/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04
>Tucker: Men In America pt2 3/14/18
youtu.be/wP33T4KjR3c
>Tucker: Men In America pt3 3/16/18
youtu.be/Dcin79jjFto

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #30 (Dr Gina) 3/17/18
youtu.be/0hYRxayhdGM
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #48 3/17/18
youtu.be/C2-XR6igyhE
>VP Pence/2nd Lady @St Patrick's Day Parade in GA 3/17/18
youtu.be/nuO6yk6bgU8
>This Week @State 3/16/18
youtu.be/rQNiDYsLRj0
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Irish PM Varadkar to WH 3/16/18
youtu.be/RsTBJA18Ws8
>DepSoS Sullivan meets JPN FM Kono 3/16/18
youtu.be/yfmMJYzlIRg
>DepSoS Sullivan meets SoKo FM 3/16/18
youtu.be/H8pwoZzvGFQ
>HHSSec Azar @Natl Assoc of Comm Health Centers 3/16/18
youtu.be/FoefD7TE31k
>StateDep Readout: Heather w/AssSoS Evanoff 3/16/18
youtu.be/kD0pSbkCgNA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Leg Affairs Dir Short 3/16/18
youtu.be/nyliqfUpXgc
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/2nd Lady/IrishPM @Shamrock Bowl 3/15/18
youtu.be/VGhnAmFC5dY
>Pres Trump/Irish PM Varadkar @ Friends of Ireland luncheon 3/15/18
youtu.be/5f9ztw_WQa0
>Pres Trump meets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
youtu.be/pRuOHm2bx-s
>Pres Trump greets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
youtu.be/-E3Lv81Jz_s
>AG Sessions @Chief of Police Forum 3/15/18
youtu.be/1mKkW-HfTM0
>NatlSec Space Program Budget hearing 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442615-1/

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news.vice.com/en_us/article/bjp87a/cambridge-analytica-bragged-about-using-fake-news-bribes-and-ukranian-hookers-to-influence-elections
ballotpedia.org/United_States_Congress_elections,_2018
eac.gov/voters/register-and-vote-in-your-state/
house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative
270towin.com/2018-senate-election/
270towin.com/2018-house-election/
270towin.com/2018-governor-election/
thegreenpapers.com/G18/events.phtml?format=chronological&type=e
obstructionistlosers.com/
gop.com/
fns.usda.gov/tags/healthy-hunger-free-kids-act-0
ers.usda.gov/webdocs/publications/88074/eib-190.pdf?v=43174
npr.org/2017/05/01/526451207/trump-administration-rolls-back-2-of-michelle-obamas-signature-initiatives
ballotpedia.org/Illinois_elections,_2018
cnn.com/2017/03/30/europe/russian-orthodox-church-resurgence/index.html
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OP IS LEAVING
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

>CLOUSEAU

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See you in 300 posts.

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Awoo!

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Post yfw Mueller quits rather than being fired.

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DEVELOPING:
>BOMB SQUAD DETONATING SUSPICIOUS BACKPACKS FOUND ON LEWIS & CLARK BRIDGE IN LONGVIEW, WASHINGTON.
> WITNESSES SAY AN OLDER MAN WITH A GRAY BEARD TIED BACKPACKS WITH UNKNOWN CONTENTS TO THE BRIDGE

twitter.com/Breaking911/status/975839793916661763

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>mfw jews
Awoo and such

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>/ptg/ having their shit together

where do you think we are?

AWOO~

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Shit was close brehs

See y'all in 300 posts

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He is a FBI fuck boy, he'll never leave.

Bring back the bot

Not before sending all media outlets a tape of trump banging his wife while he watches crying and muttering “no collusion”

That's gonna cause massive rage among feminists

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HTAKNS FOR BAKNIG

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LIFE ON THE EDGE, BITCHES!!!

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I wonder how the tip of my penis would feel in that little space between her tongue and her lower jaw.

