I accidentally cut my finger off last week

I accidentally cut my finger off last week.

Yesterday I got the bill. Almost $500,000 to reattach.

>American Healthcare

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How did you cut it off?

Can you put a price on wiping your ass correctly?

Dipshit wrap that back up in gauze
Trying to get infected and shitttt

How do I convince my gf to fart in my mouth?

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Looks like left hand Pablo

>1467415639590.jpg
>last week

just a fleshwound

Your fault.

Sharpening a knife

I'd of fired your ass

If you are dumb enough that circumstances ended up taking a finger from you, be happy we didn't euthanize you. Pay your stupid fine and fuck off.

>Half cut it off.
The stitches do not go all the way around.

I did the same though, and cost me nothing here in the UK.

And yeah - cover it up for a few days with a antiseptic gauze or you'll get sepsis and die.

Go get it done in a mexican hospital then, faggot

isn't it great tho?
the state will take away the possibility of your stupid ass killing someone in the future

>$50 in china
>$150 in mexico
>$500,000 in USA
How is it to be kekked so hard?

Why would you get it reattached? Enjoy having a useless half a finger for the rest of your life.

Cut your head off. It will be cheaper.

how many newfag will fall for this shit bait? let's find out!

I guess you just learned a 500k lesson to be more careful next time.

Your supposed to use your left Lad.
Fucks sake.

send the fucking finger back with the bill and a note that says "refund pls"

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You cut your pinky as well.
>Sharpening a knife
Come on...

You’re

realistically i would just say fuck it, especially as i am right-handed

So, let me get this straight:
You went to the hospital.
They reattached it.
You haven't paid yet.
And you likely won't.
So, you got free healthcare?
How's the American system broken?

Heh, good point.
This, most importantly.

You know, im just gonna say it. you might think its funny to laugh at other people on the internet but some of us have feelings too and you neeed to take into account because if you hurt other people theyre going to hurt you back

>he wipes with his right hand
>flag
checks out

*I'd've

>1467415639590.jpg

This is a work of fiction

What is washing your hands with soap?

>Fri, 01 Jul 2016 23:27:19 GMT
really makes you htink

I'd pay it but i dont have a job

As a conventional machinist I am not impressed

Just lick pussy more often it will happen eventually.

Years ago you couldn't have got it put back on at all you retard

Hope you learned your lesson, son.

Fart in her mouth

These urban dessert legends because access to fresh water is poor.

Don't wipe with right hand because you can't wash it.

There's your problem.

>Let me just make up a number, because it's not like you all will recognize that I multiplied by 10.
First off, you're a fucking liar. Second, maybe you shouldn't be so fucking stupid that you cut off your finger. Third, how much do you think it OUGHT to cost to reattach a finger considering neither you nor anyone you know has the ability to do it?

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In Canada they wouldn't even reattach it. The ER doctor would tell you "oh well you have 4 fingers now", and sew it up like any other minor cut. That is after waiting 6 hours in the waiting room.

>random finger of sutures
>OY VEY I CUT MUH FINGER OFF YOU GUISE IT WAS 500K

everybody knows our healthcare system is absolute garbage

Right or left only matters if you don't wash your hands you disgusting cretin.

Wait, you mean half a million? Or did you mean 500 dollars?

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>pass the controller bro!

you didn't cut shit off, you got the bone and it stopped because you're a weak faggot.

>last week
>2013

Fuck off Ishmael

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Really? you should be more careful.

BETTER CALL SAUL

As a machete God, not impressed.

Even if you don't pay them back they can't steal your hand. Learnt that when I went default on my boobs loan

Bait thread but I have not spent more than 100 bucks at a hospital because you get to talk to them and if you don't have insurance or money they usually just drop the bill down to nothing to cover the ambulance cost. Ask any doctor about this.

Why didn't you put it back on yourself you fucking moron?

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Because the debt collectors will seize every asset he has and throw him in prison if he doesn't agree to a payment system you absolute fucking retard. How do you dress yourself in the morning with your head that far in your own colon?

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So, again, you got free healthcare? How's this system broken for your indigent ass?

>Has no job
>Cuts finger off

Idle hands are, indeed, the Devil's playground.

Tfw you don't work for an employer that pays for your injuries and gives you AD&D insurance. You could've made money off losing that finger.

>everybody knows
Kill yourself, you fucking commie faggot.

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>not knowing how to sew a finger back on.
Fucking millennials.

