Are you ready for the great idol collapse and for the rise of the cake idols?

Are you ready for the great idol collapse and for the rise of the cake idols?

When?

Drunk booty calls from the 6th Cinderella Girl.

Eww. Who would want to worship a cake?

Attractive, mature, experienced women, without childhood problems, with a sense of right and wrong, ready for action and desperate for love. Perfection.

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Will Nana finally accept her cake status?

Nope

I'm still waiting for the rise of JY idols.

If I make babies with Kaede will they have autism?

Why should they

Imagine 2 autists having a child

She's an alcoholic

it cant come soon enough

>Kaede-Ps have their Dickens Cider every night
How nice.

>2025
>Era of Cakidols
>2027
>Era of Gyaru Cakidols?

You don't need to make a thread every other day about it, faggot.

sauce?

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Kaede is the only truly popular idol in this pic and she isn't even a cake (she's "eternally" 24 because idols don't age).

Others girls are literally who's Mizuki needs more doujins

>Gyaru Cakidols
You mean 10 dollar hookers?

>still not translated

*vanilla marital-impregnation doujin

Please no. Idols are supposed to be attractive (JS/JC).

What part is that difficult?

You have no idea how wrong you are, user. There's a good reason most cakes are alone in their 26-35.

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>rise of cake
Maybe in your dreams.

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What reason would that be?

Usamin alone is better than all the cakes.

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I want to live on Planet Usamin.

Various psychological issues and insecurities. If you really think you'd be able to handle that on a daily basis, think again. Lonely cakes are some of the worst people you will ever meet when it comes to close relationships

Refer to I kinda like Nana, but's hilarious how everything written in this pic fits like a glove

Whatever you say, baby fucker.

>that one user who brings up 3DPD

Nana is an adorable dork who loves what she does.

Meet me somewhere.

>if you don't like cakes then you're a stinky lolicon
Nice logic there, user, but I prefer girls of the same age as me.

With that being said, post Kaede

This thread is kinda about 3D.

That's where you're wrong, friend.
Shin > beta womanchild.

>This thread is kinda about 3D.
No it's not.

The patrician-scholar chooses Shugamin.

I wish I could hug you, user no homo of course

>No it's not.

>Attractive, mature, experienced women, without childhood problems, with a sense of right and wrong, ready for action and desperate for love. Perfection.

It kinda is.

That the description of 2D cake and has absolutely nothing to do with 3D.

2D cakes are womanchildren with big tits, user. Therefore, it's not a description of a 2D cake

>womanchild

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Take-P is not "plain!"

>womanchild
You say that like it's a bad thing.

It's been maybe six months to a year since I first started noticing user using the terms "JK", "JD", "JX" or whatever, and I still haven't figured out what the fuck they're supposed to mean, beyond "females, presumably of some age bracket".

kek

>your mom is an idol
>you get mail from a thousand fans each day
>decide to read one
>goes into detail describing sexual relations with a cake
>wonder why this man would be having relations with baked goods
>wonder why he would send something so disgusting to your mother

Can you leave contacts of your mother here?

>your mom is an idol
>you get mail from a thousand fans each day
>decide to read one
>goes into detail describing sexual relations with a cake
>its from your dad
>the rest are from you

>JK
high schoolers
>JD
college girls
>JJ
jukujo, or mature women
>JC
mid-schoolers

Most idols are high schoolers, the potential of loli idols is still untapped.

I'll tap their potential if you catch my drift.

Nana is the absolute cutest. I will fight you.

>It's the year 2022
>The whole idol industry has collapsed, Japanese youngers just aren't interested in them
>Many big investors in the industry are collapsing
>Seeing the writing on the wall, a major idol studio wants to go out with one last hurrah and hopefully at least break even before closing up shop
>They invite over an old idol group for a nostalgia based comeback tour
>They're all in their late 20s or early 30s now

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How essential are thick eyebrows?

Love the Heart.

I can[t wait for her 3rd SSR. Her event is my main.

>can[t
Type with both hands when discussing Nana, please.

>Could you pass me the fermented bean paste, please? >Osoy!

I'm hitting Tokyo post christmas. Where can I can get a christmas cake on clearance?

Come.
Stop talking about my dreams again.

because he's an autist

how do you idolize something that is no longer pure?

2D cake idols, like all 2D women, are pure physically (if not mentally).

Matter of time. If the threads about the OL/NEET cake.

>attractive women in their twenties working in the entertainment industry
they're used goods through and through and you know it

I'm not one to deny your fetishes, but 2D != 3D.

>""""""old""""" idols
>they are all younger than myself

When will the year of the cake start.

Sadly accurate.

You know something is wrong if women past their early 20s are still idols didn't graduate to singers, actresses or other positions.

I hate all these cake idol posters. every one of them is a poser. they claim they like mature idols, but they really only like the already popular forced meme ones. why am I the only one that likes the stripper idol or the azusa's va idol or the pool shark idol?

Nice butt.

>insinuating
Whocakes are great.

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finally a reason to get into the idol fad.

>Sailor Booze OVA
Soon.

Oh my fucking God. Yes! Looks like my KPop girl groups.

scopolamine is a hell of a drug

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How nice, another actual woman idol--
>only 21
What other idols desperately need a time-skip?

>Yuri Milf/Christmas Cake age is about to come fruition

Next year is going to be sweet

Never going to happen, Japan is full of pedos and they consider any girl over 20 to be "old".

>Never going to happen

It's already happening, women will start buying yuri and yaoi stuff. Female demgraphic is beating Otaku ass all over the place.

Yeah, right.