>live in drumpfs america
>go to store
>get mugged
>go to bridge
>get crushed
>go to school
>get shot
Live in drumpfs america
Noah Campbell
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Angel Diaz
>go to bank
>find out check is 75$ more than in january without a raise
Gavin Rivera
>live your life as a Leftist
>go outside realize math, biology and science exist
>demand math, science and biology be banned
>go home and get ass fucked by immigrant boyfriend
>get AIDS
>die
Daniel James
>2018
>nazi
off yourself
Hunter Gutierrez
Don’t blame Trump for the FBI’s fuck up
Liam Miller
>Trump's America
>all things that happened in Cuban and kike-infested Florida
Really makes me think.
Luis Hill
Jack Lewis
>live in democrat-controlled city
>all of that happens on a daily basis no matter who is president
Benjamin Myers
>Go to store
>Wait behind illegal Maria and her 7 illegal children
>Watch illegal Maria use her free food stamps
>Gets into a brand new car paid for by Jose who works under the table
Camden Howard
All jokes aside, Floridians are fucking crazy dude. During their spring break they drive to Alabama and just fucking trash our gas stations and shit dude. You'll also see heroin needles, condoms(used) and even fucking dildos everywhere on the beaches.
Charles Russell
>be American
>$100K college debt
>go outside
>get shot
>$250K hospital bill
>go to chipotle
>get food poisoning
>go to walmart
>shit pants
>cross a bridge
>die
Aiden Phillips
maymay flag can’t disparage another maymay flag fag
Eli Gonzalez
>drumpfs america
Christopher Sanchez
Boom.
Nathaniel Cox
Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn nasty. As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife, Michelle, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like." Did you like my joke?
Benjamin Reyes
Florida is by far the most entertaining state in the union.
Mason Sanchez
>"muh fbi boogeyman"
KYS
Liam Ortiz
Mugged by niggers, crushed by bridge built by women, and get shot by mental delinquints. Its because we dont just kill the inferiors. Nothing to do with trump.
Ethan Miller
Lol All shit that happened under Obama too, but it's okay because he was your nigger.
Jack Johnson
>all good that happens is drumpf doing
>all bad that happens is obama doing
Jonathan Diaz
>go to Puerto Rico
>get hurricaned
>go to Hollywood
>get Weinsteined
Asher Jackson
Go to Obama White House
Get fondled by Biden
Lincoln Jones
>>live in black area of america
>>go to store
>>get mugged
>>go to bridge
>>get crushed
>>go to school
>>get shot
Kayden Thomas
>go on United Airlines flight
>get David Daoed
>go to the sun
>get eclipsed
>be OJ Simpson
>get paroled
Ryan James
>go to test drive Tesla
>get launched into space
James Anderson
>be drumpfkins
>get paid by trump tower
Henry Russell
That's just left over Obama America, Trump America hasn't kicked in yet.
Josiah Long
Fuck you, Trump is the God of America.
Deus Vult.
Jonathan Scott
>be a leftie
>still get triggered by swastikas
>in 2018
Joshua Allen
>be Hillary
>slip in poo and break wrist
Connor Lewis
>be american
>born a mutt
Grayson Gomez
Be op be a snowflake
Carter Young
>meanwhile in drumlfs america
m.youtube.com
Asher Sanders
>drumpfkins still using the obama excuse
WEW
Benjamin Robinson
>be Toys R Us
>get bankrupted
>be dog on United Airlines flight
>get stuffed into overhead compartment and die
>be Kevin Smith
>get heart attacked
>be Tide Pod
>get eaten
Connor Rivera
>vote democrat
>democrats govern
>vote republican
>democrats still govern
Bentley Reyes
>implying every american president since Kennedy wasnt a controlled by them
Benjamin Perez
Gabriel Sullivan
Low quality, that's just America in general. Trump isn't the cause of these issues. Jews and their greed certainly play a significant role in these issues though. That's for sure.
Carter Price
>get mugged
by a nog
>get crushed
by a female-built bridge
>get shot
by a kid who grew up with no father
its cute how the left fucks things up, then uses those very things as criticisms of the right
reminds me of certain women ive dated (briefly)
Joshua Torres
and it would be exactly the same under any other president.
gee, that was easy
Leo Collins
>live in Trudeau's canada
>don't get threatened by physical harm anywhere
>still long for the sweet release of death to free me from this hellhole
Aaron Baker
Lol, well if it happened before Trump was in office, then clearly it wasn't his doing.
Zachary Hughes
>upset by nazis
>in favor of students petitioning the government to disarm civs
wew
Oliver Watson
approximately 5 people on the Right can do science or math.
Benjamin Baker
>implying it would be any different with the bitch
Jonathan Barnes
try calling a tranny by the proper biological pronoun
Carter Ramirez
>be Keaton Jones
>get bullied
>be Roy Moore
>get MeTooed
>be Maddox
>get legally declared a c uck
Colton Rodriguez
Then they just screech and threaten violence that never comes. Some of the people in my cohort are "antifa" but all they do is bitch instead of actually punching nazis like they'd have you believe.
Carter Wright
the last one LUL
Nathaniel Flores
Its national sociolist you faggot and you literally created us.
Caleb King
Trump's America is Great. political correctness is BTFO!
Blake Parker
slide
sage
all fields
Dominic James
>entry-level racism
>cannot into greentext
>doesnt write FTFY
pls go back to plebbit
Joseph Russell
cut him some slack, Obama inherited a mess from Bush.