PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FAKE MEMO EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04
>Tucker: Men In America pt2 3/14/18
youtu.be/wP33T4KjR3c
>Tucker: Men In America pt3 3/16/18
youtu.be/Dcin79jjFto

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #48 3/17/18
c-span.org/video/?442760-2/
>VP Pence/2nd Lady @St Patrick's Day Parade in GA 3/17/18
youtu.be/nuO6yk6bgU8
>This Week @State 3/16/18
youtu.be/rQNiDYsLRj0
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Irish PM Varadkar to WH 3/16/18
youtu.be/RsTBJA18Ws8
>DepSoS Sullivan meets JPN FM Kono 3/16/18
youtu.be/yfmMJYzlIRg
>DepSoS Sullivan meets SoKo FM 3/16/18
youtu.be/H8pwoZzvGFQ
>HHSSec Azar @Natl Assoc of Comm Health Centers 3/16/18
youtu.be/FoefD7TE31k
>StateDep Readout: Heather w/AssSoS Evanoff 3/16/18
youtu.be/kD0pSbkCgNA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Leg Affairs Dir Short 3/16/18
youtu.be/nyliqfUpXgc
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/2nd Lady/IrishPM @Shamrock Bowl 3/15/18
youtu.be/VGhnAmFC5dY
>Pres Trump/Irish PM Varadkar @ Friends of Ireland luncheon 3/15/18
youtu.be/5f9ztw_WQa0
>Pres Trump meets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
youtu.be/pRuOHm2bx-s
>Pres Trump greets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
youtu.be/-E3Lv81Jz_s
>AG Sessions @Chief of Police Forum 3/15/18
youtu.be/1mKkW-HfTM0
>NatlSec Space Program Budget hearing 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442615-1/

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last thread was low energy have some OC

>youtu.be/6h3ICZ37YJw

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maga?

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AWOO

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Real Russian hours, who up?

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Based af

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When does the bass drop?

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MAGA

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as soon as the boot hit the floor

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> Yeah they'll vote along with Trump on most shit but if there's a big, important policy/issue they can grandstand on to get attention they'll vote against him
Yeah, the time to punish them is the primaries but when the midterms election come you vote even for Skeletor (R-Eternia) because as proved by pic related whoever run on the D side will guaranteed have a worse bill voting record that any republican.

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Who is Senator G? Does he have anything to do with easy D?

Grassley i guess

anything interesting scheduled for Trump today?

cool art style but fuck awoos

IT WAS HIS TURN

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shitposts only

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perfect

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>11am Massage in Oval with Mike Pence
>12pm Bang melania

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PRAISE

who is JUST'd more, Yeb! or McCabe?

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When do we get the noose boys? Tired of waiting

>twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/975350027169206273

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This Branco cartoonist is pro Trump? Because if not he surely seems to be, he's the one who made the High Test Trump supporter, isn't he?

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Who's watching NASCAR today?

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>11am Massage in Oval with Mike Pence
>mfw can't tell if you mean massage or message

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>mueller team has 0 republicans
silly trump
mueller is a republican

DO SOMETHING

Go Kyle Busch!

uh-oh, here come more hate facts...

The US Central Intelligence Agency runs a venture capital fund called In-Q-Tel, based in Arlington, Virginia. A few quick facts, courtesy of LinkedIn and the company’s website:
>IQT has 186 active employees, with operations in the Bay Area as well as DC.
>Its mission is “To identify and partner with startup companies developing innovative technologies that protect and preserve our nation’s security.”
>The current CEO and President is Chris Darby, an Intel Corp alum
>The lead partner is Steve Bowsher, who is based in San Francisco and has the usual Harvard/Stanford educational credentials common in the VC community.

IQT knows how to pick winners and isn’t afraid to go it alone.

