/ptg/ President Trump General - Literally (Shining) Hitler('s Boots) Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04
>Tucker: Men in America pt2 3/14/18
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/2nd Lady/IrishPM @Shamrock Bowl 3/15/18
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>Pres Trump/Irish PM Varadkar @ Friends of Ireland luncheon 3/15/18
youtu.be/5f9ztw_WQa0
>Pres Trump meets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
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>Pres Trump greets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
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>AG Sessions @Chief of Police Forum 3/15/18
youtu.be/1mKkW-HfTM0
>NatlSec Space Program Budget hearing 3/15/18
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>EUCOM/NATO Comm Gen Scaparrottii @House on Euro security 3/15/18
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>NSA/USCyberCom Nominee LtGen Nakasone @Senate 3/15/18
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>VASec Shulkin Budget hearing 3/15/18
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>NSA LTG McMaster Briefing on Syria 3/15/18
youtu.be/D9e8VVYk9Kg
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/15/18
youtu.be/hNdhoVW6Rhw
>DefDep Press Brief (Dana) 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442651-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/15/18
youtu.be/arpX1qfBljg
>Heather talks to "Last Men in Aleppo" 3/15/18
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>WH Video: Cabinet @Senate Infrastructure Hearing 3/15/18
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>WH Video: POTUS in Missouri 3/15/18
youtu.be/6P8tiSLKFzc
>James OKeefe on CSPAN Wash Journal 3/15/18
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MAGA

Make s'more white babies.

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HILLARY JUST FRACTURED HER WRIST

Here anons, to counter that "based blue dawgs meme". The best democrats has a voting record worst than any republican by much.

1/4

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Reminder that I am still baking, for the time being. Ignore all intentional split threads

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Only have sex with your wife after marriage

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Nice Trump related edition, fucking hypocrite.

SAUCE
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/hillary-clinton-fractures-hand-on-india-trip/articleshow/63331426.cms

that image grabbed my attention

>288

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What if someone bakes before you do? At that point, are they splitting or are you the splitter?

>Gary Johnson can't pronounce gaffe
twitter.com/smod4real/status/972977475864084480

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2/4. The main difference is that one is complete the other is half, and then two copies with the mention to a bible versicle cut out for those who prefer it that way

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Eva is a disease what do you expect

3/4

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I actually love all our anons and autistic bakers
Chink is probably the hottest though of the bakers

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>Has trump
>Not trump related
Want me to make one about french cheese? People have no problem with those

Somebody dump Joes. I remember he has the biggest autistic meltown over the Lori murderer.

>The national debt exceeded $21 trillion for the first time on Thursday, a little more than six months after it hit first $20 trillion on Sept. 8.

>The national debt was $21.031 trillion on Thursday. The government releases total debt figures each business day, but it lags by one day.

>Federal borrowing has been on the rise again since February, when Congress passed legislation to suspend the debt ceiling. That move allowed the government to borrow as much as it needs to fund the activities approved by Congress.

When will someone take a true axe to governemnt and cut it down to bare bones

none of you are real people

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4/4

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*blocks your nukes*

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MAGA

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CNN: "And that's a good thing!"

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n-no bully!

See
Fucking Jew complained about awoobaka using some irrelevant image for an edition one time for 9 months afterwards and here he's doing the same shit

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why are people fighting? can't we just sleep this one out? it's time I think we took a nap. You agree. let's go.

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James Madison was 5'4, 100lbs.

i'm at work, user. I can't sleep

Now remember this before thinking "well, better a blue dog than a bad republican". Also, re: Nevada
> Heller has the second best discrepancy in record between his state result and his voting record.

He voted everything Trump except the Russian Sanction (that the whole senate voted)

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Everyone at the DOJ has to be fired and federal law enforcement turned over to the JAG corps until a new cabinet department can be created to handle federal law enforcement, preferably from JAG veterans and non-Obama/Clinton connected prosecutors and paralegals.

I am to

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When you consider he bakes 20 before the bump limit he's splitting himself

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>Hitler
>virtual soccer
>shoes

NICE TRUMP RELATED EDITION.

Go For It, that's how you become real!!

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Would you a chink?

post one big collage

>he didn't become a cute animu girl after the inauguration

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I don't think it matters user.
The voters don't seem to care.

JUST

Waterfox?

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/eva split/

Scroll down to posts from 2017. He split his own thread before.

How goes the quest to become the motivational sleep poster?

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I likeit

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James Madison is in a $5000 bill.

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now I'm really confused, I thought you were a computer simulation, are you gaining sentience?

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I'm becoming less human over time, but human regardless.

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He has cool voice

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reminder that obama literally double the debt we had, as a nation, since it's founding, in just 8 years

>votes with the republicans half the time

But that's exactly what a blue dog is, you're assuming a democrat should vote with the republicans as though they're the same party.

Are ancient Egyptians white enough for /ptg/?

Has anyone been able to tell if illegal labor was used?

I'm real.

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>Can I get change for a five thousand?

Be a shame of the mods started cracking down on threads like they did during PA-18.

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Woodrow Wilson is in a $100,000 bill.

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>>tarkanian still running for CD3, just not senator
>>people are mad that Trump is trying to win this thing
>I hope you convince your parents to fall in line and not be the shifty fucktards that enable what should easily be a red state in every election to once again cuck out to the californian minority just because right wingers keep splitting their fucking votes

Working on it. Tarkanian had no choice and Heller is turning around.

