Went to bar for St. Pat's

>went to bar for St. Pat's
>some dork came in in a green MAGA cap
>everybody started laughing
>bartender told him to fuck off
>MAGA tard sulked out alone with no drinks
Keep that retarded shit at home.

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Gigantic fag of a bartender

>walking down sidewalk
>some youths greet me without reason
>pause for a moment
"Heil Hitler!"
>they all heil me back

Some real thought-provoking garbage right here.

>went to bar for St. Pat's
Stopped reading there, clearly fake

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>I believe this actually happened
No it didn’t

Cool gaybar story, rabbi

keep trying kike

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>things that never happened

>hurrr..din happen
Sure as fuck did.
Laughed my ass off all night.

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I was working the door at an Irish pub yesterday. This "guy" comes in wear eye makeup and lipstick. But then I notice he has a a skirt on. But them to too it off, I notice it has a hammer and sickle belt buckle on. After I took it's money for the door fee I looked it in the eyes and said "heil Hitler" and the little cucked faggot just looked shocked and walked on. He left before I got off work but if he was still there he was getting it's ass beat.

But we're they white?

>laughed my ass off all night

>in a corner booth all by myself

> loser left the house Haha yeah sure op. You don't go to bars

>Keep that retarded shit at home.

An advice applicable to the whole Cucknited State of Numalerica, in all circumstances.

Shut it shitskin. Your country is irrelevant and our bitch

>gave dad my green hat to wear to the town festival
>mom: “They’re not going to let us into the festival if he wears that hat.”
>dad: “They can’t do that. I’m going to wear it.”
>mom: *passive aggressive you will not get pussy for six month fit*
>dad: *takes hat off*

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t. el goblino

Thinks anyone cares about Duhmerica
Not a single Chilean has one shred of respect for Americand.

Wore mine all night.
>5 bars. Strangers call me out to say they like the hat
>got into real race talk with black chicks who love the wall
>absolutely zero flak from yuppies or hippies
>prompt and courteous service

yeah, 17 year olds having a goof I guess

Need another Pinochet to sort that mess out

He can use legal action against the bartender.

>what are things that never happened for $500 Trebek

>Keep that retarded shit at home.

I don't go to shitty hipster craft brew bars in San Francisco.

notice the use of white women, the use of a copy/pasta meme to push their kike jewish overlords agenda

they're just mad bc the don't get laid and are poorfags for life.

>alone

being alone is bad

>see guy with a MAGA hat
>he's a mexican
>an ugly mexican, 98% mestizo

lol

haha based blonde whores

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>Turning down paying customers for muh politics
Just as dumb as not baking the fag cakes. Just pour a beer and get paid, dipshits.

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in which state?

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Colorado

KYS and move back to the shit state you came from.

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This happens at least once a week at the bar i work in Houston. Usually i let them buy girls drinks before asking them to piss off

ah, similar event occurred in commiefornia, black maga hat though, literal Chad who arm-wrestled 5 "men" to prove he's not going anywhere

Fake and gay.

Hahahahahahaha the MAGA guy must've accidently walked into a gay bar.

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>things that happened
>that

pick 1

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>walking down sidewalk
>see all the subhuman scum infesting the country
>walk down further
>see one little blonde girl with blue eyes in a public school amongst all shitskins
>"think if only I could save you from this hell..."
>go home depressed knowing she'll be brainwashed

>at town saint patrick's day parade
>town Democrats have a float
>everyone's just laughing and jeering at them for the entire route
>childless woman driving the thing looks like she wants to be a truck of peace

>born and raised
come at me faggot

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Things that never happened for $500 Alex!

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>....Usually i let them buy girls drinks before asking them to piss off
Couldn't possibly sound anymore beta and submissive if you tried!

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Has Sup Forums become a popular gaybar employee posting blog all of a sudden?

You don't belong here, faggot.

Alright well at least fuck off to Nederland or something.

Good, Drumpfniggers deserve more of it

Likely story

>>gave dad my green hat to wear to the town festival
>>mom: “They’re not going to let us into the festival if he wears that hat.”
>>dad: “They can’t do that. I’m going to wear it.”
>>mom: *passive aggressive you will not get pussy for six month fit*
>>dad: "Maybe not from you..."
>>Mom: "Don't bitch at me if everyone makes fun of you..."

shills everywhere

[Record scratch/ freeze frame]
>And that's the story of how I was such a colossal faggot that I couldn't even get drink at a bar on st Patrick's day

Lol I would have just beat all your asses then taken a bottle of top shelf and walked out lol.
Everyone knows only soyboys get all butthurt and uppity about shit like that kek.

