Well Sup Forums, would you join the SOS brigade?

Well Sup Forums, would you join the SOS brigade?

Depends, do I have a choice? Because I would either way.

You'd have to be even more idiotic than Haruhi to not join tbqh

No.

Only after Sighs, she's too chaotic before that.

You don't really get a choice in the matter, either she wants you in or she doesn't.

Only so I could hit on Yuki.

Under the condition that she has to pleasure me sexually whenever I want to. Knowing her, she'll agree.

>I'll not do that, but that's what mikuru-chan is for!

That wouldn't go very well would it

I would join the literature club

Yeah, this. Though if she wanted me, I'd willingly and eagerly play along because it's more interesting than the alternatives. And if they took applications for some strange reason, I'd be among the first to try.

She wants you in what?

>proceeds to film amateur porn for the next festival

Fuck, she could say that too. I don't wanna force Mikuru, I'm out.

Careful, you'll get killed by Asakura if you ever hurt her in any way

Fuck that.
I'll just try to make Tsuruya my wife.

What would your role be if you joined?

Reminder:
Slider > Alien > Esper > Time Traveler

Kyon > Slider > Alien > Esper > Time Traveler
Reminder that Kyon is best boy

Time traveler could be good if Mikuru wasn't the worst character

Kyon is shit.

Pleasing Haruhi sexually.

You're a horny one aren't you

She'd probably break you in 5 minutes, are you willing to take that risk?

harli

Of course not. Madoka guide me!

If he breaks, I volunteer to take his place until I meet the same fate.

I would never join a club that accepts people like me.

Imouto > Kyon > Slider > Alien > Esper > Time Traveler

I approve of this message

Nope. I've never done an extra-curricular activity in my life and I don't plan on starting now.

Only if I get to cuddle with Haruhi for like 20 minutes then I can die happy

Soon

According to Kyon Miyokichi is best girl

>Join a club run by a crazy bitch who tells everyone to fuck off, and where the only other members are a sarcastic asshole, a mute, a creepy faggot, and a useless idiot who does nothing but cry constantly

Nah

>risk
That sounds fantastic.

TBQH getting accepted into the SOS Brigade would be the only definite way to save myself from suicide. Anyone have the Haruhi for Plebs copypasta/image handy?

Case in point, I will probably get a temp ban for this post because the powers that be can't tell the difference between a mobile carrier and a static ip. So they hammer me for ban evasion when I was never banned. W-would Haruhi and Kyon save my world b-by overloading it w-with fun? Save me from d-deletion by the Integrated Data Sentient Entity? Or just go to the park with me, at least?

I need to believe in Santa Claus again. I have seen how many people are in a baseball stadium, extrapolated how inconcievably huge the population of the world is and know I'm not special, interesting or fun. I am a faceless nobody. The world is grey. Haruhi please save me, you're my only hope. Your true power is breaking through all this...you are not God, you are more powerful.

We are the children of man! Madoka is the true god of man!

I have bigger problems.

kyon deserved that tbf

Was disappearance such a flop they decided not to touch series ever again, or was novel really that bad outside of adapted part? Remember having a blast watching it back then, went in expecting your typical slife of life too.

I thought it was really fucking boring.

Only if she lets me fuck her in the bunnysuit

The movie was a success, the writer is mostly at fault for not writing more new novels

You can’t really join the SoS brigade unless you’re part of the kami keikaku (a.k.a you’re an oddity) or Haruhi’s insterested in you (you’re Kyon rival).

So tell me, what oddity would you be or rather, would you dare to ntr Kyon?

I would join in a heartbeat and I would usurp god.

Stop being a faggot, change comes from you. Haruhi is just a symbol of this change.

post yfw its a haruhi thread

I don't know why I have this.

...

Disappearance printed money. The following novels printed money too. Tanigawa got the money and decided he'd buy coke with it for the rest of his life. The end.

>fapping to haruhi is a sin

Shut up mom, I'm gonna fap to haruhi anyway!

It would be an exhausting experience, but worth it in the end.

This image will forever be associated in my mind with BANDIT, SOUL LEVEL 99

Reminder that you are NOT allowed to post in this thread unless you can do the whole yukai dance at a 50% faster tempo

I could be part of the computer club which is almost SoS brigade. At least you get to get abused by Haruhi every now and then

Kyon-kun denwa

My nuts aren't ready for the drainage this will bring.

>there will never be another season of haruhi or lucky star ever again

Just fucking kill me

Perhaps a rewatch is in order

>dare to ntr Kyon?
Kyon can't even admit he's interested, he can get left behind.

Huh?

Wrong clubroom

No, Haruhi's a bitch, Yuki is autistic, Koizumi is a fag, Kyon's a cynic and Mikuru is an airhead
I'd rather join the dweebs in the mahjong club or whatever they have in Japan

I would like to have the god powers that Kyon has where everything works out to make my life more interesting.

Well luckily I'm an Esper so I can join her fantasy club

You can join my club.

Step on me Harli-sama

that's god's fault.

Can't we be friends?

go away frog poster

Literally indescribable expression.

"I knew Haruhi was standing behind me because of the simultaneous feeling of terror and glee I felt."

fug haruhi looks great in this scene

Only if I get S3.