One thing to worry about is the Californian's moving in. We're seeing a surge and they tend to be stubborn and vote blue even though they fled a liberal shithole. Not to mention the amount of Mexicans that live in Las Vegas. Still, District 4 which has North Las Vegas but tons of the rurals. District 1 will always be democrat since it is focused right in Las Vegas around the Strip, and any tourists will be familiar with how shitty things are around their. CD 3 is Henderson, which is a much nicer area. As long as you avoid the Boulder Highway area.

This is the collage user. They're all the same pic with small variations

you're the one who said I was on that quest baka. Are you one of the strange folk harassing my fellow sleep posters?

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>fundamentally transforms america
kept his campaign promise

Blacks aren't people.

SMASH THE KIKES!

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>The bridge project began in 2013 under Obama's TIGER stimulus.
>"Instant" bridge
>FIVE FUCKING YEARS to build.
>LASTS FOR FIVE FUCKING DAYS.

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we were promised big news from that average body-builder who sounds like a fag today. nothing happened tho i guess

neither are you

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thats a bear

I've met blacks who I'd consider real people, you must not have met many.

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Is any of us real?
Or are we all just Russian bot's talking to each other?

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France, Germany and the UK have proposed new sanctions targeting Iran in an apparent attempt to keep the US within the 2015 nuclear agreement

So by threatening to exit the JCPOA "Iran deal" Trump has forced the European nations to draft additional sanctions against Iran. Doing so accomplishes the same effect or better than simply leaving the existing deal.


>"We will therefore be circulating in the coming days a list of persons and entities that we believe should be targeted in view of their publicly demonstrated roles," the document said, referring to the people involved in the Iranian missile program and support of the Syrian government, as reported by Reuters.

>reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-iran-eu-exclusive/european-powers-propose-new-iran-sanctions-to-meet-trump-ultimatum-idUSKCN1GS2A7

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Salmon P. Chase is in a 10,000 dollar bill.
>Who the fuck is SPC?

>Salmon Portland Chase (January 13, 1808 – May 7, 1873) was an American politician and jurist who served as the sixth Chief Justice of the United States. He also served as the 23rd Governor of Ohio, represented Ohio in the United States Senate, and served as the 25th United States Secretary of the Treasury.

- The Chase National Bank, a predecessor of Chase Manhattan Bank which is now JPMorgan Chase, was named in his honor, though he had no financial affiliation with it.

- After Chase's death in 1873, the Supreme Court established a tradition that a newly deceased Justice's chair and the front of the bench where the Justice sat will be draped with black wool crêpe, with black crêpe hung over the Court's entrance.[35]

- In May 1865, Chase was elected a 3rd class companion of the Military Order of the Loyal Legion of the United States (MOLLUS). MOLLUS was an organization of Union officers who had served in the Civil War which allowed distinguished civilians who had supported the Union cause to join as 3rd class companions. Chase was one of the first to receive this honor and was assigned MOLLUS insignia number 46.

Among his most prominent decisions while on the court were:

Texas v. White (74 U.S. 700), 1869, in which he asserted that the Constitution provided for a permanent union, composed of indestructible states, while allowing some possibility of divisibility "through revolution, or through consent of the States";[27][28]
Veazie Banks v. Fenno (75 U.S 533), 1869, upholding banking legislation of the Civil War that imposed a 10% tax on state banknotes; and
Hepburn v. Griswold (75 U.S. 603), 1870, which declared certain parts of the legal tender acts to be unconstitutional. When the legal tender decision was reversed after the appointment of new Justices, in 1871 and 1872 (Legal Tender Cases, 79 U.S. 457), Chase prepared a very able dissenting opinion.

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Reminder that I will be baking next

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>democrats literally willing to burn the country to the ground if it means they can fuck whitey over
>claim that republicans refusing to increase the deficit when Obama was president is the same shit

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Lemme just ask a question of everyone here. Does ANY other baker cause this much drama or is as universally hated as Eva?

Niggers aren't people.

I support this decision.

big if true

I've met dogs I'd consider people too but they aren't.

Imagine each citizen granted a 58k dole from the government.

None of this is real. It's just a dream before heaven.

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I think I'm being uploaded from india or china, hopefully I'm an american bot. I don't really think russia did those things.

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I'm back

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Please do.

Fixing Portugal's Laziness

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YES WE CAN

Reminder that I WON'T be baking.

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Literally every single election in Nevada should be Republican except for Vegas. It doesn't go that way because fucking cucks vote for the American Independents, or the Libertarians or Evan fucking McMuffin in 2016

Nevada is by far the most aggravating state in the Union because it seems by design that the 47% of the population that is liberal can hijack the state because the 53% that isn't can't seem to get with the fucking plan

>implying you left

He simultaneously bitches about meta drama while starting it at the same time. I wouldn't even care if he at least didn't act like such a hypocrite.

well done

sleep little wolf thingy

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really helping out my existential crisis here buddy, thanks for that

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>stabbed someone over a mixtape

AJ in 10000 bill
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Correct. I am the ultimate Russian hacker bot. Cyka-bylat pattern.

You haven't met enough.

Say something controversial to see if it bypasses any Indian or Chinese filter.

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not all blacks are niggers. some were selectively breeded to be smart, strong, and care about the direction their people are to be led in - niggers have it difficult, they're led around by the libs as much as women