Make billions of dollars funding tech bullshit like airbnb

>make billions of dollars funding tech bullshit like airbnb
>pay $10,000 USD dollars
>be killed by some soyboy at a tech startup
>brain rots on a shelf after company goes bankrupt

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Say it with me, gentlemen:

CAPITALISM

HAS

FAILED

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>In perfect health, peak of his life, billionaire
>Willfully commits suicide
>Thinks his brain is worth saving

Wew.

In Capitalism, only the strong survive, as Nature intended. This moron will certainly not survive.

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I'll give him a call to collect some jizz. If his brain is preserved there will be a big market for his seeds in the future. Forget bitcoin, get Kikejizz.

In all seriousness, he just seems like the kike shill that is promoting/selling this retarded process. They want people to follow his lead.

I wonder what happened to all those companies in the 80's that were freezing bodies and heads of millionaires in liquid nitrogen. Are they still active or did they go bankrupt?

Are you people stupid? He hasn't become an hero yet. His brain ins't sitting in some pickle jar as we write. He's merely on the wait list until the procedure is actually possible.

Still probably a fly by night company. That 10k is going to be blown on hookers and coke and the company will go under long before the faggot get to enter the matix to fuck his 2d waifu.

fucking kek
what an idiot

(((Altman)))

He's messing with goys. It's more propraganda to normalize assisted suicide.
This jew has no plans to kill himself kek

>In Capitalism, only the strong survive
Which is why the Rothschild's/jews are winning, and the white race are just beta cucks dying out

>He's merely on the wait list until the procedure is actually possible.

Yes, he literally paid ten thousand bucks to save his spot in the wait list to be killed and have his brain scooped out.

>Which is why the Rothschild's/jews are winning
Why are they always "winning" and never "won"? What's stopping them, I wonder?

>Sam Altman
>Altman
...its a fucking ruse, he feigns death to get out of some debt or something.
>trusting the jews

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This. He's throwing pocket change around, where his own business is funding start ups. "Putting his money where his mouth is" draws in more investors. He will more than quadruple that 10k in months. Guy is never going to be uploaded to the nerdnet.

Techies are all scum, just as bad as liberals and SJW’s.

So between race mixing, illegals storming in and breeding, people having pets not children, nerds killing themselves to be uploaded on the Internet, poisoned food water and air, a rouge government hell bent on destroying its population; how are we whites supposed to survive. Seems bleak some days.

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Using that picture is gold, its looks like he is booking a one way trip to jump in a gas chamber.

this is capitalism fault because? and how is this affecting your life?

(((Altmann)))

Nothing of value was lost

>The customer, alive, is hooked up to a machine and then injected with Nectome's embalming chemicals.

Am I the only one who thinks this could make for some next level snuff porn?

Because white civilisations are slowly dying into slavery. If they killed every white person to replace them with africans, it would be obvious

that's like saying capitalism has failed because people freeze themselves after they die, the dude obviously doesn't mean to do it right now but when the technology works. Jesus you fags are gullible.

>CAPITALISM
>HAS
>FAILED
na
and as a bonus
evolution is working great.

>paying 10k and killing yourself to become the next bonzai buddy
ishygddt

checked and keked

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Assuming it would be possible. Great idea to do it young when the software is in beta test mode. But it's scam obviously

I don't think that's possible, Jim.

God, the music in that scene...
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Some of Hirasawa's best work.

Unless your brain is uploaded in real time whilr you are concious it won’t be you

Good question

The concept of "you" is already murky at best.
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>tfw when you haven't achieved quantum immortality and depend on nigger-tier technology that will be destroyed when a guy with a shovel and a pair of Kevlar snips starts cutting the fiber.

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Imagine that is like the ultimate though.

They create a robot body mimicking as close as posisble a himan body.

You get old you imprint your brain in real time onto the robot body.. you map the robot brain completely.

You flip the switch(killing your human body).. does it work? All we would have to go on is what the person in the robot body says.

Uploading our brain onto the internet would make you insane

>Only the strong survive.

I think you mean only the greedy rich brats and their low-IQ human slave caste.

Capitalism is an affront to nature and the rich are more often than not nowhere near the peak of human strength.

