/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - PRISON SOON MCCABE! EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04
>Tucker: Men in America pt2 3/14/18
youtu.be/wP33T4KjR3c

NEW APPEARANCES
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Irish PM Varadkar to WH 3/16/18
youtu.be/RsTBJA18Ws8
>DepSoS Sullivan meets JPN FM Kono 3/16/18
youtu.be/yfmMJYzlIRg
>DepSoS Sullivan meets SoKo FM 3/16/18
youtu.be/H8pwoZzvGFQ
>HHSSec Azar @Natl Assoc of Comm Health Centers 3/16/18
youtu.be/FoefD7TE31k
>StateDep Readout: Heather w/AssSoS Evanoff 3/16/18
youtu.be/kD0pSbkCgNA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Leg Affairs Dir Short 3/16/18
youtu.be/nyliqfUpXgc
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/2nd Lady/IrishPM @Shamrock Bowl 3/15/18
youtu.be/VGhnAmFC5dY
>Pres Trump/Irish PM Varadkar @ Friends of Ireland luncheon 3/15/18
youtu.be/5f9ztw_WQa0
>Pres Trump meets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
youtu.be/pRuOHm2bx-s
>Pres Trump greets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
youtu.be/-E3Lv81Jz_s
>AG Sessions @Chief of Police Forum 3/15/18
youtu.be/1mKkW-HfTM0
>NatlSec Space Program Budget hearing 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442615-1/
>EUCOM/NATO Comm Gen Scaparrottii @House on Euro security 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442614-1/
>NSA/USCyberCom Nominee LtGen Nakasone @Senate 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442611-1/
>VASec Shulkin Budget hearing 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442623-1/
>NSA LTG McMaster Briefing on Syria 3/15/18
youtu.be/D9e8VVYk9Kg

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AWOOVEMENT!

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NEW

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>yfw mccabe gets canned just before getting a pension

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Timpf thread

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I told you many weeks ago, and for many days thereafter
SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE
POCKET FULL OF RYE
FOUR AND TWENTY BLACKBIRDS
BAKED IN A PIE.
>inb4source
As always, I Am The Source.
user Delivers.
You asked me what I meant.
I said; Some will retire.
Some will be "Retired".
Some will retire sans pension.
Some will have fines.
Some will go to jail.
Some will go to prison.

what are these?

Well, /ptg/, I fired McCabe, despite Session’s sleepiness.

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I GOT A NEW PHONE AND FORGOT TO BACK UP MY Sup Forums FOLDER. I HAVE NO FUCKING REACTION PICS ANYMORE!

AWOO!

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Sicario 2 looks badass, even though it's clear it'll be totally different than the first one in terms of filmmaking. I'll watch any kind of cartel kino though.

>shitlibs political issue right now is making sure some shit tier g-man gets paid

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>the POTUS is laying in bed shitposting with us

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>pls bulli
Fine

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that sucks

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>Democrats can do literally nothing but whine and cry over McCabe

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>phoneposting

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What, they can't handle the 4d chess?

hang out away from /ptg/ for like ONE DAY. ONE DAY!

and this happening happens.

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AND HIS BIRTHDAY

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why would someone want to be peed in

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Take a mccain

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fuck timpf

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John Kelly actually told reporters that Tillerson was on the toilet when he told him he was gonna be fired

According to those sources, Kelly recounted a very awkward conversation with Tillerson during which he informed the secretary that President Donald Trump would very likely soon fire him. The awkwardness was less a result of the contents of the conversation than its setting.

Tillerson, Kelly told the room, was suffering from a stomach bug during a diplomatic swing through Africa, and was using a toilet when Kelly broke the news to him.

Sources were stunned that, even in an off-record setting, Kelly would say this—to a room filled with White House officials and political reporters—about Tillerson, who does not officially leave the State Department until the end of the month.

thedailybeast.com/john-kelly-rex-tillerson-was-on-the-toilet-when-i-told-him-hed-be-getting-fired/

Not only are they virtue signaling over him because "fuck drumpf" but they're virtue signaling over his gibs.

I'm gonna fap to my favorite awoo artist and none of you can stop me,

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that would be nice

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Phoneposting is the best way to post. If post a reaction pic of a disappointed anime girl but I don't have one. So you'll just have to mentally imagine my disappointment.

Avatarpost more please.
>only time I'll ask

Newsfinn, did you see the news that broke earlier tonight??

Sit tight, I might post lewds as a parting gift soon.

Oh nooooo!

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why is this a happening trump fires people all the time it’s kind of his thing

Sarah Carters facial expressions make it look like she can eat an apple through a chicken wire fence, but she’s doing a great job breaking news.

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degenerate, I'll never understand why people put stuff in bootyholes

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I think his reaction of
"Do...Can I Really?"
is the best part about this picture.

I want to know what was that first sentence he thought of before he switched gears.

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today was a good day.

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>shitposting

Is this disappointed enough?