Ever more creative ways to lop off a penis isnt "innovation" user
you prick

He meant half a mil which is 100% bullshit. I work in carpentry and know plenty of people who have lose fingers. It's like 10 grand a finger to reattach. It's pricey but not 500 grand.

well, you could have written the finger off as a loss. its not like the ring finger is all that important. you didn't NEED to go to the hospital

doubtful, should've told them to leave it off if it was so bad

>you got the bone and it stopped because you're a weak faggot.
Shit, where I grew up, we put a fucking bandaid on crap like that, wrapped it in duct tape, and went back to work.

Who fucking cares how many healthcare innovations you have if you're going to charge half a million for them?

>wake up in ice without liver in China
>doctor uses superglue in mexico

>USA actually fixes fucking up bad enough to cut off your finger

fuck off, you jewish shill

Apparently quite a few, this little gem has been around for years. Good way to flush out the n00b lines though!

>cut my finger off
>cut ends before finger is servered
>lies about cost, too, cause really this is all about Marxist agenda.

nice post faggot - sage.

so you got a finger reattached for free at this point, this just shows hospitals will not turn poor people away. also reattach does not cost 500,000 stop lying

>Because the debt collectors will seize every asset he has and throw him in prison if he doesn't agree to a payment system you absolute fucking retard. How do you dress yourself in the morning with your head that far in your own colon?
You are literally incorrect. It's called indigent care. You must be a woman because you like to fling insults instead of having a sensible debate.

Indigent Care. Look it up. Now, go shove a cucumber in that cunt of yours and rightly fuck off.

You're a fucking idiot if you actually think OP is telling the truth. The quality of this fucking board kek.

I paid $300 for an emergency room visit and about $200 in co pays after that. I got hit by a car though while riding my motorcycle and broke my foot. Not expensive at all yo

Brilliant comeback. I'm really burned here.

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That's still insane amount, even 500 dollars sounds too much. Wtf america

Legit question, do you not have insurance to fix this sort of things?

>I'm so stupid I literally believe the OP's made up bullshit number.

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>six stiches
>didn't even cut the bone
>reatch
fuck off faggot larper

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I don't believe in insurance. It's a form of gambling and I am against it.

$1388 for an ambulance ride

Stop defending your shitty system all for the sake of national pride. You don't need full on socialist healthcare but something has to change.

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This is fake. I remember this exact thread with the exact pic a couple months ago.

FAKE. OP IS A LYING FAGGOT ATTENTIONWHORE SHILL. KILL YOURSELF

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Then why is epipen so fucking expensive even though it was PUBLICLY FOUNDED WITH AMERICAN TAX DOLLARS for the troops.

Now you have some whore earning gorillions of shekels for a PUBLICLY FUNDED MEDICINE.

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>almost cut muh finger off

Let me guess, you live in the deep south?....


Learn to not lose your digits, Cleatus.

>Pls no bully me for being a dumbass
I miss when we just lobotomized people like you so they wouldn't be a danger to others

>If you don't want socialized medicine, you're a JEW.
Die in a fire, kike.

>Gee whiz, this thing sure is expensive

Normal, rational mind:

>Why is it so expensive? How are they able to charge so much? Why is it so hard for competition to enter the market to drive prices down?

Leftist:

>TAX THE RICH AND MAKE IT "FREE" FOR EVERYONE!!! PAY THE EXORBITANT PRICES AND DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!!!

Gee whiz... who could possibly be behind a push for universal healthcare... huh...

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so you didnt cut your finger off, you badly cut your finger

nice try, jew

>not doing it on purpose so you can have an epic thread on Sup Forums
but yeah I'm sorry for the experience and the fucking bill
ridiculous

My brother feinted on the job a while back. His boss drove him to the hospital where they did an MRI on him. He just got a bill in the mail the other day for $6700.

This - they're very competitive.

you need to put some silvadene around the sutures, prevent infection

Yeah it's really not bad at all not to mention A LOT of companies offer health insurance now days even in non union southern states.

Yeah, if you have good insurance it's not near the expensive. A lot of guys just don't want to pay for insurance until it's too late. I've had private insurance i pay for out of my own pocket so my hospital bills are never over 100 bucks.

>EVERYTHING I WANT SHOULD BE FREE
Make your own fucking epipen. See how much that costs you faggot. Shit you VALUE has VALUE. See how that works?

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you deserved it