Who’s Alex?
I don’t get this meme?

lel none of those girls are above a 6/10

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>greet me without reason
Is that weird? I wave and say hi to strangers.

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>Heh, g-geez guys maybe this Trump thing was a mistake. T-the Chad bartender gave me a wedgie and the 14 year olds drinking at the bar laughed at me. Wh-who else is ashamed of this ZGRRRRUUUUUBMMMMMMMFFFFDDFDFF guy?

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"I'll take 'Shit that didn't happen.' for $400, Alex."

"I'll take 'Shit that didn't happen.' for $400, Alex."

Colorado is a state full of cuckold numales.

remind me..who is the president of the united states? ;^)

HAHA Americans pretending they're Irish day. Yeah fuck America amlirite? haha

they were smoking outside a pub and full of energy I guess.

Figured I'd return the favor and check whether they're Sup Forumsacks or antifaggots. Wasn't disappointed, also redpilled a friend I was with who thinks that right wing ideas are much rarer to find than they actually are.

I went to 4-5 different bars yesterday a few in the daytime then an hour nap and went back at night. I didn't see one hat or even any mention of trump good or bad. Another interesting thing is it was almost all people 30+.

99/100 magachumps harass the girls and the bouncers get involved. This way at least there isn't a scene or opportunity to fight

Where the hell do you live? I got people up in my face and yelling whenever I tried that with mine.

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Sure thing.
>Rita's in Breck
Come down sometime.
Who gives a fuck?
I voted for Vermin Supreme.

>99/100 magachumps harass the girls and the bouncers get involved
Bro quit lying. No one believes this retarded shit. You aren't some white knight - you're probably some angry shitskin or beta male. Girls don't fuck the "good guy" friend so you should probably man the fuck up .

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Yeah and you're a ex-Navy Seal biker cowboy, huh?

Keep telling yourself that, amerimutt

> HAHA Americans pretending they're Irish day. Yeah fuck America amlirite? haha
Bro we have the largest Irish diaspora than all the other ones COMBINED. Especially here in New England. My grandfather was right off the boat in Boston.

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>He thinks he's going to get pussy in the friendzone
CUTE!

100% European stock from New England.

Try again pussy

> be me at work
> see german guy and gay guy greet me with a super-effiminate hand wave
> roman salute back for comedic effect
> they stop talking to me

don't forget to hide your power level, boyos. Normies are more perceptive than you might think.

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You've lost your fucking way with your shit ton of imported commiefornia leftist.
You've literally forced your neighboring states to expand their budgets to set up checkpoints rivaling the fucking Berlin wall to keep your garbage contained.
Have fun rotting in your self imposed degeneracy mountain fags.

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you look like a hippy fag with zero dollars and a lisp.

>Yeah and you're a ex-Navy Seal biker cowboy, huh?
You're so bets that real men are either Navy SEALS ,bikers, or cowboys in your eyes? Hahahahha jesus christ dude.

youre so fucking full of shit. i hate you lying, limp wristed leftist faggots.

ok
think whatever you want dude

confirmed lefty faggot

You say it as a joke but its true. Colorado is the new Commiefornia

It is in Leafland. Burgers at least talk to each other.

I could bench press thirty of you, but doubt I could lift your mom

honestly would like to see her w/o costume

No, just an omega male who hates 99% of people in Colorado.

LMAOO
Your trailer trash ass can't lift shit. Get the fuck out old man,go watch wheel of fortune. You fucking hippy wannabe badass dopehead

>things that never happened

gotchu senpai

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The scary thing is..she isnt wearing a costume.

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Cool story bro

doesnt matter they are gonna produce mongrel babies instead of white babies.

Sure they did.

I went to a St. Patty's Day event here in Chicago wearing a green Make Speech Free Again hat and only one person made a fuss: The faggot nu-male fatty dressed like a lesbian. And he shut the fuck up after I told him to.

Was that you, user?

Burn the coal pay the toll. 10/10 chance he leaves her when he makes a halfbreed with her. Daily reminder that 80% of black babies dont know their dad.

>dopehead
You live with your grandma, huh Poindexter?

I look really mean so people don't say stuff to me unless they're confident people, so usually no leftist fagtards.

You'd be arrested in Sweden