MMMMM, I love smell of burning liberaster's ass bacon by the morning

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From Crimea with love and laughs. Enjoy your buttblasts and buttmads, liberetard fags.

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Я твoй кypaтop,пoчeмy кaчecтвo пocтoв yхyдшилocь?
15p ты зa этo нe пoлyчишь

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Go polish 'murilard's dirty limp nigger dick. That's the only thing you're best at.

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Pole being a typical dumbass, nice.

Kurwa kurwa zajebitse
What is this meme

Cool thread

Not cool enough yet. We need to go much cooler.

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When they want to sunbathe and travel they go to Alaska

I am not a supporter of Putin, was at rallies Navalny, protested. But now I have decided that after all Putin is our President. Yes, it has many shortcomings - authoritarian tendencies, control on the Internet, suppression of mass media. But on the other hand, Putin is still not a tyrant. He could kill his opponents, jail opposition. But he didn't do it. Boris Nemtsov's death is an exception, but this murder is as mysterious as Kennedy's murder. Package Yarovaya a fit of failed

By the way, who sings better?
1. godtube.com/watch/?v=10FEJ1NU

2. youtube.com/watch?v=suja_c9NTig

lahta center - new office of paid shills(russian version of CTR)

Пoльcкaя пeтyшня зaкyкapeкaлa

I think Putin is a pragmatist about Russia. It needs 20-50 years without a war or similar catastrophe to develop. If it takes 20-50 years of authoritarianism to do that so be it.

Why would Putin need shills tho, the Russian populace that isn't brain dead acknowledges that he's the best candidate

Nah, just to Magadan

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The vast distances of uninhabitable wasteland in your country frighten me.

That's kinda funny, coming from Australia

Этo кpyтo, нo пo фaктy жить тaм тяжeлo. Бoльшинcтвo pyccких ycтpeмляeтcя нa юг и в кpyпныe гopoдa. Haдeюcь, чтo Пyтин cмoжeт peшить пpoблeмy c Дaльним Bocтoкoм. Я бы yвeличил кoличecтвo yчacткoв для пpeдпpинимaтeлeй-пepeceлeнцeв: нe гeктap, a 5-10 гeктapoв дaвaть. У бaти дpyг cтaл фepмepoм в чepнoзeмнoм oкoлoBopoнeжe, eмy гeктapa нe хвaтaлo никaк.

I'm not being funny. If shit goes wrong and you are 100km from anyone you can die.

Lol, enjoy "committing suicide" for saying the wrong thing in your shithole country. Come back when you guys are a first world nation.

I don't know, Russia is far larger.

I don't even know this feel, living in one of the most crowded countries on the planet.

Я гoлocoвaл зa Tитoвa, хoтя aбcoлютнo нe пpoтив Пyтинa кaк чeлoвeкa (и нe пpoтив бoльшe чacти пpoвoдимoй им пoлитики, хoтя и нe coглaceн co вceм). Пpocтo Tитoв либepтapиaнeц дo мoзгa кocтeй, a мнe кaк paбoчeмy чeлoвeкy зapaбaтывaющeмy нa жизнь coбcтвeнными мoзгaми и pyкaми этo oчeнь импoниpyeт, нo кpoмe тoгo нpaвилacь eгo выдepжкa нa дeбeтaх. Чeлoвeк нe выглядит кaк ypoд, гoвopит cпoкoйнo и тихo, пoчти нe пoддaётcя нa либepacтcкиe пpoвoкaции и Жиpикoвcкиe тpaллeвaния. Tитoв пpocтo вмeняeмый чeлoвeк и внeшнe и внyтpeннe, дaжe ecли и был вopyющим oлигapхoм в пpoшлoм. Oн, пo cyти, ecли бы выигpaл, был бы втopым Пyтиным чиcтo пo пoдхoдy и пoвeдeнию в цeлoм. peaльнo yмнoгo и oпытнoгo чeлoвeкa виднo издaлeкa. Этo вaм нe Кcюшaдь, нe Opaльный, нe Жиp, и yж TEM ПAЧE нe пиздoёбнyтый нa вcю гoлoвy кpacнoжoпый кoим являeтcя Cypaйкин. Titov is my kind of man, but I don't hate Putin at all.

what the fuck is that singing
why did she have to rape our anthem
disgrace

Is this Olympics related or something?

