/ptg/ President Trump General - "Yes, Globalist, However..." Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/EWs6jTa6
pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04
>Tucker: Men in America pt2 3/14/18
youtu.be/wP33T4KjR3c

NEW APPEARANCES
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Irish PM Varadkar to WH 3/16/18
youtu.be/RsTBJA18Ws8
>DepSoS Sullivan meets JPN FM Kono 3/16/18
youtu.be/yfmMJYzlIRg
>DepSoS Sullivan meets SoKo FM 3/16/18
youtu.be/H8pwoZzvGFQ
>HHSSec Azar @Natl Assoc of Comm Health Centers 3/16/18
youtu.be/FoefD7TE31k
>StateDep Readout: Heather w/AssSoS Evanoff 3/16/18
youtu.be/kD0pSbkCgNA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Leg Affairs Dir Short 3/16/18
youtu.be/BhZ83UP7yTo
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/2nd Lady/IrishPM @Shamrock Bowl 3/15/18
youtu.be/VGhnAmFC5dY
>Pres Trump/Irish PM Varadkar @ Friends of Ireland luncheon 3/15/18
youtu.be/5f9ztw_WQa0
>Pres Trump meets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
youtu.be/pRuOHm2bx-s
>Pres Trump greets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
youtu.be/-E3Lv81Jz_s
>AG Sessions @Chief of Police Forum 3/15/18
youtu.be/1mKkW-HfTM0
>NatlSec Space Program Budget hearing 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442615-1/
>EUCOM/NATO Comm Gen Scaparrottii @House on Euro security 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442614-1/
>NSA/USCyberCom Nominee LtGen Nakasone @Senate 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442611-1/
>VASec Shulkin Budget hearing 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442623-1/
>NSA LTG McMaster Briefing on Syria 3/15/18
youtu.be/D9e8VVYk9Kg

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
prev

Attached: state of union clap.jpg (4882x3255, 1.32M)

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/IanMargol/status/974039768219750401
archive.fo/PwhBs
twitter.com/DoggoJunior/status/974764261992906752
ice.gov/news/releases/human-smuggler-tennessee-sentenced-south-texas-4-years-federal-prison-using
ice.gov/news/releases/2-south-texas-women-charged-transporting-4-mexican-national-minors-us
ice.gov/news/releases/ice-arrests-toa-alta-woman-partner-production-child-pornography
ice.gov/news/releases/west-texas-man-sentenced-more-27-years-federal-prison-producing-child-pornography
ice.gov/news/releases/missouri-man-sentenced-10-years-federal-prison-distributing-child-pornography
ice.gov/news/releases/twice-deported-mexican-man-east-texas-convicted-drug-trafficking-immigration
ice.gov/news/releases/5-south-texas-men-sentenced-11½-35-years-federal-prison-following-their-conviction
ice.gov/news/releases/ice-removes-guyanese-national-wanted-murder
ice.gov/news/releases/232-illegal-aliens-arrested-during-ice-operation-northern-california
hsgac.senate.gov/media/majority-media/committee-advances-dhs-reauthorization-bill
hsgac.senate.gov/media/majority-media/johnson-statement-on-the-house-right-to-try-vote
hsgac.senate.gov/media/majority-media/chairman-johnson-releases-interim-report-including-strzok-page-fbi-text-messages
hsgac.senate.gov/media/majority-media/senator-johnson-reveals-new-fbi-text-messages
hsgac.senate.gov/media/minority-media/mccaskill-launches-new-resource-for-missouri-veterans-targeted-by-home-loan-scams
hsgac.senate.gov/media/minority-media/mccaskill-teva-is-stonewalling-a-senate-investigation
hsgac.senate.gov/media/minority-media/breaking-fema-puerto-rico-recovery-food-supplier-appears-to-have-plagiarized-proposal-for-156-million-contractmccaskill-and-senators-call-for-answers
hsgac.senate.gov/media/minority-media/mccaskill-demands-answers-over-immigration-system-that-mistakenly-approved-citizenship-applications-issued-green-cards
justice.gov/opa/pr/alabama-resident-and-ringleader-multi-million-dollar-stolen-identity-tax-refund-fraud-schemes
justice.gov/opa/pr/pennsylvania-hospital-and-cardiology-group-agree-pay-2075-million-settle-allegations
justice.gov/opa/pr/alabama-man-pleads-guilty-attempting-provide-material-support-isis
justice.gov/opa/pr/individual-pleads-guilty-attempting-provide-material-support-isis
justice.gov/opa/pr/19-members-and-associates-tennessee-mongols-motorcycle-gang-charged-racketeering-conspiracy
justice.gov/opa/pr/nebraska-man-sentenced-prison-viewing-child-pornography
justice.gov/opa/pr/new-york-city-correction-department-investigator-convicted-transporting-receiving-and
justice.gov/opa/pr/former-defense-contractor-convicted-unlawfully-retaining-classified-information
youtube.com/watch?v=2zcVnNwAHys
breastcancer.org/research-news/soy-may-turn-on-genes-linked-to-cancer
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

