Is there anything more fragile...

Is there anything more fragile, more beautiful and more deserving of protection than a christmas cake's gentle smiling face?

That's a rhetorical question, the answer is obviously "no".

You'd be wrong! A widow is arguably more deserving after enduring the tragedy of losing what made them happy and the years of insufferable loneliness afterwards.

christmas cakes are used up whores who are only good for sex

>christmas cakes are used up whores
I'll give you five seconds to figure out how stupid that is.

Christmas cakes can be whores, they're not married but not necessarily virgins. Beyond that, they're pawns of the feminist agenda and acting against their best interest by spending their best years competing with men instead of cooperating.

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But they are. Every woman past the age of 18 got fucked, there are no exceptions.

No matter how ugly, crazy, retarded, fat, diseased, or disfigured a woman is, she WILL get fucked by someone and most have had at least 100 to 200 dicks in their cunts by the time they reach their cake age.

they are either entitled whores or women with awful personalities

>Every woman past the age of 18 got fucked, there are no exceptions.
Chinese cartoons are the exception!

Nope.

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Fucking A, you've made my day user

Which one are you? I made a promise to someone.

>whippersnappers and their newfangled tricknology

NEW CHAPTER WHEN?? Goddamned, the boy won't stand a chance against a cake of that magnitude, not in a bikini! He's doomed.

High impact cake is always best cake.

Christ, she already has his sisters complete affectionate consent to marry him and become her onee-chan in law. Make it happen already.

I hereby propose that we call widows French Toast rather than cake. We have cakes, we have noodles, why not add French toast to the mix? It vaguely makes sense: French toast is what happens when you try to give stale bread new life, to recreate it as something edible and tasty.

>Imouto is introduced
>Expect some retarded rivalry with the imouto
>Instead she totally loves Yakumo
I'm surprised but not upset.

That's not bad at all user. Hell yeah I can get behind that.

Thanks for reminding me to ask my parents to let some bread go stale when I come home, can't make french toast to save my life. Made fucking broiled lobster with garlic butter the other day, french toast? Fucking charcoal block.

This is exactly why they should never be loved

Widow is self-explanatory, it's pointless to call her anything else.

user, I ...

But the beauty of the heartbreak when they realize yet again someone planned to just use her even though she knew her hope was fake to begin with but she still wanted to pretend
That's not something that works with younger ages

DOZO.

Wrong picture

What was the point of this movie ?

why not both?

To waste my goddamn time.

To be pretty and sad, like a christmas cake.

god damn you leave my boner alone

Now I want his mother to visit and amazingly give her approval too.

If it hurts it means it's true. It means someone loves her deeply.

Fuck off jabber

You know the answer to that is always "when" or "now", right?

Agni's smile is more deserving of protection than any cake, although it isn't as beautiful.

>mother visits and drops subtle hints of how lonely she'll be when once her son graduates
>suggests that he'll need nutrition help in college as well and she could move in with him
>as day wears on she gets more and more aggressive in suggesting good neighborhoods in collegetowns
>time to leave has Yakumo escort mom to her car
>mom pushes Yakumo against the wall and says she is perfectly find with her son having an older girlfriend if she takes care of him

My heart

Used goods.

Only if she’s a virgin. Otherwise the only thing she rightfully deserves is brothel job.

i took a 20 year old's virginity. she was fat as fuck but she was indeed a female virgin over the age of 20

foot fetish fuel

Exception rather than the rule, which only supports the rule. Also, 18 and 20 are just 2 years apart.

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