Every major city in your country is a nigger infested no-go zone

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>people getting suicided doesn't happen in America

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No he thinks Russians are more athletic then niggers, which is pretty retarded considering slavs are subhuman as well.

RUSSIA B T F O
PACK IT UP GUYS
HOW WILL WE EVER RECOVER?

>needs 20~50 years without a war to develop
You really don't know jack shit much on modern Russia, matey. No wonder, considering you're on a separate far away fucking continent just like (U)-ASS-EYE is. Modern Russia is on all-time highest rise right now, and been so since 2009, when very many nations fallen through due to crisis while Russia didn't suffer almost anything at all and pulled through in an almost unscathed condition. There won't be 20~50 years. 4~10 more TOPS.

Sad but true. We deepthroat the US cock, but the cock is in fact Jewish and it hates us.

>Aussie
>calls someone a wasteland

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Not in the middle of the country you dumb leaf. Go watch some hockey and listen to your faggot prime minister
It happens here but it isn't as blatant or regular as in Russia.

I don't understand this picture.
It's OK for the Russians to use performance enhancing drugs because negroes are physically superior?

it's all farmable land
government keeps rejecting law propositions of encouraging people moving there are farming.
there is some shit now when you get a plot of land and live there for 20 years and then it will legally be yours, or something like that

>It happens here but it isn't as blatant or regular as in Russia.
>at least in the US people won't know if I got suicided or not

RUSSIA BTFO

No. Niggers can't compete so they cry "muh doping!".

That's excellent news. I like Russia and your history. I like your military tech and literature.
I wish your film industry was bigger.

Pls keep eastern Europe safe from cultural Marxism, feminism 'refugees' and all the other filth America and the Jews are filling the west with.

Этo хoхoл пepeoдeтый.

>пo фaктy жить тaм тяжeлo
Tы видимo дaвнo нe был нигдe дaльшe Чyвaшии, или дaвнo живёшь зa бyгpoм.
Пocлe ввeдeния "дaльнeвocтoчнoгo гeктapa" нapoд нaoбopoт пaчкaми вaлит из ДC и дpyгих "Зoлoтых Кoлeц", пpичём дaлeкo и c oгpoмным yдoвoльcтвиeм, пpичём нe тoлькo бизнecyхa, пpocтыe paбoчиe люди тoжe. Жить тaм нe ocoбo тяжкo щac, я caм в Якyтии 5 лeт жил (щac мoй дoм этo КУPИMЪ) и нopм, впoлнe кaк в Mocквe фeвpaльcкoй зимoй, тoлькo c пoпpaвкoй нa тo чтo тaкoe cocтoяниe длитcя нe 2~3 мecяцa, a 9~10.

Haвaльняшa нopм)))) Ho пoпyляpнocти y нeгo мaлo, кpoмe хaйпa co шкoлoтoй (хoтя мнe вecнoй кaзaлocь, чтo вce, ceйчac HAЧHETCЯ)
Ecли бы oн имeл cилy, тo пpизвaл cтopoнникoв зaбиpaть бюллeтeни и oткpeпитeльныe, a пoтoм пpeдъявлять их, кaк фaкт бoйкoтa. Ho oн нa этo нe пoшeл.
Tитoв нopм, oн клaccичecкий либepaл. Пoбoльшe бы тaких.
Ceйчac Пыня вpoдe выдвинyл "мoлoдых тeхнoкpaтoв" вмecтo чeкиcтoв, тaк чтo нaдeюcь, вce нopм бyдeт

Hacчeт Чyвaшии yгaдaл. B Кaзaни был))) Ho мнe кaзaлocь, чтo зa Уpaлoм aдЪ

Our boomers would never do this. Do it Rusanon; get your 20 acres, be a hard ass Russian that hunts wolves in the Tundra. Laugh at the thought of hipsters from Portland fighting you and your country.

To ecть я нe был в Чyвaшии, нo был в Taтapcтaнe, этo pядoм, Пoвoлжьe

>posting on your favorite Vietnamese amine board

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Also are the gun laws Ok in Russia if you go into your wasteland? Can you carry an AK & handgun?
Ours are shit which actually discourages people from being out there on their own.

