Houseki no Kuni

How do we make her happy?

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Give her proper 2D art.

She'd just be sad in 2D instead of 3D. You haven't helped her at all.

I'd give her a fun job of putting Phos out of his misery

As I said before the thread was fucked, they aren't forcing her to stay in the cave. They invited her to hibernate inside,presumably every year. She's even the one who decided to do the night shift in the first place.

Gently separated his limbs so he can be put in a dormant state, shield him from the sun and let him sleep in peace.

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What happened to the last thread? Did I lose track of time and it hit bump limit a long time ago?

It didn't die normally, It got deleted to some reason.

Well that sucks. I hope everyone saved all the arts they wanted.

Putting "edition" in the OP is a surefire way of getting your thread deleted.

I knew it, someanithing is a mod
>post yfw cg is not anime and we have to move to another board

It's on the archive
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I've heard it said that Phos has the 7 buddhist treasures already, but aren't they missing a Ruby/Carnelian?

He's missing a Padparadscha.

You got turned into a gembutt. The last digit of your post number is your hardness on the Mohs scale. Are you fucked?

>You got turned into a gembutt
I'm gonna break myself so Rutile will touch me.

Posting it again for the anons that didn't get to download the tiny Jades.
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Sorry for getting the last thread deleted, I didn't think a mod would get that mad just from putting "edition" on it.

I'm sure I'll be okay.

Yes. They have 6 of them. Next is probably a part of Padparadschapapshadchachacha, which is a variety of ruby.
I don't want the quack's husbando to get offed so I hoping the last parts they used are still on their body.

Rock'n rolling

Ok so basically while everyone was searching for Phos Cinnabar didn't bother to tell anybody he found him

How much of a dick can someone be?

It's like that time when I said I'll get a gf if I get singles and got doubles.

Jade is seriously cute.

That would require having a conversation with other gems.

Mohs isn't everything though. See Diamond, easy to break. Jade's a 7 and is the toughest one.

Five bucks I'm going to get Shinsha tier

Shinsha is an autistic emo faggot. Do you really expect him to talk to people?

I'm going to be the hardest gem there is.

Can I choose at will with my doubles?

Jade is for headpats.

At least she has a good reason to be autistic and emo

Is Phos too far gone?

Gem'em

Interesting that Phos was thinking about what it means to be mortal just now, while Cinnabar is constantly inflicting death on her environment and probably thought about this a lot already.

ROAD ROLLA

Well, am I?

Probably.

Even if they recover the original head Phos might not want to come back to being a simpleton.

You mean if it happened right here? Like we're still in our own world?

cinnamon!

Phossu?!

Flowers For Phosphophylite?

Thanks for giving me a new Jade Picture for the shrine, from now on you are a VIP member in the Jade Shrine.

Thx user for supporting the Jade Cult.

Phossu is 3,5, Antarc is 3.

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More like Houseki no Kino.

You are a strange person.

still waiting for the new banner

Nice.
You just don't understand the wonder of Jade.

make a banner

No problem, I'm glad to help!

>mfw rolled one of the lowest numbers so far
y-you'll all protect my brittle ass from the moonies, right gemanons?

No.

It's my time to shine!

let's see, rollin'

I want this kind child back

Its evolving...

Sensei, your daughter is becoming too rebellious.

Here's the tiny jade collage again from the deleted thread

Rollan for a 7

All good things must come to an end

>Character shrine
Well that takes me back...

You'll be fine as long as you're not retarded user. You're not retarded, are you?

>bellybutton
I want to appreciate the lewds but they keep fucking up and flaring up my autism.

>Doesn't have anything made from actual jade at his shrine
What is this weakass garbage

No way, user's a Master Scholar.

I always loved the color Phos.

Is 0 10? Rolling for Dia.

That's what the donation funds are for, user.

Are you a mooninite? Do you love her alluring mint color?

I am poor,I need donations for buying Jade stuff.

So why is Bort slung over Sensei's shoulder? Did she care the most about finding Phos?

She always works the hardest

Look at the materials he used, most likely user comes from an impoverished household. Cut him some slack, do you want to force him stop nibbling his moldy bread crusts to buy an item of real jade?
Bastard

She works herself too hard. Probably kept seaching till she dropped unconscious.

Bort always honestly gives his 100% on everything.

No good, Phos should be kind forever!

Sorry, I'm afraid he's doomed then.

Rolling

>How do we make her happy?
She just needs a massage and bath, so to speak.

WHAT ARE THOSE SHADY BUMPS ON PHOS CHEST
PHILISTINE!

Phos is still kind, she's just became a little warped after all the PTSD

Noice.

Also, is there a chart or something with the gems' ages? We know that Onii-sama is the oldest (3597 years old), Phos the youngest (300), Zircon the second youngest and Euclase is 2173 years old. Other than that, Dia is Bortz' nii-chan. Did I miss something?

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>accidentally hovered over spoilered text

Give her the job of encyclopedia writer

You knew the risks.

We had tiny Jades, and now...

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You're a dumb.

Euc is at least 2173 if I recall correctly, not exactly that. Cinnabar is the same age as Dia.

I am kinda expecting Sensei to propose this next episode as a follow up to removing Phos from the job.

>comes to black bar general
>gets mad about spoilers

Cinnamon and Dia have the same age
Twins, Ghost, Cairndude are all pretty young
No idea about the rest

Phos had the quack doctor upgrade her after coming to appreciate Ruler's rare and valued assets.

Propose what?

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>3000 years of playing card game and raising jellyfishes
Being a gem must suck, atleast moonies has a goal.