Remember, we kicked your asses in 1776, and 1812, and bailed out your asses in 1917 and 1944.
So why should we do your dirty work when Russia invades? You have your own third-world goat-fucking barbarians you imported to do your fighting for you.
So, fuck off with your Left-Wing retardation for policies.
Explain yourselves Brits.
Those cucks are too busy buying a TV license so they can watch the State Propaganda network of BBC.
they're sleeping you demoralising shill rat fucking trash, piss off
And to think that those faggots once dominated the world so that the Sun never set on their kingdom.
Cucks gave that all up solely to be globalist faggots instead of winning the game of real-life Civ.
I'm not. I'm sitting here with popcorn watching you all jerk each other off.It's pretty entertaining.
I'll give you all a response just so it feels like the thread has validation.
CUk ! you will assemble at grenfell tower for deportation to the east where there will be work. Punishment for ignoring this ordr
So, how does it feel to be humiliated by a bunch of idiots who destroyed your military which was supposed to be the best in the world?
Twice?
What have the Russians ever done for us besides undermine our entire way of life with their disgusting Marxist ideology?
Mail order brides.
PC exclusive FPSs.
>Remember, we kicked your asses in 1776
*with France's help
Fuck France. A bunch of weenies anyway. Went full cucked in 1789 after they stormed some prison, and became proto-commies.
So human trafficking and video games?
I'm hardly impressed.
How are you hardly impressed with a bunch of Russian hotties, and games that cucked libshits steer clear away from?
good idea, should probably do that instead
If you Britfags think you're so superior, then why do we not adopt your retarded spelling system by sticking random U's as the second to last letter of words?
>we kicked your asses in 1776
Actually we lost to the French, your independance was part of the agreement really.
>and 1812
Actually we kicked your "ass".
>and bailed out your asses in 1917 and 1944.
The first never happened and the second is better described as "fleeced us for as much money as you could, come in to the war right at the end then further backstab us afterwards".
Explain what, exactly?
I'm just a bloke trying to have my tea.
There's a massive amount of bongposting lately, and fair enough - my country deserves some flak.
I live in Northern Ireland, in County Antrim. Next to that big lake (Lough Neagh). We have guns. You can carry a pistol in NI. It's almost 100% white.
The thing is; when you see the flag at the top of this post, you will probably think I live in a big city in England. Like London, Manchester or Brirmingham - and maybe Glasgow or Endinburgh in Scotland or Cardiff or Swansea in Wales.
I from the Republican community in NI. I am Catholic and have a British passport. I can get an Irish passport as the Republic of Ireland has something similar to Israel 'right of return'. My community seeks a united Ireland. The IRA came from my community and I HATE those murdering scum. My wife is a Protestant Scottish woman. Religion is important here. It isn't in England; no one gives a fuck whether you're Protestant or Catholic. I've lived in England; in a city - Newcastle. I went to university there.
What Americans don't seem to understand is that my country is four nations with seperate legal systems, ancient histories, and cultures. We are all British. But will identify as Northern Irish, English, Welsh or Scottish. I am Irish AND British. There is no contradiction. My mrs. is Scottish AND British.
Within England alone, the North is quite different from the South. A Yorkshireman will have a distinct culture than say, someone from Oxford or Cornwall. It's not like American states, but similar. It's more like the former Yugoslavia or modern day Switzerland with identifiable different cultures in one country - hence UNITED Kingdom. These countries within a country are ancient.
On Sup Forums I'm just a 'bong'. And that's fine with me.
You're going to have to try harder than this if you actually want to annoy anyone, lad. You killed a thread to make this one, put a little effort in.
>Actually we lost to the French, your independance was part of the agreement really.
You faggots are just to embarrassed to admit the truth that we kicked your asses instead. Just with some slight help.
>Actually we kicked your "ass".
No. We kicked YOUR ass.
>The first never happened and the second is better described as "fleeced us for as much money as you could, come in to the war right at the end then further backstab us afterwards".
You faggots would be speaking German if we didn't decide to save your useless asses.
>help
*thanks entirely to France and the price of the conflict exceeding benefit when other colonies were more important.
>we kicked your asses instead.
When?
To be humiliated you actually have to have a modicum of respect for the people trying to bring you down. I don't consider anyone posting anti-British shit as human, so I'm not humiliated. A flea biting the lion isn't the lion's equal. I hope that clears that up for you old girl.
And then they let the French royals who went virtually bankrupt to help America be murdered, like true friends.
