Would you date him?
Would you date him?
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>him
Crusch is the only character from that series that I would date.
yes
u more gay than the fags that like the guy
I feel like we've been here before. But allow me to answer the extremely related question of what I would do to him if he ever got close to me like that.
>Grab his ass
>Tell him
>"hey baby, you lookin' for a good time?"
>answer is yes
>clothes instantly rip off on their own
>tell him it's going in the pooper
>he looks at me with a face that says "oh shit i'm fucked"
>stick it up his pooper
>it goes out of his mouth
>start humping in and out
>every time it goes out of his mouth he burps
>every time it goes in his mouth he farts
>go super fast
>inaudible supertones of burps and farts
>shit everywhere
>ohgoditsmellslikeasewer.jpg
>cum flies out of his mouth
>shit is in the cum too
>belly swells up to the size of 20 watermelons
>pull my dick out
>a mixture of shit and cum flies out of his asshole at 90 mph
>shit chunks the size of baseballs
>one hits a kid walking by, head instantly explodes, making the sound of a gunshot
>yell home run
I'd marry him.
If I was a girly cat boy that was prettier than the female cast, I'd fall in love with the MC too.
No, I've already dated at least two autistic girls and I wouldn't have the patience for a boy.
Stop posting you catslut.
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A catgirl (male) is fine too.
what do you think faggot?
naw man I think Subaru is in love with Emilia also I'm not gay
yes!
>Tfw you will never be a cute catboi
*ahm*
DON'T
>quote from man swallowing dick
Can he get pregnant?
yes, you just have to try really hard!
yeah ok it was kindof funny the first time, stop posting it
I love the one where that annoyed girl tries to go double or nothing and ends up ________*ahm*_______
STOP o-or else!
If he loved me, yes.
I'd give him catnip.
>ponytail
Gross, you win. I surrender
youtu.be
Watch it anons this relates too well.
Patrician taste, trooper.
whats wrong with ponytails?
"A FEMININE DICK!!!"