/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04
>Tucker: Men in America pt2 3/14/18
youtu.be/wP33T4KjR3c

NEW APPEARANCES
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Irish PM Varadkar to WH 3/16/18
youtu.be/RsTBJA18Ws8
>DepSoS Sullivan meets JPN FM Kono 3/16/18
youtu.be/yfmMJYzlIRg
>DepSoS Sullivan meets SoKo FM 3/16/18
youtu.be/H8pwoZzvGFQ
>HHSSec Azar @Natl Assoc of Comm Health Centers 3/16/18
youtu.be/FoefD7TE31k
>StateDep Readout: Heather w/AssSoS Evanoff 3/16/18
youtu.be/kD0pSbkCgNA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Leg Affairs Dir Short 3/16/18
youtu.be/nyliqfUpXgc
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/2nd Lady/IrishPM @Shamrock Bowl 3/15/18
youtu.be/VGhnAmFC5dY
>Pres Trump/Irish PM Varadkar @ Friends of Ireland luncheon 3/15/18
youtu.be/5f9ztw_WQa0
>Pres Trump meets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
youtu.be/pRuOHm2bx-s
>Pres Trump greets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
youtu.be/-E3Lv81Jz_s
>AG Sessions @Chief of Police Forum 3/15/18
youtu.be/1mKkW-HfTM0
>NatlSec Space Program Budget hearing 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442615-1/
>EUCOM/NATO Comm Gen Scaparrottii @House on Euro security 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442614-1/
>NSA/USCyberCom Nominee LtGen Nakasone @Senate 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442611-1/
>VASec Shulkin Budget hearing 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442623-1/
>NSA LTG McMaster Briefing on Syria 3/15/18
youtu.be/D9e8VVYk9Kg

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MORE! I NEED MORE SALT FROM TRUMP'S TWEET

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NOT SO FAST DRUMFSHITS

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someone lucked out

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If I knew how to avatarfag I would to spite you!

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Post yfw papa Jeff is awake

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Checked.
I told you many weeks ago, and for many days thereafter
SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE
POCKET FULL OF RYE
FOUR AND TWENTY BLACKBIRDS
BAKED IN A PIE.
>inb4source
As always, I Am The Source.
user Delivers.
You asked me what I meant.
I said; Some will retire.
Some will be "Retired".
Some will retire sans pension.
Some will have fines.
Some will go to jail.
Some will go to prison.

Word on the street is you boys got lasagna.

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>no avataring
No can do chink

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I take it this was directly from the source? Was it your wife?

Why don't they just take all the guns away from criminals? Australia did that and we haven't had a massacre in 20 years

except for the one in 2014 Americans don't know about and we just ignore

Go to sleep, and wait until user rapes me first if you want a turn.

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ANDY MCCABE WAS IN CHARGE OF THE LAS VEGAS SHOOTING INVESTIGATION
AARON ROUSE IS HIS PROTEGE

IT'S ALL COMING OUT NOW.
INVEST IN COMPED SUSHI FUTURES FAGGOTS

IT'S HAPPENING

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AWOOOOOO

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He's being ironic trying to get me riled up like the chinkjew he is, awoo posting is fine

I love my giraffe imouto. She's so cute and jealous!

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I've tried this before. It's not nearly as good as you think. I have no idea how babies drink the stuff.

hard to keep a pension when you're convicted of treason and sedition

>/₩¥l

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>MCMASTER OUT, FLYNN BACK IN
"Flynn! Look at me! I promise, someday soon, I'm coming back for you! Just you wait! Wait for me!"

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Are they really going to donate two million dollars to a fucking spook

Aunt, and she'll never know.

Gentlemen, I do believe it is time.
Correct?

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>He'll get it. we'll make sure
Quick! Start a GoFundMe for McCabe!

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It’s eerie seeing a man go from preCOMPED to unCOMPED so suddenly.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANDY

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...

YOU'RE 45 MINUTES LATE! WHAT ARE YOU THAT MOMIJI BUS DRIVER?

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Puella Lupum Psychosis (aka Awoo Madness) is a rare but rapidly growing psychiatric disorder.
Recognized in the DSM-5 in which the patient experiences 5 of the following 8 criteria:

- Abnormally high energy
- Social withdrawal due to an obsession with global politics and world events
- Feelings of euphoria when witnessing chaotic events
- Nationalist political ideology/Intense hatred of left wing ideology
- Excessive digital archiving, editing and/or transferring images of wolf girls (Awoos)
- Anticipation for and insomnia during the hours of 12AM - 4AM EST
- Auditory and/or Visual Hallucinations of Awoos
- Spiritual/Religious beliefs involving Awoos such as:
Being rewarded an eternal Awoo in the afterlife for their Nationalist beliefs
An omnipresent and powerful Cosmic Awoo

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I feel like thats not the full experience, drinking your aunts pre-milked breastmilk
I want directly from the tap from a waifu, preferably

lads.. just learned that the porch monkey from Soy Wars is in the new Pacific Rim...
I can't watch it now..

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already done sweetie :)

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God look at all these (((true conservatives)))

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Revelation 14:9-11
And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand,The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

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our leader has gone to bed you are not him!

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I'm just making fun of evafluffy on his latest autistic sperg out this afternoon

holy fuck, after I took statistics, I learned how much all that shit was complete bullshit and to never trust them.

MCCABE ABSOLUTELY BTFO

YES DO IT TRUMP DO IT!!!