A digital copy of you is not you unless they hook his brain up to a computer like in Robocop or some shit

This. Would be a digital clone at best.

Why did he pay so much? I'm sure there are millions of Americans who would have been put a bullet through his brain for free.

Extremely disgusting but isn't great that evolution is doing its job?

total horseshit. all they do is preserve your brain in the forlorn hope that at some point in the future scientists can map it. literally they pump you full of embalming fluid and freeze your brain for future research.

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I dont think its possible to preserve your current being, being an /x/fag, The concept of uploading your mind into a machine would create a seperate "you" but your "soul" would not carry over as it dies with your original self.

Sounds like cartoony war music. Fucking awful.

This is the future of inter galactic travel.

How do we get more leftist elites to sign up for this shit?

I sincerely hope this is a joke or a case of yellow journalism.

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It perfectly fits the scene.
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*SPOILER*
It's a world where the human subconscious and reality are merging and it's really fucking messy.

>boldest most successful entrepreneurs take ultimate risk to potentially expand human existence and experience.
>capitalism has succeeded.

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Well it’s uour memories is what makes you who you are.. it’s why when JOI died in 2049 she was dead forever as her memories were gone.

Now if your memories live on in a machine it could be uou but is it your consciousness or just a copy of you?

I would say you would be dead and that would be a copy

t. david icke and the reptilians

>A liberal moron kills himself
nothing new here

This has all happened before.

It's not when you copy paste data to cast it you are deleting the source. It's cloning and death cloning and death again and again

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while... but he will surely misplace it sooner or later.

Got lucky - got rich.... Darwinism took its proper course.

It's not about literal strength. Otherwise gorillas would've been the advanced species and not the humans. And yes, if you can manipulate your "Aryan Übermensch" you are stronger than him.

Still going, their clients were all very very rich, and many are still "making" money. They dont want to be poor when thawed out. So yeah, many are still doing very well

And on top of that, he needs to fulfill the legal condition of assisted suicide, like having a terminal ilness. Shit title.

What the fuck ever dude. its your choice, Hope you brain gets infected by the internet.

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A soul doesn’t exist..

If you mapped your brain in real time while concious and slowly transition to the robot body.. maybe that would work? All you would have to go on is what the new robot person says after you shut off th human body.

>it’s real I am really here in this robot body
>it worked I swear it!!
>this is me
>I have all my memories etc

Ok yeah but is it just a copy?

Pharaoh built a pyramid
CAPITALISM HAS FAILED!

Souls aren’t real.. like wtf is a soul? Do you float around in space and get deposited into a fetus?

Where's the proof that such an insane thing could ever be possible?

He had the right idea

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>early adopters
when will they learn?

and $10,000 is WAY to low for what their offering. they're basically selling the miracle of immortality. jack up that price so people think they're buying something premium

I think the most amusing thing about cryonics and now upload cultists is they actually think the future is going to be worth living in
Anyway whatever you think of it, it's a "rational" decision in that you gamble your paltry lifetime in the present for eternal life in the advanced future. But uploading is even worse than cryonics in that You aren't what's being saved

Can you imagine being stupid enough to allow a company to kill you and preserve your brain patterns in a computer?

First of all, what if he retains conciousness through the transfer? He's on a fucking hard drive, with no way to communicate. As long as the hard drive is powered, he'll be trapped in his own conciousness without the ability to kill himself and die a natural death, but neither will he know whether this is actually death or if the transfer succeeded.

Next time someone tells you that the rich deserve their billions because they're so smart, think of this.

He signed up to be on a list so if he has a terminal illness thy will be ready to do it for him.

It’s like throwing pennies away at the chance of maybe having your brain saved if you die

Memories are also extremely murky. You can easily create false memories in someone and people forget shit all the time.

When you look at a table, you aren't actually looking at it. Your eyes dart around and pick up bits of information. Your brain uses shortcuts for everything.
It says to itself "What do I know about the table?"
>Tables are roughly this shape
>It is made of brown wood
So it creates the image of a brown table for itself. Unless you're right up next to it and closely examining the grain of the wood, you don't actually process it.
What we see isn't what actually exists. It's what our brains decided to create as a representation of the world.

How has capitalism failed? If we are to take the jews out of it capitalism its pretty good system.

