hated the sin but not the
Is God.

>- accepted all people (including a reformed prostitute) no matter their background/beliefs
Is God.

>- was an undocumented immigrant traveling around Judea
Is God.

>- stood against right-wing ideology (Roman dictatorship, desecration of the temple)
Is God.

>- stood against capitalist ideas (opposed people charging for food and wine)
Is God.

>- was poor and impoverished
Is God.

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That's why I'm an atheist now. Fuck niggers and Jews!

If I pulled that off would she die?

>had socialist beliefs (especially with helping the sick)
Helping the sick is not Socialist beliefs. Wanting to seize assets which you did not earn and give them to others is Socialist beliefs.

Sage because shit bait.

Pretty shitty try, Shlomo.

>- was non-white
This has been debunked on Sup Forums thousands of times youtu.be/Nj_3QxIMjKM
>- had socialist beliefs (especially with helping the sick)
Jesus did not advocate stealing.
>- was pacifist
He chased jews out of a temple with a whip.
>- hated the sin but not the
The what, nigger?
>- accepted all people (including a reformed prostitute) no matter their background/beliefs
He wasn't very accepting of the pharisees because of their background/beliefs.
>- was an undocumented immigrant traveling around Judea
The guy who shot up a walmart was also an immigrant.
>- stood against right-wing ideology (Roman dictatorship, desecration of the temple)
The left is the authoritarian dictatorship of today.
>- stood against capitalist ideas (opposed people charging for food and wine)
Parable of the talents.
>- was poor and impoverished
At least you got something right.

>All the believers were one in heart and mind. No one claimed that any of their possessions was their own, but they shared everything they had

>- was non-white
arguable, doesn't matter tho
>- had socialist beliefs (especially with helping the sick)
that's not socialism, but charity
>- was pacifist
not really
>- hated the sin but not the
what
>- accepted all people (including a reformed prostitute) no matter their background/beliefs
he reformed good people, not all people. Did he accept merchants in synagogue?
>- was an undocumented immigrant traveling around Judea
that doesn't really apply to modern times
>- stood against right-wing ideology (Roman dictatorship, desecration of the temple)
what
>- stood against capitalist ideas (opposed people charging for food and wine)
that's idiotic statement
>- was poor and impoverished
define poor

please, stop making these threads.

There's a difference between sharing and stealing.

you’re right, but I think you missed the thornier part of the argument
>No one claimed that any of their possessions was their own

They used them to help the group, not give rando nigs food to reproduce and destroy Christendom.

Sure he said man has free will to follow him. But man is threatened by an eternity in the lake of fire if he doesn't give up all of his worldly possessions and follow christ with only the clothes on his back.
>socialism threatens to kill you if you don't share your stuff.
>Jesus threatens you with eternal torture and torment if you don't follow him by his proscribed rules.
Which is better/worse?

You are absolutely wrong on 5 of your 9 points.
Good job, dumbass.

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>Jesus was a hippy socialist shitskin meme
You're so tedious

He claimed you have free will to follow him or not. But he threatens you with an eternity in the lake of fire if you don't.
Not much better than socialism desu. At least with socialism when they kill you, you're dead.

>Pacifist
>Sell your cloak and buy a sword.

I am Christian Identity so I believe he was White. Plus I don't mind socialist ideals.

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>Now in case a countryman of yours becomes poor and his means with regard to you falter, then you are to sustain him, like a stranger or a sojourner, that he may live with you

It's not really threatening.
eg.>user, come into my home quickly, the world is crumbling outside but if you come inside we can live together happily!
>"No fuck you I'm staying outside!"
>Ok.
I think that fake conversation conveys the nature of it nicely.

Well it's a good thing nation was synonymous with race back then.

In fact it still is. Multicultural just means multiple nations.

lies...

Jesus was Jewish (AKA white)
Jesus had a CHARITABLE NATURE, he was not socialist
Jesus was not pacifist, he just had a non violent purpose, driving people out with whips was still in his repertoire.

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>was an undocumented immigrant traveling around Judea

Wrong. He was totally legit.

>stood against right-wing ideology (Roman dictatorship, desecration of the temple)

Wrong, he stayed neutral (paid taxes + discussion with Pilatus)

>- stood against capitalist ideas (opposed people charging for food and wine)

Kind of but wrong example.

>- was poor and impoverished

He had fine garnment even at his death.

>jesus was a socialist
>which is why most communist societies outlawed religion
>trust us

Don’t forget too: he didn’t exist.

Life of Brian is more accurate about what might’ve gone down.

Get with the times and choose Michael Knight as your lord and savior.

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Don't use Toga for this you filthy Catalonian. You aren't even a real country.

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