This girl knocks your door and propose you to fix your shitty life

This girl knocks your door and propose you to fix your shitty life
What do

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Slam the door and never open it again.

My wife wouldn't be comfortable with that.

ask her what took her so long, I've been waiting for her for years

360 and walk away

This. But I'd be nice about it and close the door gently, as to not disturb anyone, after coming up with a suitable enough half true that makes it seem I'm too busy.

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Ask her what a civilian is doing on an air force base.

thank you, here are my life savings

pls give me attention

S-Shut up

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Tell her to fix hers first, slam the door and then we'll talk.

Accept in a heart beat.

Instantly understand her bullshit
Drag her into my world
Become that loser that she looks down upon and slowly manipulate her into sex
Brutally abuse her cunny and ass every day
Convince her to use blowjobs as a way to "control me".
Have a live in fuckpet who doesn't realize that she's only kept around to be my tiny and almost too snug onahole.

She's a pretty shitty person.
The anime totally glosses over the part where she ran off and left satou tied up without food or water for 2 weeks and he nearly died.
Then again, the anime glossed over a lot of unsavory stuff, like all the drug use, or how satou was literally into cp.

I may have to check out the mangas

Sure thing user.

Seems my psychosis has developed to the point of vivid visual hallucinations. I'll ignore it.

He's talking about the novel, I think. The manga has a dumb twist that takes things in a different direction.

Wake up.

>no girl will ever tie you up and force you to be her personal toilet as your only means of sustenance

Why even live?

An intelligent man of taste.

It's funny how my wife actually helped me fix my life but Misaki couldn't when I watched her show a couple years ago.

I will make her life shitty instead

>n-no thanks, but I appreciate the thought

no that makes sense because misaki is a bad selfish person

worst 2d girl

you mean GOOD

Manga > anime >novel

Thank you for your concern, but I do not wish to fix my life.

"change comes from within"
>she pegs me

>360
>away
Are you dumb?

Wot twist?

She wasn't actually a girl.

>This will never happen

Tell the junkie piece of shit to fuck off and slam the door

Ah yes, the 'let the right one in' twist.

the manga sucked

Joke's on her. I work seven days per week.

noku noku noku

Engage in a philosophic discussion about what defines a shitty life

Only after sex.

> she ran off and left satou tied up without food or water for 2 weeks and he nearly died.
Is this from mango? I don't remember anything like that in LN, although it was ages ago.
t. speedreader

I want my own Misaki dear God help me.

How new?

>you will never have your own demiurge to maximize your suffering

aah yes, I've actually had these kind of dreams where by some miracle my life got fixed. Waking up from those were the worst mornings

You all missed the point, Misaki never helped Satou, he had to help himself when he could no longer be a NEET. Don't get me wrong, Misaki's a good girl, but she needs help with her own problems before helping anyone

This *might* be a joke, user. It's not certain but a chance is there

What would sex with Misaki feel like?

Awkward and forced.
Much like just being with me.

Cry and tell her that she's too late, then accusingly ask her: 'where have you been, all this time, when I needed you?' Only to realize that Misaki isn't at my front door, and why would she be? Salvation isn't real. Anime isn't real.

It is

Wasn't the whole point of the show that misaki DIDN'T help satou?
If anything she made his life worse than it already was

Tell her there is nothing to fix and go back to masturbating to loli doujins and watching Shoujo Shuumatsu.

>wanting to be a normalfag
No thanks

Never is to late user

>What do
Emotionally abuse and manipulate into cockslut slavery

Son, do you know how NEW you were going?

Busy thinking am I died and is this haven.

Which anime girl?

Satania

Help her graduate high school, and try to influence her to do something with her life, so she isn't as fucked up as I am.

Through our meetings and sessions,eventually re-evaluate my decisions and realize that it isn't too late to change anything, and eventually work out my own problems.

Thank you for acknowledging me as someone who exists as more than an invisible observer of the world with genuine interest instead of ironic sarcasm or shallow meaningless small talk.

>The anime totally glosses over the part where she ran off and left satou tied up without food or water for 2 weeks and he nearly died.
2 weeks without water?
He should have died, at least two times over.

>I happen to be an idiot
Of course, all SAOtards are.

Wow, Lain looks good all grown up.

>Of course, all SAOtards are.
I am afraid you might be the idiot.

I know that feeling, hope you are doing well user!

Thanks user

Nah, I'm pretty sure the SAOpleb here is the real idiot.

And who would that be?

The fucktard who posted an image from SAO, that is

Like it wasn't

No, i think the idiot might still be you.

Nah, pretty sure the retard posting Asuna is the true idiot here.

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That's Yoshiko from Aho girl though

Yeah, right, and that's Yui from K-On

>Cunny
She's too old to have one of those.

prime bait

youkoso

HITORIBOCCHIIII

Kill yourself, idiot.

>prime
"bait" isn't a number.

If you stay facing someone and then walk away it's normal.
Doing a 360 doesn't change your standing position therefore sentence above proves doing a 360 and walking away is normal

Do this

Turn around and go to the broom closet instead.

I'd hitori her bocchi

close the door because i don't trust those kind of people they always abandon me

I want to hitori the Bocchi.

I let her do whatever she want at this point in my life even someone like Misaki is better that nothing

Ignore her and make a porn game with my neighbor, doing more for good my life than she ever could.

>She's just fooling around
So? You'll still get laid.

Isn't that exactly like the doujin for NHK?

Sauce?

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It was probably this, but not exactly like what you wanted. I swear to god, there was a doujin that had Satou manipulating just for sex and it also involved impregnation.

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>Satou manipulating just for sex and it also involved impregnation

user, you best not be making this shit up.

I remember watching this when I was 16. Even back then it hit me closer than I would have liked because somehow I think I knew that I would become like Satou.

Now I'm 25, and even though I have a job and I'm not nearly as anti-social as he is, I still feel like shit all the time, alone with no hope of finding someone to fall in love with.

I guess I would be cautiously welcoming of her if she came to me. But I think I have commitment issues and I would end up turning her away and self-sabotage myself back to the shitty life I had before but which I had grown accustomed to.

Getting used to failing all the time is horrifying thing.

I promise you I'm not lying. I don't forget what I fap to, I remember even the artstyle so I don't forget. goddamn it, I should have just saved it.

I'm 26 and I watched it around at the same time, it made me feel like shit too despite the fact that I was social and outgoing with plenty of friends and was in a soccer team with a record of winning multiple tournaments.
All it did was introduce worthless thoughts into my brain.
10 years later and life is still the same and in 10 more years it will probably be the same, fuck this show for making me worry about useless shit.