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>aftermath of the firing of James Comey
Lying faggot. He had a target on his back since his wife accepted all that money from the Clintons while he was investigating Hillary.

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the bastard

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Oh shit

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It wasnt just eva, and I wasnt on his "side"
I was raising valid concerns

Hey Aussie can we talk???

Was this all a game to expose leftists for the dumb NEET fucks they are? He's not going to lose his pension. I work a city job and knew many older workers who were fired or let go years ahead of schedule and they still got to keep their pensions.

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yo was that this guy

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I think it's a metaphor for people trapped in this life, in comparison to other dimensions this is likely hell.
like if you had technology keeping you alive until the end of the universe, that'd be insanity for most people.
ever read a story about a happy vampire? longevity isn't for normies, it's a gift and a curse.

well, still glad you'd be down for good health without. I'm sure we can gmo food to be super vital once they're done benevolently instead of for money. imagine eating a banana with all the vitamins you need for the day, balanced as fuck!!!

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HOLY SHIT HIS BIRTHDAY IS ON SUNDAY

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Today, I will remind them.

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Live by the Government die by the Government

awooooo

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Tick tock Drumflets

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>tfw you dislike avatarfagging but accidentally become one since anons like the content

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by the way donald trump is that beast

so really you should reconsider your support of trump

even if it looks like hes going against the establishment and like helping the country right now

its a hoax

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I thought it was maybe even better than the original

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Oh shit that’s right!!!

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why is this aloud?

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Fucking hell! Ahhhhahahahahaha

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Muellers case to fall apart, Mueller will have to bend the knee again to get his pardon or else: washingtonexaminer.com/byron-york-comey-told-congress-fbi-agents-didnt-think-michael-flynn-lied

Its different when you're producing fresh content with nearly every single post

AWOOO
youtube.com/watch?v=aX-0Yj638SY

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No McCabe ordered him to lurk here

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That was WHY the deadline existed. It was an age based cutoff.

youtube.com/watch?v=VYzVacEq3XY&list=RDVYzVacEq3XY

Listen to some Oresama to celebrate.

this is the worst birthday ever

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that was a legit feels heavy scene the first time i watched it

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I'd sooner see Trump as an avatar of AI than the beast lol

ALSO, DAILY REMINDER:

ANDY MCCABE IS HEAVILY CONNECTED TO THE FBI ELEMENTS THAT CONTROL THE Sup Forums IMAGE SERVERS

ASK CHRIS POOLE

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avatarfag pls go

Just kidding. What do you constitute as avatarfagging?

Bill Kristol is only slightly lower on the list than McCabe and Comey of people that need to be hung for sedition. Fuck that faggot and his gay horse.

Your words are faker than plastic gooks you post.

I was cleaning my pew-pew

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No shit after the recommendation he would have been fired. Any AG under any President would need to be fired.

i dont want longevity mate i want to die as fast as possible i hate my life

you asked me if i wanted to become a pretty girl naturally

if there was a natural plant i could eat to become a pretty girl yes

nothing about doing like gmo or like longevity or anytrhing satanic like that

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I dunno schizo-gook is producing new-ish shit each post; it's still shit though.

>People RIGHT NOW are deciding in the later hours of the night to donate their wages to a corrupt FBI deputy
Ancap memeball free market.

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Sessions' press release implies McCabe lied under oath.

And St Patrick's day on Monday, no green for him

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AWOOOOMENT
youtube.com/watch?v=tCCX-ZJ9jTc

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>Comey
>McCabe
What's with every one of these high-ranking FBI niggers getting canned and immediately going panhandling with stupid political memoirs?

I just think the increase in people cultivating personalities on this board is a growing problem. The schizo gookposter is an avatarfag. The KAC poster is an avatarfag even though he will deny it and will slow down with it when I start calling him out on it. Evafluffy is a toxic character and is probably worse than everyone else combined, I feel like I should add that.

on this general, I should say. not board.

I support Awoo because she is a product of original Sup Forums neckbeard weeb anime pissbottle culture. She isn't something that would take hold any place else.

Pepe is posted all over by normalfags, celebrities, politicians, companies etc but Awoo is pure Sup Forums culture.

Momiji is anti-normalfag/anti-reddit.

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Posting in /ptg/ everyday.

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What's the consensus on Sessions now? Is he redeemed?

>8 new posts
He forgot to wear green. got his pension pinched.

im going to follow the king sleepyposters example and go to bed goodnight

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He is at minimum redeemable.

No, but its a good start

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nhentai.net/g/204086/

Huh. I'll have to watch it with my room mate at some point then. I liked how gothic so many of the themes were in the original with the themes life and death, technology creating monsters, the power of obsession in turning someone into a murderer. It all wrapped together so tightly I had to love it. It had depth without being pretentious.

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Where's my collage?

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Also the KAC faggot specifically triggers my autism because he makes absolute SURE everyone knows its him with his obnoxious "HURR DURR I LOVE KELLYANNE EVERYONE NOTICE ITS ME POSTING NOW AFTER THIS"

This is clearly all Trump. Sessions was ordered to do this at the exact moment to fuck with him.

but gmo is natural, we're also gods creation and when we use tools to better creation that's gods work, logic.

You'd be cute as a pretty girl, sucks that you're not born with a body matching your btchy personality.

In my opinion it depends on how he handles California. This situation was very much "out of his hands". Of course that could have been on purpose to avoid "political witch hunt" nonsense.

I bet zero insides talk to him in years