>Rebel because of taxes that were a fraction of what the average Briton had to pay
>End up paying taxes that are more that 10 times the value that England wanted
The absolute dogs biscuit of America.
Yes you will save us all, with your 42 million subsaharans and 60 million "hispanic" mutts on your ranks
I think one day we'll need to immigrate from our country, due to either nuclear threat, food shortages, mass rioting, or whatever else.
And we - the country you revolted against, your tyrants - we will come to you hat in hand, the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
>When?
When we destroyed Toronto.
The Britfags failed to destroy Washington D.C., because God summoned a tornado who destroyed the rest of the troops there and put out the fires (and I am completely serious).
Those faggots couldn't gain control of us!
Fuck off. We're full.
>When we destroyed Toronto.
Sounds more like a Canadian problem.
>God summoned a tornado
>(and I am completely serious)
Wow. Maybe it's a good thing we aren't bound to 56% of you anymore.
>Sounds more like a Canadian problem.
Those Leafs were part of those stupud British faggot empire.
>56%
>full
And?
Also, you know i was asking about when the traitors allegedly "kicked ass [sic]" in the American Rebellion. Because that was really all the French saving your ancestral skin.
France didn't do jack shit other than block a few of their ships.
Fuck dude, you must be old. To fight during 1776 you would of have to of been 16 at the time.
And send money, arms, and men. Along with getting the Spanish and Dutch to do the same.
Then yea, the maritime aid, without which the traitors stood zero chance. Plus, they established bases and ports for the traitors. There was also French commanders giving troops to Washington, which is about the same time he stopped getting horsewhipped for being such a shit general with lousy troops.
>Then yea, the maritime aid, without which the traitors stood zero chance.
Bullshit.
We were fine ambushing them at all times, while they stood out in the open as red targets.
stop taking credit for what other people did fat boy. come to the uk and have a bare knuckle with me and get SMOKED
>So why should we do your dirty work when Russia invades?
Because we created you, it's a debt that you should strive to repay.
>Because we created you, it's a debt that you should strive to repay.
You didn't create us. We created us, to get away from your shitty politics.
u wot m8?
ill smack u in the gobber if iever see u irl i swere on me mum
>Bullshit
How would they have accomplished anything under full blockade? Like, be objective here.
>We were fine ambushing them at all times
Lolno. That was like nipping at the heels of the lion. To accomplish anything of note, the traitors had to risk standing out in the open and getting bit. Plus, there was tonnes of counter-guerilla tactics as well making an impact thanks to having been schooled about it by the Indians and the Indians.
No one owes you an explanation for anything. Eat a lead bullet, it's legal there.
It's 3am here you anti-intellectual burgerclap faggot.
Hate speech. Reported
post pic or your belly and ill post a pic of mine
Thank you for standing up for us burger.
>How would they have accomplished anything under full blockade? Like, be objective here.
That's the only use the French were for.
>Lolno. That was like nipping at the heels of the lion. To accomplish anything of note, the traitors had to risk standing out in the open and getting bit. Plus, there was tonnes of counter-guerilla tactics as well making an impact thanks to having been schooled about it by the Indians and the Indians.
If the Brits had any balls, why did they decide to hire German mercenaries to do all of their dirty work, while we did stuff like kill them to the point where we literally ran out of ammo at Bunker Hill?
>to all Britfags
It's St. Patricks Day faggots, suck my big mick cock
You created a nation based on British values. you declined when you abandoned our principles and them forced us to partake in your degeneracy.
>You created a nation based on British values. you declined when you abandoned our principles and them forced us to partake in your degeneracy.
You faggots were the kings of degeneracy.
Or do you prefer to forget that Henry VIII existed?
>That's the only use the French were for.
*Except for the other things listed. But hey, progress, you're admitting the French were necessary.
>why did they decide to hire German mercenaries to do all of their dirty work
Why wouldn't you? For one thing, most soldiers were tied up in more important areas. And the obvious reason is that a mercenary is like a rented mule.
> kill them to the point where we literally ran out of ammo at Bunker Hill
And the traitors won there, right? Despite said running out of ammo, which is universally a bad thing?
>It's St. Patricks Day
Ayup. And St Padraig was British after all.
yeah well next time pay in advance eh?
How does your marriage work? Do either of you bother with churches? Or are you meme Christians?
Also you said religion matters in the north but not in England..true, I lived in England too. But as it matters up north I would assume marrying a prodestant is just asking for trouble and vice verse.