Muhammed bombing people again, what else is new

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Foolish, too restrictive can lead to a backlash that fucks even reasonable proposals

>watching John Oliver hit piece on Pence that showed up in my youtube recs
>"He's known for some extreme positions, like his opposition to abortion and gay rights."
>opposition to abortion is extreme

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Bernie bros at it again

Decatur, GA – A total of 76 people were arrested and 13 children were rescued or identified as victims during a mutually coordinated operation between eight (8) southeastern states. The joint, proactive operation, Operation Southern Impact II, was coordinated by nine (9) Internet Crimes Against Children Task Forces in those eight states and focused on persons who possess and distribute child pornography and those who are sexually exploiting children in other ways using technology and the internet. The planning for Operation Southern Impact II began approximately 4 months ago and culminated in 2 days of investigative actions to include search warrant executions, undercover operations, and arrests in Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Maryland, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, and West Virginia. A total of 222 law enforcement and prosecutorial agencies participated in the operation.

The arrestees, ranged in age from 17 to 72. Some of their occupations included postal worker, non-profit employee, small business owner, store clerk, mechanic, daycare administrator, pastor, construction worker and magician. During the operation, 136 search warrants were executed and 100 knock and talks were conducted in those eight (8) states. During those search warrants and knock and talks, 736 digital devices were previewed and 1,255 digital devices were seized. Of those devices seized, 235 were mobile phones. These investigative actions resulted from both reactive cases such as cybertips received by each ICAC Task Force from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children (NCMEC) and proactive cases such as peer-to-peer investigations and proactive, on-line undercover investigations.

gbi.georgia.gov/press-releases/2018-03-16/76-arrested-multi-state-child-exploitation-operation-named-“operation

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That's a cool little robot.

Who cares what feminists feel.

if it was rape or incest why would you take more than 2 seconds to make that decision anyways, let alone 15 weeks

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ok i found an retarded pic off google

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Will Trump execute the soldiers that guard, grow, refine and distribute the the worlds Opium supply?

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Wet

Saved

bot was bullied it's never coming back

Why aren't the REAL criminals in prison yet?

Barack Obama
Hillary Clinton
Nancy Pelosi
Chuck Schumer

Why are we STILL wasting time with this bullshit witch hunt?

Slow day, shills must be waiting for updated memos from dnc

news.vice.com/en_us/article/bjp87a/cambridge-analytica-bragged-about-using-fake-news-bribes-and-ukranian-hookers-to-influence-elections

>pakistani

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Playing Persona 5 and my boy Phil makes headlines.

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i cant find a good example but theres all kinds of like sexual gestures youll see on magazine covers for like photo shoots

girls are delibereately actively trying to get you to lust

im looking for the descriptor of what that girl is performing

not what it can be looked at as

but what is the action she is doing and the motivation for it

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Why even watch these things when you know you'll hate them? It's really not worth it.

Yay for more minorities to come rape and murder white children.

he'll have to destroy the CIA and the others first :-\

Wanting a woman from a country that is 70% inbred and circumcised.

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Some homeless guy just lost all his shit.

whats up with these? I'm certain its almost 100% "hey rabbi!"

So now I'm trying to eat this onion, and I can barely finish the first layer. This shit burns my tongue and my throat in a way that is absolutely indescribable. Habaneros don't hurt this much.

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Pedos btfo

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Lol.

One field did get bombed last year.

>convenient general source for everything important about the 2018 midterms
ballotpedia.org/United_States_Congress_elections,_2018

>REGISTER TO VOTE ASAP
eac.gov/voters/register-and-vote-in-your-state/

>Find out who your congressman is
house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative

>SENATE INTERACTIVE MAP FOR 2018
270towin.com/2018-senate-election/

>HOUSE INTERACTIVE MAP FOR 2018
270towin.com/2018-house-election/

>GUBERNATORIAL INTERACTIVE MAP FOR 2018
270towin.com/2018-governor-election/

>Dates (FOR PRIMARIES, RUNOFFS, ETC)
thegreenpapers.com/G18/events.phtml?format=chronological&type=e

The purpose of this thread is to provide Sup Forums a convenient guide to the 2018 midterms, and a platform to take action to achieve specific objectives that will prevent any semblance of a “Blue Wave.”