MAGA

Attached: trump_pimpin.png (1181x787, 763K)

Attached: djt_pimpc.png (600x600, 410K)

Attached: 1521157993043.jpg (600x429, 56K)

I AM SO SICK OF CAPTCHA

>Trump likes rough sex
i can believe it

twitter.com/IanMargol/status/974039768219750401

/pol gets destroyed by these powerful women.

Attached: 1490214391565.png (623x685, 447K)

>Dominoes
>"Order 2 things for $6 each!"
>$12
>"lol delivery charge"
>well that's okay I didn't want to drive through town anyway
>"lol taxes"
>Yeah...I guess..
>"lol tip"
>hm...
>$20 by the time it is all said and done
>for Bread, Cheese, a couple tablespoons of sauce, and an ounce of meat/Veggies

Attached: 1518420529649.png (354x367, 278K)

trusting you

No Soy Boys

Attached: IMG_4FE99F433A34-1.jpg (1125x2436, 1.28M)

You should see how the repubs would feel about religion if it weren't their's.

>buy my pass

t. gookmoot

Attached: 226265498.jpg (700x700, 69K)

>

Attached: 1510320565018.jpg (559x456, 76K)

Attached: Best Sex.png (406x497, 366K)

MAGA

that goblina on the right tho

>Dominoes
there's your problem

>he didn't get a burger for dinner

Attached: trump laugh.jpg (696x800, 147K)

GOOKMOOT

Attached: MAGA_fuck.jpg (593x520, 105K)

>daddie i want it NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Attached: crocodile tears.webm (640x320, 396K)

they look like high schoolers for some reason

as poster I cant see what happened...

2nd amendment RIPPED in one image

Attached: 1495613246280.jpg (2048x1536, 378K)

>being this obsessed with Trump’s sex habits
Why is the left so degenerate?

Attached: E2D093BF-9EF2-4080-A17B-12ECAB7D7229.jpg (690x460, 49K)

thumbnail

>BREAKING!
>BREAKING!
>BREAKING!
>BREAKING!

sorry for repost you need to see this!!


HOLY SHIT THIS KID MADE THE NEWS!!! His friend got suspended for refusing to walk out for the protest and he doxed himself here! He tried to delete but everyone had already saved the suspension papers with the info. Now it's on Fox LMAO!


archive.fo/PwhBs

archive.fo/PwhBs

twitter.com/DoggoJunior/status/974764261992906752

Attached: walkout.png (1499x401, 203K)

>eating the greasy tomato sauce meme
faggot

Attached: suspended.png (1902x1242, 1.21M)

