Sunday cake thread to make this sunny day gloomer

Sunday cake thread to make this sunny day gloomer.

You wouldn't waste frosting on a stale cake.

But I like them cold.

>cold
Uh...

All cakes require you to add your glaze to them.

Is CG the only idol franchise with a substantial amount of adult idols?

Probably. I can't rule out some fujoshit.

It seems like an under-explored territory, to be sure.

Pump and dump Kaede!

Bump
Can we get some anime moms[spoiler/] please

mating press the cake

No, cakes =/= milfs

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It isn't so wrong for a cake to keep a half-filled out marriage form with her at all times, right?

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Why is cake so good?

It simply is.

There must be a reason for it, though.

Because I'm too old to have a waifu in high school.

I personally think this was the best Cake we had for a couple of seaons.

>cake
She is 50+ years old, you know

that's not a cake

Long hair and green eyes in particular.

Depends on the Time skips, but 50 year old is fine.

That's true.

What do you call 50 year olds?

mom

Skirt Suits are amazing.

They are.

HOT

Cakes/OLs in bondage are a weakness of mine.

Do you have a lot of weaknesses, user? Or just one or two in particular?

Oh, I have a lot of weaknesses. Most of them aren't blue-board appropriate or relevant to the thread, though.

Oh I'm sure you'll find a way to get them across like you always do.

>like you always do.

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I'm sure you don't.

You're seriously confusing me, user.

I get seriously confused all the time here. Glad someone else does too.

Drunk cakes/OLs are great.

What do you guys think about Koyanagi Hanako? If you don't know who she is, fix it before anime starts.

Will the anime do the manga justice? I really hope so but I'm not confident

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A-1 is a competent studio.

>Miyuki Sawashiro va
Noice

Just what I needed, thanks.

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What beer is that?

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She's a milf now

Heineken. One of the shittiest.

I decided to try Heineken after watching Black Lagoon. Big mistake.

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Nice cakes.

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>ring
user, don't be one of those who don't know what Christmas cake means.

I'd rather she put me in bondage, on the ground below her.

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Is this worth a read?

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That's also fun.

Reminder

DING DONG DIDDLY WORKING MY DICK INTO A SHOOT

Well then, this would be the first time I would want to fuck a hambeast.

Not hambeast, just healthy.

How does she manage to look so cool despite wearing the plainest skirt suit possible?

What, you don't like the taste of bitter piss water?

>healthy

You do?

I love Maple Cake.

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Go back to /asp/

>the ババーン sfx at the bottom
Japan is an amazing language.

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>tfw no sleep over with drunk sex starved cakes

>sex starved cakes
>sleeping

You can't take the Sup Forums out of /asp/ brother.

I prefer the taste of fresh unfiltered piss straight from the tap

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Tends to happen.

What makes Kaede so great?

The reality looks a lot more fun desu

She smells nice, probably. Plus she is THE Cinderella girl.

Holy shit, would drink in a heartbeat.

Childood is idolizing JK idols.
Adulthood is realizing that cake idols make more sense.

>draw a Baba
>she's only 24
For what purpose?

In Japan, you life is pretty much over after 20.

Agreed. I just wish the industry would agree, too.

Best of both worlds?

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YAY

And then she woke up.

Kyoani are unmatched when it comes to cakes.

It's formfitting and she has a nice figure. A perfect gift stands out even with simple wrapping.

>But not next to you
It's okay though, she's already perfect.