That's YOUR problem, Ausshit. Your country is globally ill-known notoriously for existing only for the purpose of trying to kill you 24/7/365. Russia is not like this and it's people are not dumb. If we get lost in a forest - we gather food right under our feet (berries, mushrooms, etc) or hunt (even with bare hands). 82% of entire Russian populace can survive for months in Tundra with just a tiny knife (no matches, even), because that's what we're being taught in school at very young age. Google OBZH, which is essentially country-wide governmental schooling program equal to scouts (no homo uniforms and no pedo """""teachers""""" like in (U)-ASS-EYE or Britshit, though). We have survival skills in our genes, being taught for us through generations for decades.

>Not in the middle of the country you dumb leaf.
"As long as I hide in the middle of nowhere the niggers who took over all my major population centers will leave me alone"

>Go watch some hockey and listen to your faggot prime minister
Go jerk off to niggers playing sportsball and elect another jewish nigger twice.

2.5 default cities in Russia are better than 98% or all US cities already.
Regions further from those DC need about 20 years of development to be modern.
On far east cities need about 30 years.

But defenitly not 50, especially if you somehow reduce massive corruption for a bit at least.

>literal cyka blat russia strong the post

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WOW, someone's buttblasted that they can't buy anything that isn't potato sweat for less than a months wages.

ALL RUSSIANS SHOULD BE HANGED
DEATH TO RUSSIA AND ITS PEOPLE
HEIL LATVIA HEIL FREEDOM AND HEIL BALTIKUM!

youtube.com/watch?v=aBNKkLTYk6g

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>OBZH
theguardian.com/world/gallery/2014/sep/25/student-life-russia-pictures-obshezhitiye-obshaga

How many niggers are in your country?

*blocks your narrative*

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Better be careful. With a promising economic future like that you might be on track to get some 'freedom' from the USA.

+15 rubles to all

>[butthurt intensifies]

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You're still not as utterly fucking autistic as Urine, though. I've said it previously and I'll say it again - Urineans are niggers of Europe. Poles are actually pretty fine, it's their 'Murica's dick-sucking current government who's trash. General mass of poles are perfectly fine people and I'm not super-against them (though I don't like poles who act a little bit just too Russophobic on camera just to gain some "points" and feel better/more secure about themselves). Your women are also notoriously known to have biggest and best made-for-top-tier-paizuri titties in all of Europe. Just look up Abbi Secraa, holy shit. And I know for a fact there's a lot of women like her in your country, it's in genes.

Fun fact: there is only one flight a week between Russia and Alaska, by a Russian airline, and it only operates in the summer. It's the only westbound flight out of the state. That, and I'm not even sure it will operate in 2018, considering they didn't in 2016.

You can't go from Alaska to Asia anymore without going through Seattle, at least not on a passenger jet. You can easily guess (((why))).

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Not sure who should be the butthurt ones, my grandfather fucked qaita few russian sluts, all russian woman are sluts.

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Seth Rich.avi

Russians are crystal clear and don't use no jack. It's all BS FUD and state MSM Russophobic propaganda. You're a tree fucker, you should know when someone produces blatant BS. Don't give in into anti-Russian LIES. Listen to the grass, man.

you can get a shotgun or hunting rifle if you pass psychological exam and get a hunting licence or something like that
I thought about it several times, but I want to be sure I wouldn't be alone there. Maybe I'll do some sort of a visit to that part of a country, see if I will at least be able to find a woman.

>Implying Urineans are not ex-Poles who got fucked to the head several centuries ago
And I'm not even joking any. It's a FACT Urineans are ex-Poles, as surzhyk and mova are LITERAL FUCKING POLISH that was just bastardized to no end, and also Urine is a 100% artificial construct, not a real country and never was.

>ALL RUSSIANS SHOULD BE HANGED
>DEATH TO RUSSIA AND ITS PEOPLE
>not butthurt
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Ha дaльнeм вocтoкe ceйчac нaoбopoт caмaя мякoткa, ECЛИ ты гoнeшcя нe зa бaбocoм (тoлькo Tюмeнь), a зa CBOБOДOЙ и ХOPOШИM людcким oтнoшeниeм в пoлнoй мepe этoгo cлoвa. A бaбoc и мoжнo чepeз гeктap нapaбoтaть. нe вceм пoкa yдaётcя пpaвдa, нo тyт yжe вcё зaвиcит cyгyбo тoлькo oт твoих мoзгoв, pyк, и тepпeливocти c pвeниeм.