#rapeinspo

Selected @ICEgov News
>For Additional News - ice.gov/news/overview
HUMAN TRAFFICKING
>Human smuggler from Tennessee sentenced in South Texas to 4 years in federal prison for using aftermarket wooden boxes to transport illegal aliens
ice.gov/news/releases/human-smuggler-tennessee-sentenced-south-texas-4-years-federal-prison-using
>2 South Texas women (spics) charged with transporting 4 Mexican national minors into the US
ice.gov/news/releases/2-south-texas-women-charged-transporting-4-mexican-national-minors-us

CHILD EXPLOITATION
>ICE arrests Toa Alta woman, partner for production child pornography
ice.gov/news/releases/ice-arrests-toa-alta-woman-partner-production-child-pornography
>West Texas man (spic) sentenced to more than 27 years in federal prison for producing child pornography
ice.gov/news/releases/west-texas-man-sentenced-more-27-years-federal-prison-producing-child-pornography
>Missouri man sentenced to 10 years in federal prison for distributing child pornography
ice.gov/news/releases/missouri-man-sentenced-10-years-federal-prison-distributing-child-pornography

NARCOTICS
>Twice-deported Mexican man in East Texas convicted of drug trafficking, immigration violations
ice.gov/news/releases/twice-deported-mexican-man-east-texas-convicted-drug-trafficking-immigration
>5 South Texas men (read Spics) sentenced to 11½ to 35 years in federal prison following their conviction on synthetic narcotics, firearms charges
ice.gov/news/releases/5-south-texas-men-sentenced-11½-35-years-federal-prison-following-their-conviction

DEPORTATIONS
>ICE removes Guyanese national wanted for murder
ice.gov/news/releases/ice-removes-guyanese-national-wanted-murder
>232 illegal aliens arrested during ICE operation in Northern Commiefornia
ice.gov/news/releases/232-illegal-aliens-arrested-during-ice-operation-northern-california

Attached: 1501873157011.jpg (582x543, 117K)

>Stormy Daniels' lawyer alleges there are many women who enjoyed rough sex with President Trump; with stories similar to his client's
>lawyer alleges there are many women who enjoyed rough sex with President Trump
>there are many women who enjoyed rough sex with President Trump
>many women
>enjoyed rough sex
>with President Trump
Glad I voted for a man that can please a woman.

they need to know

Attached: schiff_cock_matrix2.png (1200x621, 718K)

Attached: 103.png (601x604, 513K)

Attached: repostpaper.png (1466x287, 71K)

Selected Homeland Security & Governmental Affairs News
>For Additional News - hsgac.senate.gov/media/
MAJORITY NEWS
>Committee Advances DHS Reauthorization Bill
hsgac.senate.gov/media/majority-media/committee-advances-dhs-reauthorization-bill
>Johnson Statement on the House Right to Try Vote
hsgac.senate.gov/media/majority-media/johnson-statement-on-the-house-right-to-try-vote
>Chairman Johnson Releases Interim Report Including Strzok-Page FBI Text Messages
hsgac.senate.gov/media/majority-media/chairman-johnson-releases-interim-report-including-strzok-page-fbi-text-messages
>Senator Johnson Reveals New FBI Text Messages
hsgac.senate.gov/media/majority-media/senator-johnson-reveals-new-fbi-text-messages


MINORITY NEWS
>McCaskill Launches New Resource for Missouri Veterans Targeted by Home Loan Scams
hsgac.senate.gov/media/minority-media/mccaskill-launches-new-resource-for-missouri-veterans-targeted-by-home-loan-scams
>McCaskill: Teva is Stonewalling a Senate Investigation
hsgac.senate.gov/media/minority-media/mccaskill-teva-is-stonewalling-a-senate-investigation
>BREAKING: FEMA Puerto Rico Recovery Food Supplier Appears to Have Plagiarized Proposal for $156 Million Contract—McCaskill and Senators Call for Answers
hsgac.senate.gov/media/minority-media/breaking-fema-puerto-rico-recovery-food-supplier-appears-to-have-plagiarized-proposal-for-156-million-contractmccaskill-and-senators-call-for-answers
>McCaskill Demands Answers Over Immigration System That Mistakenly Approved Citizenship Applications, Issued Green Cards
hsgac.senate.gov/media/minority-media/mccaskill-demands-answers-over-immigration-system-that-mistakenly-approved-citizenship-applications-issued-green-cards

