ITT: Characters that are canonically straight but are obviously gay

>Satoshi a FAG

Every Jojo character with a kid

OP

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You're just a fujo in denial of one of the later episodes.

I only know this because I thought he was gay too. But I'm not too afraid to admit my mistakes

But Satoshi and Mayaka are too fucking perfect dammit.

Aspect Battoru

the best 2 examples right here

Sasuke Uchiha

fuck, heres one thats not ant sized

Nah, he just idolized Oreki. He was the Watson who didn't want to be Watson.

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It's the opposite though

Straight lesbians for ants?

this dyke here

>obviously gay
Got any evidence to back that up, bud?

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It's sad how Satoshi starts being a lighthearted cool guy to then turn into a envious fucker and then a heartless fucker.

Being spurned for a dimwit cunt like Shitanda will poison any soul.

Chitanda is pure, fuck off fujofaggot

You never did that with your hetero bros back in high school? You need to get real close to make sure normalfags don't hear you talking about cartoons.

Her having been a mother was one of the most crucial aspects of her character though, she'd be a completely different character altogether is she were a carpet cleaner.

Bitch was diseased, yo.

He's not really heartless. He's always been like indecisive and self-loathing and Mayaka always knew that which was why she was so patient with him. Trying to improve himself made him all the more of a cool guy, even if it broke him in the process.

Just the ones I wanted to make out with.

Well as long as you dressed up as their waifu and the balls didn't touch I guess that's fine.

You can be a mother and a carpet muncher

Metrosexual

Technically.
But gay women are always horrifyingly bad mothers.
I think making them gay and unfuckable to men was nature's way of protecting all of humanity from children that would be created by them.

Nigga there are better ways to tell Mayaka than fucking steal the present and destroy it.

If anything Satoshi is the most fucked up of the four

I won't defend him. He deserved to get some shit for it, but he didn't do it out of hatred or anything and they both knew he was an autistic fuck with brain problems so it worked out.

look at these two

the only gay ship that makes sense

Newfag, please

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you posted the evidence
he had no reason at all to refuse dating her and came up with the shittiest excuse ever

Nakano is just confused but Tanigawa is 100% homo, more so after the Saiban arc with the build up of frustations with women

It's gunny how Kiku was such a fuckboy yet he got all the bitches

my nigger

yeah, I heard he was gay

Contributing I guess

He is a database

>implied kiss
>implied engagement

but that's yaoi user

>Characters that are canonically straight but are obviously gay

no that's yuri

>file name

retard alert

Tatara is obviously gay for Hyodo.

yuri is canonically attracted to girls

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>what's a bisexual

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2000's fujoshi were really something else.

I remember seeing shit like that on neopets and the like circa 2006 or so. People got into vicious fights over it, especially over how shitty all the girls were for getting in the way of TEH YAOIZ

>fucks his daughter

I fucking hate the ending

Will it be kino? It's showing this week.

Fucking your daughteru is patrician, even makes gay men straight

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Is it a Bon thing?

>3DPD
>probably will butcher the OST
dunno

>canonically straight
>OP
What?

>straight boy pretending to be gay

Gon only fucks old women

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For money?