Monogatari

I wish they made a flashback series with shinobu as the MC

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Shinobumonogatari when?

I'd also take a series of hitagi and araragi in college

I'd also take a series of her donations.

> no more kizu announcements, pvs, bdrips
> all we have now is zoku, probably
They better announce high budget Monster Season by Oishi because I'm losing reasons to live.

I wish araragi created his own club of specialist in college like hoshino

I wish they made a series about Math adventures in college, with the side characters being one girl representing each department plus Senjougahara for earth sciences.

Where can I find quality monogatari hentai

> Math adventures in college
Threesome with Araragi and Hitagi in order to make up after their second breakup.

i wish this overhyped meme series would end already

Sadpanda

What? Why did Hitagi and Araragi broke up??

They did it 3 times user. I can give you some links if ypu want to know more.

Yes please, i wanna see whose fault is that

I was looking for the same thing, until one morning I woke up and realized I'd signed a blood contract with someone.

His fault as always. Don't spoil me on the punishment, I still haven't watched most of it.

College years LN when?

So there still a chance for Math ? Will she finally happiness ?

The fault was Araragi's and Senjougahara's. Sodachi was an angel fixing it even though Senjougahara always treated her terribly and she hates Araragi.

>3 times
Why? It's not even useful for dramatic purposes since it all happened in a single volume.

All I heard is that they were going to marry.
Will it really work? If they broke up 3 times then how on earth will a marriage work?

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Why did they skip over the college stories? He could've pulled another 20 novels out of that.

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Thanks man

Monster Season is the season about his college years.

He didn't. Musubi is the new hanamonogatari, Monster Season happens during college.

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Shinobumonogatari summury

First and second breakups weren't serious. Only the last one kinda was.

But Monster Season was so short.

7 books

>Monster Season by Oishi

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MAN, I remember people saying that Acerola didn't forcefully kissed Araragi in heaven was a lie but it wasn't??

He saved her.

Sup Forums even thought it was a lost fragment of Shinobus soul, dont trust Sup Forums.

He saved her first

And she saved him first

Nisio is doing the college years. Which I'm disappointed about frankly, it's a period of time you guys overrate the hell out of. Early 20s police officer Koyomi is considerably more interesting.

Who do you mean when you say "she"?

College means more Sodachi.

Will you read it if it is about her relationship with the samurai dude?

Except college is when you fuck like a madman. Early 20s Araragi isn't fucking Kanbaru or Hanekawa or Karen.

Short haired Sodachi

>it was a lost fragment of Shinobus soul
It probably was, since we see human Shinobu in Zokuowari. I guess it’s something like her humanity manifested as a person.

She is pure so there is nothing to worry about.
Or... Acerola was pure but she is dead. Kissshot is pretty lewd.

commence the jigglin'

Short haired Sodachi's banter with Hitagi.

He's not fucking Kanbaru at any point, kouhais are where he draws the line apparantly.
Hanekawa's already on her journey to become Big Boss by that point.
Karen's basically his wife by the time he's a police officer so you're covered there atleast.

That human friend he has in Shinobumonogatari sounds fun though, admittedly.

Stop.

She doesn't have banter with Hitagi. The commentary tracks were just Hitagi bullying her and Sodachi taking it.

She's too perpetually angry and pathetic to have banter with anyone other than Araragi evidently, as things currently stand anyway.

>since we see human Shinobu in Zokuowari
That's not what that was.

Anything to counter my statement?

But they were friends in college.

What was it then?

>probably
Not trusting what you guys you guys say anymore if you can't actually read/translate it yourselves to be honest, you did this with Musubi when it came out too and look what happened there. Full of more shit than Araragi.

I would, but honestly, that shit has been posted so many times I cant care enough to write something that counters it.

In other words, you have nothing to counter it

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What is so special about Hitagi? Why did Hanekawa lose to her?

She exists for the sake of the plot i assume

Rrrgi actually enjoys the banter which he doesnt get from hanekawa. He also really enjoys the wordplays with hachikuji, its all mentioned in the books

Nothing. That's why Nisio decided to have her win; all the other girls have their own unique qualities but Senjou is just an ordinary human girl.

Her beautiful personality.

Sure, if that helps your ego, go with it.

>Why did Hanekawa lose to her?
Because Hanekawa is the worst girl.

You can notice the batfags getting sick of the waifu wars, thats why there's only crabfags left and the threads are dying faster than ever

She reminds me of her.

Everyone just conceded defeat.

She is witty, fun, open, loving and she is genuine when Hanekawa is always wearing masks. She wanted to use Araragi to make her life better. Hitagi just loves her man.

Come on. Don't bait like that. The crabfags loose every single time.

Fuck Nisio. It's not Hitagi's fault that he cares only about Shinobu now.

>Intelligent
>nihilistic
>wicked sense of humor
>cute butt

What's not to love?

As for a serious answer, Hitagi Crab was a one shot that was turned into Bake. There was nothing else planned until on a whim Nisio decided to make Kizu.

She's supposed to be very tight.

Crabfags hardly exist. Almost every thread about her is insulting her. Even this conversation started with someone asking why Hanekawa lost to Senjougahara of all people.

>There was nothing else planned until on a whim Nisio decided to make Kizu.

On a whim? I'm pretty sure it was planned since the very beginning

Crab doesn't exist either so it makes it even.

Crab does her role pretty good actually.
She is the Cancer of the show anyways.

My timeline might be a little off but if I remember in the back of Nise he mentions that he just sort of kept writing after Bake

Nisioisin likes to skip around chronologically so it's probable that he'll go back and forth between college stuff and post-college stuff.

Probably, I don't know much about that. But i don't believe Kizu was made on a whim since it's to explain why Araragi had like superpowers and why Shinobu was angry with him

It's true.

Mine has already spread to a lot of body parts.

She didn't cuck Araragi with Kaiki at least

How much money do I have to pay Nisio to make a canon side story where crab spends the night at Kaiki's place?

She almosy did. Fucking slut

whore

Like the side story where they hang out and talk about classic literature

She looks exactly like his mom
This is some Evangelion level Freudian fuckery

Takes a real harlot to notice it and take advantage of it.

It's not like if Senjougahara knew what his mom looked like when he caught her
how could she possibly know she would become a time traveler and give birth to her own lover

How could he have known she would change his entire life?

I like getting a chance to post the webm

Look at his sisters. His mom is super hot.

Shaft neck best neck.

>You can notice the batfags getting sick of the waifu wars
It might just be the same few posters for all I know, but Batfags are the ones who get asshurt at any other character but Bat ever being talked about by others and constantly try to derail all other discussion. Don't mind the character but her fans are shit, atleast the most vocal ones anyway.

Whereas Crabfags and Snakefags are basically extinct.

Sad but true. Bat deserves better fans.

Bat deserves better donuts, and I mean better donations.

Thats a bit untrue because, everyone seems to bait the Batfags just to keep the war going. And there are some who trigger these batfags with retarded statments like

"Araragi and Shinobu have a father/daughter relationship"
You are asking too much if you don't want people to get angry at this

>the reason Mamararagi knew Hanekawa was in trouble was because she was Senjougahara
Now it all makes sense.

Those aren't even Crabfags though, they're falseflaggers and baitmasters. They come to these threads because you guys reply.