IMPORTANT DATES

November 6, 2018 --> THE BIG ONE. This is when you’ll cast your votes to elect your choices to the House of Representatives and the Senate

That would mean targeting Chinese, which he should totally do. Bomb them.

WHAT YOU CAN DO TO CREATE THE RED STORM

[1] >REGISTER TO VOTE ASAP
eac.gov/voters/register-and-vote-in-your-state/

[2]>Find out who your congressman is
house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative

[3]>Find out the date of the primaries for your state

thegreenpapers.com/G18/events.phtml?format=chronological&type=e


(get these 3 BASIC steps done asap)
------------

other things to do once those are done

[ ] sign up for the Democrats’ mailing list on obstructionistlosers.com/ to keep an eye out for what they want to do in your area

[ ] sign up for the Republican’s mailing list on gop.com/ to keep an eye out for what they want to do in your area
[ ]think of all the family members and friends you know who are willing to vote against the Democrats, and get them to register to vote if they haven’t yet, and CONSTANTLY REMIND THEM THAT NOVEMBER 6 IS THE BIG DAY. Do whatever it takes. If you have a younger Gen Z sister who hates the Democrats and recently turned 18, get her to stop taking selfies and take some time to register. Prepare a family / friend party for November 6 or close to it. Anything along those lines. If you’re a hot chick (or a girl who isn’t a landwhale, really) get your beta orbiters to vote.


[ ] if you know people willing to vote Democrat, think of all the ways to redpill or demotivate them; obviously this will vary on a case-by-case basis

[ ] share what you know about how each candidate is perceived in your area (e.g. I live in Indiana and Joe Donnelly isn't even popular among progressives; I live in NYC and many people here won't even bother going out to vote for Gillibrand)

[ ] share your ideas on how to improve this general

Shadow Government with DEEP roots

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Here anons, my second humble contribution for campaign posters.
> When you elect (D)emocrats your kids GO HUNGRY


Sources are [1] for the original signing of the legislation, [2] for the official chart with the steep unprecedented decline in school lunches and [3] for Trump getting rid of Michelle Obama awful choices

Now be a good citizen and try to make this reach the correct audience:
> soccer moms
> grandpa boomers
> normies in general

I have absolutely no way to do that but some of you guys do.
[1] fns.usda.gov/tags/healthy-hunger-free-kids-act-0
[2] ers.usda.gov/webdocs/publications/88074/eib-190.pdf?v=43174
[3] npr.org/2017/05/01/526451207/trump-administration-rolls-back-2-of-michelle-obamas-signature-initiatives

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>i-it's a w-with hunt
fires fbi director
>i swear i'm innocent
freaks out when AG recuses himself
>n-no collusion believe me
writes his sons statement for him when he's found to be meeting with russian lawyers
>f-fake n-news
fires another fbi director

Seduction. You're an autist.

Abortion should be flat out banned you degenerate, 15 weeks is an undeserved mercy

Disgusting. Get this paki filth off my /ptg/ and post more aryan qt's

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Sounds like something that would occur in an mmorpg

RED STORM ALERT
RED STORM ALERT
RED STORM ALERT

ILLINOIS PRIMARIES ARE TOMORROW

IF YOU LIVE IN ILLINOIS, BE SURE TO VOTE ON TUESDAY TO PRIMARY OUT ANY REPUBLIKEKS AND ENSURE MAGA CANDIDATES MAKE IT

ballotpedia.org/Illinois_elections,_2018

>Facebook, the home of all normies, is notably enjoying President Trump's reign
>Cambridge Analytica gets paid by the kikes to hang themselves and implicate Facebook as the new "Muh Russia" when that fell through
Why are jews suddenly so bad at 4D chess?