>That is IF it really does matter anymore
I love my country but the government is so retarded at this point I'd rather the americans take over.
Atleast then we won't be sent to the tower of london for buttering some toast
>*Except for the other things listed. But hey, progress, you're admitting the French were necessary.
Liar. You just want to discredit us, when we kicked their asses to hell and back.>Why wouldn't you? For one thing, most soldiers were tied up in more important areas. And the obvious reason is that a mercenary is like a rented mule.
Because the Brits were pathetic cowards who can't control their own backwater colonies.
>And the traitors won there, right? Despite said running out of ammo, which is universally a bad thing?
They lost far more men than us. It was a Pyrrhic Victory for them. We even celebrated after we retreated due to the damage we caused them.
We created a nation based on the values of Anglo-Americans who lived on this continent for generations. Sometimes Brits talk like the American Revolution was orchestrated by immigrants. The people responsible for it had lived on this continent for generations, and developed their own versions of those British values, so much so that they began to perceive themselves as a different people.
>when we kicked their asses to hell and back
When? Or are you French now?
> Brits were pathetic cowards
Why?
>who can't control their own backwater colonies.
Apparently. But the backwaters just weren't important enough, sorry. And they got the real punishment after all, being made a (((republic))) of 56%.
> It was a Pyrrhic Victory for them
So no, you didn't win? Odd.
Only if you don't have a butter license. And it has to have the toast classification, not just regular bread.
Northern Ireland seems like a cool place.
Let's be clear here. The Irish apes can fuck off back too.
>When? Or are you French now?
Fuck those cheese eating surrender monkeys. We kicked their asses left and right when they decided to impose their tyranny on us.
>Why?
They forced the Hessians to do their dirty work for them, as well as surrender to us, when they had the world's largest military, while we did little but starve out in the middle of the woods, in the dead of winter, and pissed off at them.
>Apparently. But the backwaters just weren't important enough, sorry. And they got the real punishment after all, being made a (((republic))) of 56%.
Those cucks could have stopped us. But they didn't, since they are retarded imbeciles with rotting teeth.
>So no, you didn't win? Odd.
Those Brits lost a ton of men at the expense of winning a stupid hill.
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The USA was screeching about the evil British colonisers for over a hundred years. You got your way after WW2. How did that work out for you? You now want an ethnostate because your foreign policy has fucked you and the entire western world. You destroyed it all for a quick dollar.
We aren't the ones having the government willingly importing millions of goat-fucking terrorists on an annual basis.
>I love my country but the government is so retarded at this point I'd rather the americans take over.
I can't see why any Briton wouldn't.
Didn't the war of 1812 end with America losing territory to the British?
This guy needs to lay off the mountain dew
Let's also not forgot thos Brits handed Palestine to the Jews and gave those wandering jews a safe haven to operate from and to influence and manipulate all world affairs. It's time for Israel. Just sayyiinnnn.... Brits better explain that shit or there won't be a next time. We'll let you handle it all by yourselves. See where that'll get you.
I like you British cunts. You guys are cool. I’d buy you a beer if I can.
Fake and gay
>t. Real American
thanks brosef
>Fuck those cheese eating surrender monkeys.
The ones who made the USA, you mean?
>We kicked their asses left and right when they decided to impose their tyranny on us.
Wut.
>They forced the Hessians
No, they bought them because they could. What kind of retard wouldn't?
>when they had the world's largest military
Yea, elsewhere. If 13 Colonies had been worth anything, that army might have been redirected.
>while we did little but starve out in the middle of the woods
Oh, you were there? But yea, you're right. The traitors did little, and the French did all.
>But they didn't
Yup. Not a good profit/cost ratio. I'm guessing you don't own a business, Paco.
>Those Brits lost a ton of men at the expense of winning
Omlette / eggs.
Aye, just llama fucking ones.
It's not a freemason thing. Just looks like it.
I apologize on this faggot's behalf. He's probably just some dumb amerimutt. Don't fall for the d&c b8.
No, the bongs submitted.
I’ll take in the English... if you don’t mind living with a Mexibro mutt eating carne asada and tacos every night.
>The ones who made the USA, you mean?
We made the USA you faggot. The French did nothing after that but fuck off under the guillotine from their own socialist faggots back home.
>Wut.
Stop denying it, retard.
>No, they bought them because they could. What kind of retard wouldn't?