It was, for example, the only outside firm that would invest in Palantir’s first round
>That company, founded by Peter Thiel, uses advanced software and big data analysis to solve cyber espionage and other 21st century problems
>The rest of the VC community passed, with some outright telling Thiel the idea would never work.
>IQT plunked in $2 million back in 2004 and got Palantir the connections to work with the US government on several serious cyber security problems. Which they solved.
>Fast forward to now, and Palantir’s value may be as high as $20 billion and there is talk of an IPO. Even if IQT’s original $2 million investment only gave them 1% of the company, they have a 100-bagger on this trade.

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Someday you will learn to embrace the terrible, loving Awoo vibe, user.
>Think of her as Kali with fur, pointy ears, and a cute, wet nose.

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So what is IQT invested in now? The juiciest ideas are secret, but here are some of the public ones:

SnapDNA
>Portable chip-based DNA analysis
>Identify anyone on Earth in real time by their genetic fingerprint.

Magnet Forensics
>Digital forensic analysis of evidence from computers, phones and tablets to fight crime and guard national security.

Sonitus Technologies
>In-mouth microphones and speakers to allow for secure and high fidelity communication in any environment.

Keyhole,
>a satellite imagery company.
>Sold to Google in 2005, where it became Google Earth.

Mossad is following in IQT’s footsteps with a VC firm named Libertad Ventures.
Their initial focus will be on robotics, energy, encryption, web intelligence, and natural language processing. They do not, however, intend to take equity. Or call out what they own.

QUICK RUNDOWN please I have no idea what is going on anymore with Trump.

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> watching /turnleft/
If you're not taking your mates in person to burn some burgers, drink some beer and ignore the event for the most part you have no reason to ever do it

-and girls.
Thanks, Danica.

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The best thing about K. Busch is his livery wrap.

McCabe is sudoku
Sessions did something
trumpu is tweeting and triggering normies

Can someone post the crude pixelated cringe Pepe that goes along side Drumpf posting? I keep forgetting to save.

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I have no idea who those people are, but will the swamp be finally drained?

Why the fuck all these ex-intelligence officials keep making public statements on twitter and go on fucking TV?

Which country does this?

>that Samantha Power tweet
How fucking retarded is the deepstate?
That defensive tweet just makes them look more sleazy

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NASCAR is ONLY good if you're there in-person with friends. There's literally no reason to ever watch it on tv

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>turning left

now this is motor sport
youtu.be/kLkLtBkUVuo

Stop reading mango

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communist countries?

>- t h e w a l l
>uses 'sea wall' from the BR2049 soundtrack
well done, bob

Fuuuck. tea tree oil is really useful and Yardleys lavender soap is good stuff. Next thing is my peppermint.

UKRAINE SECURITY FORCES SEAL OFF RUSSIAN EMBASSY IN KYIV

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This is BIG fuck you since today RUSSIANS VOTE FOR PUTIN and they now can't in Kiev

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is this the shitposting thread? I was told there would be shitposting here

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any manboobs sprouting?

I really like exposing my SJW girlfriend to Trump supporters and ideally white nationalists. There's something about her leftist tits being exposed unaware to people she hates that is hot.

WRONG!!

Don't be silly. Go watch a Watkins Glen race on youtube. Touring cars are cool, and in fact they're born out of the same sort of spirit as stock cars, but those boys are racing at 200mph - and that's something!

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but it's fun to read

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Russian consulated in Odessa blocked off as well

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So....James Comey, Director of the FBI, was ffred last year. Now Andrew McCabe, Deputy Director of the FBI, just got fired.

And yet Robert Mueller, a former Director of the FBI, is the special counsel? That's a clear and obvious conflict of interest, especially since the FBI paid for the Steele dossier.

Why is this so hard for the media and the Democrats to understand? How long will they defend the indefensible?

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KEK

The difference is the cars "turning left" are going 100mph faster.

did I stutter?

