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Who are the JoJo characters you want to marry the most?

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Jolyne

All of them

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>not wanting to be his first lady

Did I stutter?

If Gappy has 4 balls does that mean he has twice the cum? Pls respond

yes

Am I the only one who noticed Jobin got his necklace back for a single page?

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What the fuck is Araki's problem? Lucy is 14.

Lucy looks at least 16

Either one of pic related.
Or both. I'm sure if you taped a bunch of rocks together to the body parts it might look vaguely human again.
I did I was updating the Jobin changes tracker again considering I found the original on twitter.
I'll need to dig out the user who made the better Speed King one too.

first for Velcro man

Help me. I can't stop thinking about Kakyoin. Ever since I finished watching and reading Stardust Crusaders he's all I've been thinking about. I think I've actually fallen in love. Why must I suffer like this?

I'm sorry. Killing yourself is the only way of getting rid of such shit taste.

Please don't bully thanks

>Choose one character except Giorno and click the image.

Choose one.

As long as you don't like Jotaro x Kakyoin you're forgiven.
There's a few girls missing here, I can't choose any of these

Always

Of course not. I'm not a cuck

>Jolyne
It should be pretty easy for her honestly, she'd just be able to hide it by making part of her body do the string thing, or she could possibly just reach around them in the same way.

I forgive you, don't kill yourself.

I want to shit in Kakyoin's mouth

y-you too, user.

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I haven't caught up with 8, but here are my thoughts so far.

7>5>4>6>3>2>1

Am I a shit?

If you care about the opinions of others you are indeed a shit.

How was Diego's horse moving with him in stopped time?

I wish I had a stand but I can't decide on a power. How do you do it?

More often than not it's based on your personality, so unless you have none or a lackluster one it should be easy to know what your powers should be.

He was touching it I guess

That's pretty close to mine, I'd just bump 4 up to second place and switch 5 and 6.

I mean, it's hard to judge when it's myself.

I know what you mean.
Just take the most prominent part of your personality and try to make that some supernatural power.

Maybe the horse is part of his stand.

I just have a question. Why do you like him so much?
And since when have you felt like that? If you don't mind

I'm in love with his personality, the looks are a bonus
I like how polite he is and how clever he can be

Since the chapters with The Hanged Man, where he helped Polnareff.

based hairposter

I meant for how long you've liked him in that way but okay.

o-oh

A couple months ago, I guess.

Kakyoin suffered a lot from being an underused character. Some dislike him and other characters like Caesar, for example, for that reason. It's nice when people who like those characters (who are regarded as shit) list legitimate reasons to like them.

I can't think of anything specific. Lots of panic and desperation lately especially, I keep trying to find new methods of escapism. Lately when I watch anime I just feel angry and jealous and sad because I wish I was cute like the characters in it. I'm very scared of aging and the future and I spend a lot of my time thinking and worrying about it without actually doing anything because I'm too busy worrying. I feel like I'm always chasing little bits from the past that felt nice and trying to return to times like that. I wish I was a cute little 2D girl or girly boy that never had to age and that I was taken care of so I wouldn't have to worry about anything and I could finally relax without worrying about wasting time anymore. I wish I was a little boy again, or just younger at the very least. When I have to go outside I try to be as polite and timid as possible in an attempt to come off cute or at least sad enough as a person so that no one would want to be mean to me or give me any kind of trouble. I thought "Cygnus" might be cool as a name, I've been listening to youtube.com/watch?v=9QQ1T-ikBQQ a lot.

>I'm very scared of aging and the future and I spend a lot of my time thinking and worrying about it
Straizo get out of this thread

No

Highway To Hell

I am such a fucking retard. I only just now realized that Thoth is based on the Book of Thoth,
which is the name of a deck of tarot cards that could supposedly predict the future if you read them right

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Reading that part made me feel guilty.

How come Okuyasu's Stand's power is sending things to the void? How does that fit in with his personality?

he's so absentminded he turns small parts of reality into nothing just like his mind turns his thoughts into nothing.

Why didn't okuyasu just erase his dad?

Because it would be too much emotionally for Okuyasu.

I think it's like this. Okuyasu is brash and hotheaded giving him the potential to be strong, but he's too stupid to put it to good use. His stand is like an extension of that part of himself, banishing things to the void being really fucking powerful by stand standards, but again it doesn't get put to good use.

I want to give Jotaro the Steely Dan treatment and fuck him senseless

I want to give Anonymous #164204155 the Steely Dan treatment and punch him through a wall

I want to get fucked by Steely Dan

>Fugo
He must've done it somehow already

I want to motorboat Steely Dan's bara titties

Can't you just knock them out?

I want Dan of Steel to share his pain with me

He's just that stupid.

>any character with a Stand
I distract the guards and use my Stand to carry the lighter outside.

That depends on the range, though.
Plus, they'd see the lighter floating.

That's why I distract the guards so they don't notice the lighter.

IF THEY'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE PART 5 ANIME THEN WE'LL FUCKING MAKE IT OURSELVES.

GET TO WORK

what can a bunch of autists do?

have you even seen what Sup Forums can manage to do

Lucy Steele or Holly Joestar.


Obvously also pic related

They're really good at embarrassing themselves

>what can a bunch of autists do?

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It turns out that Araki Asami was at the Bvlgari x Araki collaboration store the other day.

Is Dio a good boy?

Kakyoin is shit! let's be friends

I want to shove doll Kakyoin up my asshole

delete this thank you very much

I want to torture and humiliate Jotaro the way Steely Dan did

I want Steely Dan to humiliate me sexually

>14 Years old
>Look like 25 Years old supermodel

Jotaro is the best JoJo.

I want Steely Dan to humiliate Jotaro sexually

There're already lots of fanfiction about that.

But how many doujinshi?

More than you can imagine

I seriously want Polnareff to fuck me with his flat-top hair.

Why the fuck is Kakyoin's character song so sad?

Steely Dan has a micropenis, it's why his stand is so small. He'd barely be able to get past Jotaro's cheeks.
>Yare yare is it even in yet

Even better

The truth hurts, I know.

I imagine 0.
>spoiler
that's fucking hot, I got a boner thanks

Is it gay if I want to fuck Old Joseph more than Young Joseph?
He's one foxy grandpa

Because he died

Is Jojo you fuckers first anime or something?

It's the only anime that matters

>ywn be kissed by Gappy
why even live

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Are you people seriously getting off on shitposting about Steely Dan's lacklustre penis-size