Attached: 1502390737176.jpg (375x446, 32K)

>Why is the left so degenerate?
it's part of the definition of being a leftist

I remember that thread

>American Education

Hopefully, this will wake up the parents and they will homeschool their kids

>Porn actress confirms: President is sex god
So at what point is this supposed to look bad for Trump?

Attached: image.png (438x819, 560K)

Selected News From @TheJusticeDept
>For Additional News - justice.gov/news
FRAUD
>Alabama Resident and Ringleader of Multi-Million Dollar Stolen Identity Tax Refund Fraud Schemes Sentenced to 30 Years in Prison
justice.gov/opa/pr/alabama-resident-and-ringleader-multi-million-dollar-stolen-identity-tax-refund-fraud-schemes
>Pennsylvania Hospital and Cardiology Group Agree to Pay $20.75 Million to Settle Allegations of Kickbacks and Improper Financial Relationships
justice.gov/opa/pr/pennsylvania-hospital-and-cardiology-group-agree-pay-2075-million-settle-allegations

TERRORISM
>Alabama Man Pleads Guilty to Attempting to Provide Material Support to ISIS
justice.gov/opa/pr/alabama-man-pleads-guilty-attempting-provide-material-support-isis
>Individual Pleads Guilty to Attempting to Provide Material Support to ISIS
justice.gov/opa/pr/individual-pleads-guilty-attempting-provide-material-support-isis

PEDO, DRUG, AND HUMAN TRAFFKIKING ARRESTS
>19 Members and Associates of Tennessee Mongols Motorcycle Gang Charged With Racketeering Conspiracy Including Murder and Kidnapping
justice.gov/opa/pr/19-members-and-associates-tennessee-mongols-motorcycle-gang-charged-racketeering-conspiracy
>Nebraska Man Sentenced to Prison for Viewing Child Pornography
justice.gov/opa/pr/nebraska-man-sentenced-prison-viewing-child-pornography
>Jew York City Correction Department Investigator Convicted of Transporting, Receiving and Possessing Child Pornography
justice.gov/opa/pr/new-york-city-correction-department-investigator-convicted-transporting-receiving-and

OTHER
>Former Defense Contractor Convicted of Unlawfully Retaining Classified Information
justice.gov/opa/pr/former-defense-contractor-convicted-unlawfully-retaining-classified-information

Attached: breaking news.jpg (368x324, 117K)

>oye peros la raza de goblinos necessitan derechos humano-goblinos!

Trump can give the pipe it seems

>22$ tip included 2 large 2 toppings from papa.

one pep xtra cheese one chicken bacon BBQ

Attached: IMG_2326 2.jpg (4032x3024, 1.56M)

funny pic

Attached: good post awoo.png (400x400, 126K)

Filtered 3 shitposters and most of the thread disappears

I want that so badly now. We can abduct Canadians, Californians, and Swedes to be the test subjects.

Attached: eternal_trump3.png (265x367, 226K)

This makes him look cool.

>stories

Attached: Shit.webm (960x720, 2.39M)

Different Levels of Jewry
1) Picking up pennies
2) Going into gas stations with empty toilet paper rolls and rolling their toilet paper onto your empty roll and taking it with you
3) Requesting large amounts of ketchup packets when you go through drive through so you don't have to buy ketchup
4) Bankers/Stockbrokers/Money manipulators
5) Chopping off dicktips and then selling them back
6) Pizza shop

Attached: 23231.png (500x600, 227K)

Attached: trump_cigar_pimpin.png (1800x1640, 1.83M)

That's papa Johns

>Why don't we discuss this... in private?