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because we have been waiting for mccabes ass to get dumped for months and months!!!!

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Not so fast, Drumpfiles

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I wonder if she'll say anything funny tommorrow

>condom
Hmmm... no

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>Soyboys online never encountered a man and the harsh world of masculinity
No compassion for bad behavior.

Soon, brother....

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M-Maybe Melania has the phone tonight?

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time to play some rap, today was a good day was def easy-e's best song.

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All of the West is gearing up for conflict with Russia.

WHO BENEFITS FROM THIS?

>ywn get that look from Charlotte letting you know it's time to sneak upstairs and work on kid #2

I was told that was a bad thing though

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post more milkers

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I consider it a woman's unconditional surrender to your lusts

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web Sup Forums had a bunch of spyware and trackers injected into it like four months ago so I only phonepost now

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Post her sister. You know, the hot one.

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>According to those sources,
>Sources were stunned that,

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I hate when she runs her dumb mouth
Wish she'd just shut up and look pretty for me

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Tomorrow is always a nice day to try something new.

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Statement by Andrew McCabe:
>I have been an FBI Special Agent for over 21 years
>I spent half of that time investigating Russian Organized Crime as a street agent and Supervisor in New York City
>I have spent the second half of my career focusing on national security issues and protecting this country from terrorism
>I served in some of the most challenging, demanding investigative and leadership roles in the FBI
>And I was privileged to serve as Deputy Director during a particularly tough time.
>For the last year and a half, my family and I have been the targets of an unrelenting assault on our reputation and my service to this country
>Articles too numerous to count have leveled every sort of false, defamatory and degrading allegation against us
>The President's tweets have amplified and exacerbated it all.
>He called for my firing
>He called for me to be stripped of my pension after more than 20 years of service
>And all along we have said nothing, never wanting to distract from the mission of the FBI by addressing the lies told and repeated about us.

>No more.
>The investigation by the Justice Department's Office of Inspector General (OIG) has to be understood in the context of the attacks on my credibility
>The investigation flows from my attempt to explain the FBI's involvement and my supervision of investigations involving Hillary Clinton
>I was being portrayed in the media over and over as a political partisan, accused of closing down investigations under political pressure
>The FBI was portrayed as caving under that pressure, and making decisions for political rather than law enforcement purposes
>Nothing was further from the truth
>In fact, this entire investigation stems from my efforts, fully authorized under FBI rules, to set the record straight on behalf of the Bureau, and to make clear that we were continuing an investigation that people in DOJ opposed.

THE CALL THAT SAVED THE WORLD

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AWOOOO

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Have some Charlotte milkers

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Post S to shit your career away

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>*INVISIBLE CELLPHONE*

didn’t mccabe testify that carter page wouldn’t have had a fisa warrant during the trump campaign without the parallel construction yahoo news meme article

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ohh are we charlotte posting again?

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sad!

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Milk you say?

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>Wish she'd just shut up and look pretty for me
She could shut up but she ain't gonna look pretty.

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Great, more of my tax dollars being wasted.

I'm just grabbing randomly so as to not be called an avatarfag

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>coming from the side that unironically supported Cheney and Kim Jong Un's sister
And you're surprised?

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Is that Kasparov? Who the fuck is that

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What did Taylor Swift mean by this?

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>our entire government is run by shitposting madmen

What did we do to deserve this timeline Sup Forums? My sides can't sustain such an assault.

is this a brand new hannity hour? it seems so, didnt the story break after hannity so it must be

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>He called for me to be stripped of my pension after more than 20 years of service
And its gone

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you're fired, too

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Delicious damage control.

>The OIG investigation has focused on information I chose to share with a reporter through my public affairs officer and a legal counselor
>As Deputy Director, I was one of only a few people who had the authority to do that
>It was not a secret, it took place over several days, and others, including the Director, were aware of the interaction with the reporter
>It was the type of exchange with the media that the Deputy Director oversees several times per week
>In fact, it was the same type of work that I continued to do under Director Wray, at his request
>The investigation subsequently focused on who I talked to, when I talked to them, and so forth
>During these inquiries, I answered questions truthfully and as accurately as I could amidst the chaos that surrounded me.
>And when I thought my answers were misunderstood, I contacted investigators to correct them.
>But looking at that in isolation completely misses the big picture
>The big picture is a tale of what can happen when law enforcement is politicized, public servants are attacked, and people who are supposed to cherish and protect our institutions become instruments for damaging those institutions and people.
>Here is the reality: I am being singled out and treated this way because of the role I played, the actions I took, and the events I witnessed in the aftermath of the firing of James Comey
>The release of this report was accelerated only after my testimony to the House Intelligence Committee revealed that I would corroborate former Director Comey's accounts of his discussions with the President
>The OIG's focus on me and this report became a part of an unprecedented effort by the Administration, driven by the President himself, to remove me from my position, destroy my reputation, and possibly strip me of a pension that I worked 21 years to earn