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>WRONG!!
I'm genuinely curious to hear why you think watching NASCAR on tv is entertaining

Democrats don't care about laws. That should be obvious by now. Respecting the rule of law and going through the process rather than outright nuking the Mueller investigation immediately is more about setting precedent for history.

Pence only gets massages with Mother, silly billy

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Only until after the mid-term elections... IF every single MAGA in the country VOTES.

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They're waiting for their version of reality to materialize

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guys... im addicted to happenings.

insider posts and potential happenings keep me going

help

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>Why is this so hard for the media and the Democrats to understand?
>implying it's an understanding problem and not a willful ignorance problem

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They understand; the FBI is a deep state power structure that punishes their enemies. Trump should abolish it completely.

No but I've got low T.

They don't want to undertand, I had an argument with a retard who believe being republican mean in that case that Mueller was impartial. If you're republican you HAVE to support Trump and oppose the democrats, you can't have common interests with other higher placed dems (the deep state which is not partisan). Then I realized that idiot was browsing r/politics, a fucking frog

lucky for you you're in the right timeline for maximum happenings

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Have a blessed Sunday guys

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>addicted to LARPs
I'll get the rake

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I've got an insider post for you.
Nothing will fucking happen.
Go to sleep.

That's fucked up

link

you cant stop me

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Stop watching gay wars.

Did you expect anything less from a woman? You should not have.

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McCabe getting fired with the FISA judge in the Mueller investigation being confirmed for crooked were the two big happenings that were predicted on here and actually came true. This Q shit is Boomer LARP, but occasionally actual people in the know post on Sup Forums

yea a statement like that is grounds for divorce in my opinion. Having someone you love tell you to your face that your GENES aren't good enough for her? Fuuuuuuuuuuuck that, instant deal breaker.

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twitter.com/SamanthaJPower/status/975016643670757376

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Same reason watching golf, or watching football (gridiron, not association) there's layers to the contest that make it interesting. No fuel gauges, pit lane errors/pentalties, tires, debris on the track covering air intakes, bump drafting, side drafting accident avoidance. The list goes on.

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lmao
manlets when will they learn

Tell that to Lori

he seems upset

> QUICK RUNDOWN please I have no idea what is going on anymore with Trump
Regarding to recent developments

FISA abuse
> Nunes memo exposed the roundabout (and illegal) way the FBI and the DOJ used their own usual assets to fabricate evidence to get a FISA warrant on Carter Page
> for those who don't know the type of warrant they got have a "two hops" limit on who they can place surveillance meaning
> with the warrant on Carter Page they can spy on anyone he talks
> they can also spy on anyone those who talked to him talked
> they also don't need a physical wiretap, as (per the NSA whistleblower and per Snowden) they can just request the already recorded NSA surveillance
> the main players in this abuse were Strosk, the agent who
> took Hillary and Huma and Mills statement, without taking notes or even being under oath
> altered the Comey report to remove Obama (replacing by other senior administrator) and remove expressions that could portray what Hillary did as a crime (replacing by administrative mishandling);
> took Flynn statement that later were construed as perjury and resulted on his indictment;
> coordinates everything with his mistress (a FBI lawyer and liaison with the DOJ) and his superior, Andrew McCabe

OIG investigation
> started at the request of the democrat congress to prove the FBI interfered with the election by hurting Hillary with the Comey letter
> ended up uncovering the affair between Strosk and the FBI lawyer; the conspiracy between them to shield Hillary and hurt Trump;
> in the process of the investigation got close enough to McCabe, the deputy FBI director under Comey and caught him lying under oath, resulting in his firing two days out of his retirement

All in all it will all lead to Comey's FBI and Lynch/Yates DOJ. They're fucked because once the ball got rolling it can't really be stopped. They'll end up getting Comey next at very least

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Anyone interested? She's an activist. If you're in Orlando you might see her at a rally...

>didn't even spell Jeddah correctly
Confirmation would prove 9/11 was CIA/Mossad though.

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