Attached: 1517892409960m.jpg (1024x536, 70K)

I think this clip is in order:
>youtube.com/watch?v=2zcVnNwAHys

Attached: WillyWonka_TellMeMore.jpg (550x545, 46K)

AWOO

Attached: distorted awoo.png (900x900, 399K)

take that pedos

Attached: dwa.png (597x597, 532K)

#2 just blew my mind

>oppai loli.jpg

Attached: teflon_don.png (800x800, 360K)

>2) Going into gas stations with empty toilet paper rolls and rolling their toilet paper onto your empty roll and taking it with you

Attached: 1501716159056.jpg (1079x1078, 180K)

Mercator projection awoo~.

can we just keep it quiet?? don't want him to have to disavow being white just because he underage-posts here and cnn hates us

but if cnn does start shit i say we blow up their atlanta headquarters fuck them

Attached: 35956909_p0.png (349x470, 153K)

Well?

Attached: file.png (552x500, 281K)

so either democrats admit trump had a gaggle of women to fuck and suck his giant schlong and enjoyed it, or this entire stormy daniel thing is fake because he is old grandpa don than cant achieve an erection anymore because of his tiny hands

>clitzilla

>busted while watching streaming cp
What kinda idiot would do this?

>but if cnn does start shit i say we blow up their atlanta headquarters fuck them
hello FBI

is this even a thing?

I say ban all sex dolls, shit is just weird

that movie looks so pretty still

(checked)
Yes. He was. About everything.

>shiteatinggrin.jpg

You know, this the start of humanizing robots and giving them rights.

kinda cute tbf

Attached: 1491828959352.png (500x374, 122K)

breastcancer.org/research-news/soy-may-turn-on-genes-linked-to-cancer

Spread this and kill the soy industry.

why the fuck do they include the jalapeno

Throw in something about the pharmaceutical industry.

Has his rating among blacks improved?

Attached: Trump - Philadelphia Black meeting.png (750x1334, 998K)

let's not worry about actual child rape but prevent people from buying dolls.... losers

Honestly, the original is pretty fun. I recommend it highly.

Pause the phone, why the FUCK are women "coming forward" about having slept with Trump? I don't get it. Is this an attack? Are they suing him for having had sex? Do they think this makes him look bad somehow? It's utterly incomprehensible.

Attached: image.jpg (492x449, 52K)

Wow I'm sold I'm off the Trump train

Attached: 1519305324614.png (189x299, 35K)

>2) Going into gas stations with empty toilet paper rolls and rolling their toilet paper onto your empty roll and taking it with you

I have no face for this
I want to say "impressed" but at the same time "expression full of pity"

Attached: file.jpg (900x1200, 193K)

My loli dreams will come true

McCabe is next

>he’s never seen the og Willy Wonka

Attached: D2097D96-9698-4346-84B5-F434A192C4A2.png (399x322, 42K)

would you?

based niggers who voted 95% for Dems and hold irrational hate filled grudges against whites! !

>doxed himself
How do people keep doing this?

>I came to this country as a immigrant, now I want you people to change your foundation principles because of me
You have to go back you disgusting goblin.

Attached: 1474179076567.jpg (600x600, 86K)

>Trump’s America

Why would she do this?

Attached: C6B59AC4-D657-4B37-A064-FE4F2FCB061E.jpg (2048x931, 732K)

This is fake and gay.

You guys suck.

i seen it, just so long ago that i was surprised it looks good still

probably the kind that asked if he could finish up before being led away

Be on your best behavior and sleep at regular times. No lolli-gagging.

Attached: 1521076645815.gif (850x850, 770K)

so this was the virtue signaling #metoo #fuckdrumpf bridge

Attached: 29313380_10211252351200387_291276594591301632_o.jpg (1267x1980, 408K)

Attached: 1474734163466.jpg (461x400, 25K)