Recommendation: make a good few images for these posts.

balls finally showing up on other people.

Fuck you and fuck your commie red storm.

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It's over. He isn't getting a 2nd term.

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do you have trumps level of literacy or something? read the fucking article you moron.

Well, the rabbis are highly trained men.

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Radical.

>suggesting that some tv pitchman faggot is smarter than Mueller

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You know what bugs me about the abortion debate in general? It's always based on "weeks." Yes I know in general humans develop mostly the same, but I wish there was a more subjective metric, like "no abortions after the fetus is x cms in length" or "no abortions after the fetus has a heartbeat/some other subjective, binary has-it-or-doesn't trait."

t. autist

Oh fug it's ogre

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Here fellow user, some OC for spreading in your corner of the net. Take and pic related (and the next one)

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lol no. She's a Czech. Don't ask me how I know.

His failure on the anthrax case resulted in the US government being sued for millions. If anyone did that in the private sector they would never work again.

TRUMP IS SAID PREPARING $60B CHINA TARIFFS BY FRIDAY: WAPO

Here is the full version of that

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posing, prostrating, exposing, there's a specific word for when her pants are off and she's bent down presenting her rear to you, offering, teasing, flashing, goddess, presenting, showing off, influencing, raising, asking for it?

Imagine how much the right could get done if they weren't obsessed with abortion.

>no exceptions for rape or incest

What a fucking moron. Even most conservatives will have a problem with that.

That gun is too big for awoo. Get a gun for women. Get a Glock.

?
Who do you think gets abortions in nigger filled mississippi

"Liberals are real good with YOUR job. They never give up their gig, oh no, it's YOUR gig they wanna give to diversity." --Michael Savage

Who are you talking about?

And the version for conservative christians

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>they bragged about shit they were told to brag about to keep the story straight, therefore they must be right wingers
You must be new here. Have this last (You).

15 months isn't restrictive at all, most western European countries have it at 12 months.

Cook it. Chop up the large onion, fry with a dash of olive oil and black pepper on a low heat in a pan until soft. Mix in eggs, a tablespoon of milk and cherry tomatoes and scramble them up for 2 minutes for an easy omelette.

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>Jews like child rape
>Jews will kill to cover it up

Shocked I tell you! Shocked!

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And the full version, christian conservative styled

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thats describing what youre seeing

its not saying the reason the girl is doing it the motivations for it

waking up in the morning with the idea that youre just going to make your hair nice and do makeup to try to make someone think youre hot

and then make it 10x worse by doing even more sexually suggestive poses like that in modelling

not what im talking about at all

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>An-Cap is the most morally and legally just system by any metric
Gets proven each day!

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'Presenting'

>rich White men

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That is one of the most autistic things I have ever read on this site congrats.

I love how the (((MSM))) is trying to spin the Russia narrative into a U.S. vs (((Soviet Union))) cold war to rile up the neo-cons and other Boomers.
When in fact the Russian Federation are the protagonists in this fight.
cnn.com/2017/03/30/europe/russian-orthodox-church-resurgence/index.html
The Jews want Russia to fail, never forget that.

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Weren't you banned just recently? Are you evading?

>they laughed, but Trump wasn't joking

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Trump/Kim erotic fan fiction when?

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Just means the GOP have to actually campaign and run GOOD candidates. Not boring, shoe-in cuckservatives

SES is heroes man, it's that russian puppet you need to worrry about *shakes* Putin is undermining our democracy, trust these peeps

>Trump ends up getting 50% of the black vote next elections, citing how you can't vote against the biggest playa to ever set foot in the White House

>marxists victimhood garbage EVEN AFTER A LITERAL NIGGER WAS POTUS

Oh these sandniggers.