They were fucking cowards. If they wanted to be MEN, they should have done the fighting themselves, instead of being cowardly pieces of shit.
>Yea, elsewhere. If 13 Colonies had been worth anything, that army might have been redirected.
And now those Britfags are regretting that now, since we have the most powerful country, while they lose each and every part of their global empire, due to increasing cuckiness.
>Oh, you were there? But yea, you're right. The traitors did little, and the French did all.
Liar.
>Omlette / eggs.
A fucking hill. A pathetic fucking hill that wasn't worth keeping.
You actually do take in over a million migrants every year. You had mass protests because Muslims were temporally banned from 7 countries. You have over 10 million illegal immigrants and your solution is to create sanctuary cities. Your degeneracy spreads like cancer.
can each country just stop this retarded immigration nonsense for like the next 100 years? Thank you for putting it on halt. Let each and every single country figure everything out by themselves. We don't need no EU, no NATO, no UN, no Zionist governments... we just need to have every single country be sovereign. Let's AB test the shit out of government and see if that makes a difference. Sincerely yours... a really really smart guy. (not related to Einstein though)
this
needs moar Anglo
always, you cunts are great
Those Leftist fucktards can all go fuck off to Syria if they wanted.
But they are disarmed, and will be slaughtered mercilessly during our next Civil War.
Meanwhile, you'll be sucking Putin's cock after the Russians conquer your stupid island.
>They forced the Hessians
>No, they bought them because they could. What kind of retard wouldn't?
Yeah, the bongs always found somebody else to fight their fights, until the game run out in 1940, and they became a vassal state.
>Yeah, the bongs always found somebody else to fight their fights, until the game run out in 1940, and they became a vassal state.
And lost their entire empire in the process.
>We made the USA you faggot
After the French let you, yes.
>Stop denying it
Not sure what i'm supposed to be denying here.
> they should have done the fighting themselves
They did, though. Mercs are supplements.
>And now those Britfags are regretting that now,
Probably. Hindsight, eh? But for at least 150 years it was still the right call.
>since we have the most powerful country
But you don't have Russia or China?
>A pathetic fucking hill that wasn't worth keeping.
Sourest grapes i've ever seen. Pic related.
>the bongs always found somebody else to fight their fights
No wonder Americans have never won a war with such military ineptitude.
saved... for all the walmart computer screensavers.
Hey man... I really miss Steve Irwin. Croiky. :(
The UK is totally lost. It's just a shell of what it was and should be put out of its misery. Just the sheer amount of disrespect they've shown towards us with people like Theresa May and sucksdick Kahn makes me hate them more. And this is coming from someone with English ancestry and family there. Nuke the whole fucking place for all I care. We need to dump the UK and Israel.
Twit. You just haven't noticed yet because your country is bigger.
I don't. And i'm glad that accent is finally dead. But at least he did a lot of good for wildlife. His zoo is pretty awesome. Would totally recommend.
the UK or as the new kids call it "NEW PAKISTAN" has been gradually invaded over the past 30 years. I mean hell... even Princess Diana dated a shitskin. Which was her doom. Now Harry is dating a shitskin.
>be british
>be hated mormon
May was never elected and Khan was elected by pakis in London. How are you letting that upset you?
>After the French let you, yes.
Bullshit. We did it ourselves. The French were used as bait.
>Not sure what i'm supposed to be denying here.
Go back to fucking a kangaroo, since you don't know jack shit about what we went through.
>They did, though. Mercs are supplements.
Which makes them cowards.
>Probably. Hindsight, eh? But for at least 150 years it was still the right call.
Wrong. We kicked their asses again 40 years later.
>But you don't have Russia or China?
Don't fool yourself. We are still the most powerful and influential country in the world, and have been ever since after World War 1.
>Sourest grapes i've ever seen. Pic related.
It's the truth. Those Britfags had land, but nothing else.
>No wonder Americans have never won a war with such military ineptitude.
We won every war, until the weenies in our government decided to let starving turd-world peasants win the wars instead. Trump is reversing that retardation.
You promoted the Leftist fucktard ideology that has destroyed Western Civilisation. Now you need a civil war to correct your mistakes.
I'll visit once I'm in the mood for a 15 hour flight over the pacific ocean. kek.
lol, you sound on the verge of a mental breakdown, faggot.
>the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
The jews added that one by the way
We wouldn't have been in this pathetic mess if you kept control of your shitholes instead of having them declare independence.
>Be British
We Wuz Jewish