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How do I become a crisis actor?
Aaron Thompson
Matthew Wilson
By becoming utter evil and destroying every moral for personal gain
Nathan Howard
You have to be Jewish
Christopher Bennett
Contact James, at Comet Ping Pong.
Luke Howard
Every fucking time.
Joseph Sullivan
What do you think photo proves user? That the guy had been on the news before?
Brayden Cruz
How much is the pay?
Robert Diaz
There are many paths. Like anything else, it helps to have family in the biz. You can also respond to classify ads or apply directly to companies that provide actors to law enforcement for training simulations. If you do a good job there (stand out but don’t standout if you know what I mean) you might catch the eye of the right scout and get a chance to go pro. There is no typical day for a “Pro” crisis actor. In some cases you will find yourself and others rehearsing behind closed doors for months and months and get inserted into the crisis the day it happens. Or depending on the clients needs for that particular production, you could find yourself “in the field” for a few years, performing a legitimate job function (ex: English teacher; security guard etc) so when it is time for the crisis to take place the actor can really sell it. Some crisis actors really appreciate the chance to immerse themselves in the role and create a very nuanced, multi dimensional character. Other actors don’t necessarily enjoy that type of long term immersion in character. Or maybe they do but family obligations don’t allow them to take the longer contracts. So for them they would look for a shorter term gig where they have rehearsals but arent in the field until the day of the crisis. The great thing about crisis acting is that if you are someone they like to work with you will keep getting work and as outlined above there is a lot of flexibility as to what that work actually entails
Luis Sullivan
How does this guy keep seeing shit happen across the US?
Evan Powell
How to become crisis actor
>be jew
>but not filthy rich jew
>good for nothing kid of alphabet jew
>attempt to be next spielberg
>fail
>take up acting as crisis actor
>get called out by Sup Forums
>double down harder than KFC
>fail harder
On another note, I saw a literal la creatura today talking tacospeak during my daily rounds. I should have taken a picture, but I was in awe, shock, and terror that I just saw that exact meme in real life. I really shouldn't doubt Sup Forums nowadays, I'm always proven wrong.
Jeremiah Harris
Spbp
Hunter Rogers
what is malcom doing with juan?
Luis Miller
bump
David Ramirez
Kevin Garcia
Robert Robinson
Robert Ward
Jaxon Torres
Nolan Jenkins
Go away, David
Caleb Ross
Whatever happened to that doggo driving the truck? Did it suicide by bullet to the back of the head ?
Elijah Smith
Pretend like rape is the worst thing which could happen to a human
Austin White
Be photogenic.
Julian Jones
Faggots too scared to play
>muh context
Ethan Adams
I actually want to read that too
Oliver Wright
PHONEPOSTERS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Alexander Edwards
I’m at work though
Bentley Robinson
Click the link of the picture and remove the "m" so it's not a mobile link.
Elijah Rogers
it's similar to how you get recruited to the Dark Brotherhood in Skyrim.
Except, instead of murdering someone, you have to rape a kid.
Then (((they))) contact you.
Austin King
Wyatt Clark
Wow. Thanks and checked.
Jaxson Jackson
hogs a zog
Jace White
David Perry
Basically just do and say anything so ((they))) pay you. Just like a prostitute since that is all you are..
Hogg is just taking all this to his bank account and he does not give a shit about anything else.
Daniel Flores
He happened to live in California the summer before the shooting happened in Florida, while also somehow knowing the shooter though he wasn't at the school that year