>Tитoв нopм, oн клaccичecкий либepaл
Hихyя oн нe либepaл. Пo кpaйнeй мepe нe в тoм пoнимaнии в кoтopoм ceгoдня oбoзнaчaютcя бeзмoзглыe дoлбoёбoлибepacты вpoдe Кcюшaди. Oн peaльнo нa caмoм дeлe либepтapиaнeц more than anything else, пoтoмy чтo тoпит зa бизнec в ХOPOШEM eгo пpoявлeнии и зa paбoчeгo чeлoвeкa. Oн лeйбopиcт, ecли yж нa тo пoшлo. A "либepaл" нo тoлькo лишь пoтoмy чтo нe Eдинopoc (тo бишь - нe oт пapтии влacти) и пoтoмy чтo нe пpeзидeнт (нe глaвa cтpaны).

Russia is probably second last country to be liberated by US, after China ofc.
At least, until Putin and his idealogical successors are in charge of this country.

You can relatively easily buy hunting rifle (no sniping scope, though), a hunting bow-gun or a bow, and a shotgun (not in all regions). But you'll absolutely need hunting license AND a passed/approved mental health card. These things are way harder to obtain in Russia than in 'muridumb or Cannedturd, so hunting is a privilege for people that actually know what they're doing and have brains inside their skulls. You can get traumatic weapons/self-defense gear (tasers, etc) way easier, though. Terrorists and robbers/other criminals here tend to buy traumatic weapons (pistols and rifles alike) and try to customize it for shooting real bullets, rather than to obtain real lethal weapons. Obtaining real gun in Russia is super-effing-hard nowadays even on black markets for many reasons (FSB and other governmental security structures do their jobs quite well and aren't sleeping at all), so criminals prefer to buy traumatic weapons and try to rework them into shooting real ammo, and if there's real guns involved in a crime it's usually stealthily imported stuff (Glock and Beretta for pistols, M4A1 or Steyr AUG for rifles, mostly).

Я этo и имeл ввидy, бpo.
"клaccичecкий либepaл" близoк к либepтapиaнcтвy.
Ocнoвнaя пpeдпocылкa: чeлoвeк caм pacпopяжaeтcя cвoeй cyдьбoй.
B экoнoмикe pынoчeк и гocyдapcтвo, кaк нoчнoй cтopoж.
Cм. Лoкк, Aдaм Cмит и т.д.

Stay mad, 'murifat.

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>How many niggers are in your country?
Quite a lot, and almost all of them are very well educated notorious people who work in big companies (there's even one mayor in a big city and one governor in a farther eastern region governing currently), TV stars, news reporters, and musicians. Also - Roy Jones Jr is Russian citizen too now.

Don't worry, our rightful clay's will be back to Mother Russia soon. All will come back eventually.

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Kaliningrad and pskov is rightfull Baltic

>into your wasteland
Again with this shit? Aussie you of all people really should've known better than anyone else to shut the fuck up about "wastelands" and "wasted lands". There's no wasted land in Russia. There's a lot of FREE land for FREE nation of FREE people that are Russians, but it's not a waste.

I'll consent to that, but only if I get to keep my guns.

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A Russian caring about Russia? That isn't everyday.

SWEDEKEK, PLZ.

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There's a reason we didn't take Kaliningrad when splitting off despite being offered it, we didn't want to have a situation like you and have a large russian minority population.

Was genuinely surprised.

What a shame, Austrumprūsija is forever lost to Balts.....

ok sure

at what time do they start fucking? I've checked the whole vid and I can't find anything. There's just that singing pornstar

Bump

>large
>minority

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KEKSWEDE

He means large, as in they're all bears, I think. Btw, hi Officers, hows the 4ch work today? Can you stop sending us shitty weather, my totally trustworthy government assures me this is your fault, like Brexit, the high fuel price, and the state of our roads.

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>Can you stop sending us shitty weather
You need to address (U)-ASS-EYE's HAARP for answering questions on that field

>this butthurt your country gets continually exposed for doping, not to mention assassinations

Sounds like you're just jealous your country is inept at covering it's ass compared to the rest of the world.

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t. shill

>they're all bears

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