Walk in

>walk in
>see this

wat do?

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Gently drape my coat over her and vigilantly stand guard against potential marauding niggers.

Rape the shit out of her pretty little feet.

Only one answer possible.

> you have to eat all the eggs

Sage a bowl of eggs.

Grab her by the pussy

*sniff*

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Put my ass next to her face and rip a massive wet fart.

I see a banana.

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...

Ignore

Masturbate immediately. Immediately.

>t. Achmed

She Hawt Tho

This.

>put my arms around her
>hug tightly
>kiss on lips gently
>feed her the banana
She's literally perfect.

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Too old. She is like 40 man.

The difference between America, and America's hat

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>using public transport
turn 360 degree and walk back to my car

:D

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Steal her shoes.

t.nigger

Catch up. It's been at least a year.

All of the eggs

Try to get a peak of her floppy beef curtains

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Run away, don't want to get metooed

Drop some vicious ground and pound on her fucking head.

I'll knock her out and knock her back in again and then knock her out again and again and again and again. That's maximum brain damage, there. Give the bitch Epilepsy.

LE EBIN AIRHORN PRANK BRAH

Came here for this.

some Russian gangsters already did that actually, one side of her face is paralyzed or something

rap it

Go boil a bowl full of eggs

Move her legs and sit down. Inconsiderate tart.

Fpbp

Well of course I'm gonna rub one out into her shoe.

Wake her up and tell her that what she is doing is dangerous, then ask her if I could have a moment of her time to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.

fpbp
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Eat dat bananna...cum on the on the peel and smack her in the face with it

>Gently drape my coat over her and vigilantly stand guard against potential marauding niggers.

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A true gentleman

Probably jerk off on her and before I leave spit on her in disgust.

smell those tasty feet, big old whiff

based leaf

Horrendously funny!!!

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Leave. Being in a room alone with a woman in current year is just asking for a false rape charge.

based neckbeards, unsung heroes of our degenerate era

>IMPROVISE

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Fart on her head and walk away like nothing happened.

What tha.......

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This

you cant rape feet.

Eminem is that you??

How is this the only post that contains rape?

Shit on her face.

Do a 360 and gtfo. Wait nervously nearby until she leaves and run in real quick and see if any of her hairs are left on the seat to add to my collection.

Sniff toes

This but also offer her some of my hard boiled eggs when she wakes up.

>Probably jerk off on her and before I leave spit on her in disgust.
Do you know if you did that, I would cut off your tiny penis and then skin you alive? I'd happily do the prison time.

kek

tell that woman to take her dirty feet off the seats

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eat the banana

We used to call this a white knight. But now we are calling them social justice warrior? Ive been in a comma for 9 years, what the fuck happened? Everything feels surreal, even after waking up on january 19. I think im dead and this is not the same life thatt i remember.

Why does that bitch need 3 pairs of shoes?

I fucking hate you foot fags on here.

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Yer bunch of sick fucks, laughing so hard!!! Stop it, please! Sides!!!

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wtf

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So racist. Look at those reams of White Paper on the shelf.

eat the banana

That's a pretty reasonable answer I must admit

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Leave her alone she's tired.

Make Caolan blow me while she sleeps

LOL

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wat

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Tell some little kid to draw a dick on her face with a sharpie.

kek

>not going for the soles

>feed her the banana
fucking hell
whats next
eggs ???
you disgust me

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Did Someone just say rape

Don't worry user they all probably had sex with her already.

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>lol India

I would check her for ticks

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Quiet faggot

KEK

You overdosed on soy. Plain as day, seen it many times.

Just a fedora tipping racist. A white knight nowadays would say the same thing, but he'd mention defending her from alt-right creeps

Steal some white paper.
She obviously is not aware of her white paper privilege.

source ?

Take a wet wipe and start cleaning her face before I make her breastfeed me 7 times as the prophet dictates.

wat cuntry are you supposed to be ?

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This is Sup Forums apparently.

there's nice usb keyboard also

Its Finfag loool

Throw it in the trash

I'd gently wake her and tell her how amazing she is and give her $200 on top of my $200 monthly support on Patreon.

AAAAA WTF