What do these retards think is going to happen to them once they get uploaded to a computer?
Do they think that the company is going to hire some programmers to make comfy heaven their emulations for them to live in for all eternity while someone else pays the power bill?
Does he think that he will be allowed to lounge around browsing the internet forever?

He is going to work and suffer for all eternity.
He will be ran though emulations of the worst hell imaginable and suffer more pain than the human brain can physically process simply for the entertainment of his captors.

There will be a thousand copies of him each in their own version of hell to gauge what the worst tortures imaginable are.
He will never develop immunities to the suffering because the second he gets slightly use to it and stops screaming as often, they will delete him and restore from his original copy so that it will be like the torturing is all fucking new to him because it will be. After a million years of suffering, a fresh copy will be uploaded and for all he knows its just the next day.

pic related is what he will be going though, except each ball is him.

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Just another literal nobody CEO of Jew inc. billionaire. Do those investors grow like mushrooms in bank vaults?

Yes I understand all that.. but if you lose all your memories your just a zombie and if you have to create new memories you are just a different person with the same genetics etc.

For instance a Alzheimer’s Patient who can no longer make new memories is a zombie a walking dead person

I hope all these people including Globalists do this and then we have a massive emp type event and they are all fried in their system.

By your definition we're all zombies.

For instance if Tom Cruise lots all his memories.. all of them would be still be Tom cruise? No

He would be some guy with Tom cruises genetics.

what's funny is the company he's using was meant to preserve the mins of terminally ill patients and requires you to have a doctor say you will die in 6 months to sign up. This faggot is just so up his own ass he's gong kill himself to do it even though it isn't even proven to work.

>Memories make you who you are
Memories are usually falsified

We make new memories and have a string of past memories to work off of.. so no we aren’t zombies

Revelation 9:6

Death may be a problem for the human condition, but it is hardly the worst of our problems. The other is far more insidious.

However, fix one without the other and the result I can only describe as hell.

Still that’s what we are.. if you have no memories you aren’t who you were... my Tom cruise example

Every time we recall a memory we re-remember it. It's like saving a jpg with shitty compression over and over again. It's why witnesses are hilariously inaccurate and everyone spews bullshit on a daily basis. We really are delusional fabricated creatures, we're like computers with components made of ice cream.

These do not contradict each other

Yeah, this ain't gonna end up happening.

How does this make capitalism fail? Last time I checked our society isn't in ruins.

We can create right now a robot that thinks it is Sam Altman and we don't even need Sam Altman's memories. We don't even need more than Commondore 64, we just need 8 bits of storage where robot says i am Sam Altman. Basically only Sam Altman knows how Sam Altman is, so nobody will know the difference.

No it's not.

Memories aren't real. They are a rough simulation of what your brain believes. None of it is an accurate representation of the Universe.

If we want to get right down to it, we're just really advanced worms. Did you know your intestines have as many neurons as your brain and spine? Our "consciousness" is literally just a tool to keep our digestive system alive.

There is a great episode of star trek TNG where they thaw out a rich guy and he is pissed to learn the technology of the future has rendered money obsolete since replicators can make anything for free and energy is so abundant it is free.

>tfw we will soon be able to connect our brains to the internet so we will be able to browse Sup Forums forever

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what even is consciousness?

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You could wipe my memories over and over and in the end I will still come to the conclusion that the Kikes need to be genocided.

>he still doesn't know about the Moravec Transfer

My wife’s grandmother had alzheimbers and what is funny is as her mind reached its limit, she couldn’t remember anything.. she was suddenly remembering things about her childhood. She thought she was a little girl and was talking about her childhood home.

It made me wonder.. all those very very week synapsis in your brain,, those things you learned so long ago.. is it possible once the stronger connections have been cut does that then make your ability to remember those weaker connections possible?

So for example if you mapped a brain would all those memories we can’t recall but have locked in our brains, would they then be accessible?

My guess is probaly not as most of our memories are pruned.. idk just wondering

... it's almost like there was a game about this exact subject.

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how would you scroll and refresh? you need some kind of digital control panel to not just stare at the google homepage for eternity

Found the P-zombie

then a power outage appears

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rich and dumb
fml