Why does God love the Middle East so much?

Why does God love the Middle East so much?

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Because he's mentally retarded and forgot he made so much earth.

Because those religions are Semitic in origin. That’s a place where Semites have existed for a long time

>he did not read the book of Mormon

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>finally we have proof
>god loves oil
>god loves dominating desert monkeys
>god is an American

God doesn't exist.

It's ok to believe in such, though. Many of the teachings lead to a healthy society that lasts.

Deserts are good settings for sprawling epics.
Ask Frank Herbert.

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user, I don't know how to break this to you, but... all the Abrahamic religions were made up by sheep herders thousands of years ago.

They will all die in fire

>The Quran
Mecca is outside the circle you abject retard.

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That's where the first conscious humans lived, died and rotted.

Most of the Quran took place south of that.

So? God didn't do anything in Mecca. Mohammed did.

> expands circle 1/16th"
> now the canaanite sky dad is real!

The Quran took place inside a 9 year old girls pussy

Cough! The Flood! Cough!

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actually no. Mt. Sinai is further south, buy a long way. At least draw the circle right or you just look like an idiot. Which is what you are.

Muhammed wrote the Quran while wearing Aieshas undergarmets.

The book of Acts includes events in Rome, and Esther evens in Persia - much outside the circle

Also, ask yourself: if you wanted to make sure your teachings could spread throughout the land, wouldn't putting yourself at the crossroads of Europe, Asia, and Africa right there be the ideal spot? The Gospel spread from Ethiopia in the west to India in the east to Britain in the north because its roots were right in the middle at Israel.